tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-317541462024-02-27T21:11:30.072-08:00eclectik-remixation.comDiggin in the crates of eclectik-relaxation.comeclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-79666223582928809762009-05-03T08:32:00.001-07:002009-05-03T08:35:02.839-07:00RemixedI'm offically done blogging.<br /><br />I'd like to thank everyone that came and read and commented on the Remix.<br />This and the Original blog is done...<br /><br />I will however be on <a href="http://eclectik-discussion.com/">eclectik-discussion.com</a> talking just about everything<br /><br />Randomness, sex, love, sports, Television, Movies, yadda yadda yadda<br />Feel free to come join me (I have a blog there too)<br /><br />Thanx again.eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-64402732231184279252009-04-07T03:04:00.000-07:002009-04-07T03:04:00.412-07:00Dime Lines: in the middle<img style="width: 374px; height: 318px" height="318" src="http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3342/me20timeyg6.jpg" width="374" /><br /><br /> <br /><br />Inspired by her words<br /><br />Before her curves<br /><br />Her nouns and verbs<br />Were never spoken but still heard<br /><br />Dime lines personified, out of the blue she stepped<br />Tryin my best not to sweat her you know, quiet as kept<br /><br />Fuck that<br /><br />I'm diggin you<br />I know I don’t know you well<br /><br />Well<br /><br />Your perceived personality is sexy as hell<br /><br />Your dislikes are mine<br />Character flaws I can deal with<br /><br />The way we're compatible and think is the real gift<br /><br />Real quick<br /><br />What's your favorite color?<br />Mine: Earth tones<br /><br />Orange to be specific<br />Burnt orange and then my birthstone<br /><br />November<br /><br />Yeah Sag, you know I'm glad we're speakin<br />When you go hang with your friends we should chill that weekend<br /><br />Gun jumpin.<br /><br /> never mind this ish is just crazy<br />They say you find when you're not lookin<br /><br />But this ish is crazy<br /><br />Maybe I’m buggin...when it's too good to be true<br />Fuck that how I'm gon front like I don’t like you?<br /><br />Gotta myspace page?<br /><br />Wait.<br /><br />What's your age?<br /><br />Wait.<br /><br />Favorite movie? Likes/Dislikes lemme gauge<br /><br />Never mind we got all day<br /><br />All week<br />It's a new year<br /><br />Long distance relationship?<br />What? You’re coming here?<br /><br />Her Nickname is cute, real name is sexy<br />I'm gettin punk'd on some bull, who's tryin to test me?<br /><br />It's like….<br />everything I type...everything I write<br />Everything is right<br /><br />… no way that I'm her type<br /><br />Impossible<br /><br />This type of compatibility is illogical<br /><br />Off rip, of the top...nah this is comical<br /><br />What am I?<br /><br />Gonna type and meet a girl online<br />Talk all night next day a Dime Lines?<br /><br />Well no...<br /><br />That type of ish never happens<br />Besides I have no game, and don't do much for rappin<br /><br />I don’t do much for nappin'<br />So I must be sleep<br /><br />I still haven't met her...but damn that thought was deep.eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-88449567187784692692009-04-02T03:59:00.000-07:002009-04-02T03:59:00.758-07:00Hunger Strike<img style="width: 310px; height: 463px" height="463" src="http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6117/he20ate20my20homeworkxd1.jpg" width="310" /><br /><br />Okay...<br /><br />So I thought the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach<br />So why do we never get taken out for dinner?<br /><br />Why is it acceptable for a woman to hit you up and say "I'm hungry" "Let's go out to dinner"<br />and the MAN has to pay? He was chillin'! But that's the only way you get a date sometimes...if you're trickin...err I mean Treatin'<br /><br />It's not always "trickin" don't take me too literally, and this is definitely NOT meant to say that this goes for all women...all dates...all situations, you know my humor; BUT I STAND by these words as they reference the majority<br /><br />I continue...<br /><br />I don't have any problems paying for a meal, or cooking...I actually like to see if I'm the only one that likes my cooking or not LOL<br />...and maybe it's the control that a man likes to have because he wasn't the one that came up with the idea for dinner he feels some kind of way.<br /><br />I'm just saying....it's crazy that when a man and woman decide to go out (on the woman's request) the man has to flip the bill<br /><br />Like, let's go to the movies....okay, Duke may or may not even WANT to go see the movie...but agrees because he's diggin the chick and she called, and it's a way to see her<br />But<br /><br />The fact that when he gets there and he has to pay automatically is that bull son...I mean it's not even a question.<br /><br />Things are different if it's my idea and I'm planning things out...sure I got it allllll covered<br /><br />And Nooooo, no one is saying the man HAS to pay<br /><br />BUT!<br /><br />That's what We're 'supposed' to do...if we don’t we're definitely looked at some kinda way from there on.<br /><br />Sometimes it would be nice to get the:<br />Reach in the purse fake out LOL<br />Slide the bill your way fake out LOL<br />I'll drive since you're paying offer<br />You get the Movie, I'll get the concessions offer (Shidddd I dunno who makes out on that one) LMAO<br /><br />Again, I don’t have ANY problem with paying for EVERYTHING on a date<br /><br />I'm just asking why is it the thing to do?<br />why is it socially acceptable that the man pay for everything?<br /><br />I'm not buying the 'be a gentleman' thing...what's that? Because I have a penis I gotta be Tricky McTrickerton every time I see someone I'm interested in? LMAO<br />I don’t care that that's 'How you were raised' me too, but I'm grown now...and so are you; you got paid Friday just like me LOL<br /><br />I understand being 'old school' I'm old school too, with hip Hop, Soul Music, Cartoons, Movies, and my Grandma's Biscuits<br />But women can Vote, Run for Pres, Make more money than me, Sing , Rap, dance, Dunk a basketball...so let's be real<br /><br />Now, some things you're just supposed to do to be nice, like hold the door...that's being polite...MAYBE if I think about it get the car door (sometimes I forget or it's awkward)<br />I'm not pullin out no chiar though...get the hell outta here...chair.<br /><br />(Understand I have to add the funny and the sarcasm otherwise it would be a boring read...I am an asshole but not THAT much)<br /><br />I continue...<br /><br />Even first date, Why other than "because" ...don't get me wrong; I'm paying...I just don't know why lol<br /><br />do you know that some women will sleep with a guy if he spends upwards of a certain amount of money...like he deserves it?<br />do you know men will spend upwards of a certain amount of money on a date and expect sex...like he deserves it?<br />...how do you enjoy the sex if you get it that way? I mean with straight prostitution at least it's out in the open...men and women are corny<br />do you know that there are women that ONLY call certain dudes for free meals and dates?<br />...now the response is "well they're stupid/suckers for letting that happen" Why? They're supposed to pay when a woman wants to go out.<br />Plus, you know if you do the fake I'm pay for it fake out...and he calls your bluff and lets you do it, you're lookin like "?!?! He made me pay!? I can't believe this water head mickey-flickey let me pay!' LOL!<br />This is how it pops off:<br /><br />A guy could've JUST cooked a Steak, potatoes, veggies...been eating watching cancelled ass Day Break with Vanilla Diggs and he gets a phone call:<br /><br />Woman: Hey, what's up?<br />Man: Nothing<br />Woman: Hey, you wanna do something? I'm hungry...wanna go to Ruby Tuesday?<br /><br />NOW<br />(This is like those 'choose your adventure books)<br /><br />Man: Yeah<br />Typically equals: Put on some clothes, smell goods, hop in the car, drive over, pick them up...pay for the meal that he didn’t want because he already ate, drop her back off, go home and wonder why did I just do that?<br />...he says YES because he's diggin her, she called, he wants to see her, and that's his shot...his way in...gotta take it when it presents it’s self. For, if he says...<br /><br />Man: Nah, I just ate.<br /><br />Woman: Oh okay, I'll let you go....*click*<br /><br />See cause, she didn't want to hang out/see you because it would've been what did you eat? How about I get some take out or order a pizza and come through<br />or<br />Hey, you wanna come to Ruby's with me just for company?<br />or<br />Well I'ma go pick some up, mind if I stop over...or...want to come through?<br /><br />All of these things COULD happen...the first is the one that TYPICALLY happens, Guy says yes because if he doesn't he fears that she's going to call another guy who's trying to get with her and will go if he doesn't...so there's lunch for tomorrow...Ruby's leftovers like A MUG!<br /><br />But that's dating...a guy always picks up the bill when you're dating (for whatever reason)<br /><br />If you're dating you're dating...but women will put themselves in the 'Friends Zone' and you're STILL supposed to pay, that's extra bull because the woman knows you like her, buy she put you in the Friends Zone' because she's not trying to date you...but she'll let you trick off lol...the only time you don't is when:<br />The woman is REALLY not interested in you<br />or<br />They KNOW you don’t want to do whatever it is and they're draggin you out<br /><br />So even if you're just friends...dude pays<br />Dating....dude pays<br /><br />I'm not buying the 'then you're cheap' deal either<br /><br />Everybody's money is the same that ish is for Bills and fun....Men don’t get a Trickin on dates deposit from their check that goes into a separate account for Dinner and movies! LOL!<br />A Mans $20 bill aint worth $20 while a woman's is worth $12.45!<br /><br />Men are stupid though...They Trick off, flash cash, take women out to the expensive jump offs (most times before they even know them) and when they start to expect certain things or whatever, they're labeld "Gold digger"...no Flashy McFlflasherton you're the one trying to be Mr. Big stuff...living well beyond your means<br />...pony up or bounce; can't keep givin a woman Steak then wanna flip her some Spam and be mad she askin for Fillet Mignon!<br /><br />Anywhoo....<br /><br />You get the women that'll say "I'll pay for a date sometime, I don’t care" I gotcha. But you KNOW men won't allow it...you try and pay (the reach in the purse fake out) and he stops you LOL<br /><br />But then it's the guys fault "See? I TRY to pay, but it's that male ego...his pride...he wont let me"<br />Shidddddddddddddddddddd I'm lettin! LMAO!<br /><br />Here's the thing...regardless of what I type, what's right, what anyone thinks the man is going to pay for the majority of dates and entertainment between couples, a good common rule is to say whomever comes up with the activity is the one that pays<br />and just hope you're not dating some jerk bucket that never comes up with anything or waits for you to lol<br /><br />Dinner dates are for when both people are hungry OR for sex; if you're truly interested in someone you can do things that require conversation...walking, listening to music, bowling, playing games, etc.<br />If a woman is only tryin to get her fat face fed every time she calls...it's prolly not poppin off....and you're prolly trickin off :)<br /><br />I'm not bitter, I just like to type funny words...but there's a ton of truth in it<br /><br />Besides...I'm not dating anyone, could I be more single? Shiiiidddddd I eat dinner alone son! puahahahahaha<br /><br />Consider me a asshole if you'd like...but take a survey of yourself, your past, and your friends...if none of the 'asshol'ish' things that I've typed look familiar then my bad LOLeclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-5810501344196857712009-03-30T06:25:00.000-07:002009-03-30T06:25:00.269-07:00ownlee-if<p><img height="284" src="http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4127/eysjc4.jpg" width="425"></p><br /><p>She likes what I write; she's in love with my brain<br />Thinkin' she has good taste, I'm like 'I feel the same'</p><p>Plus her eyes, her size, the woman is incredible<br />Full lips is sick makes me wish I was edible</p><p>Unforgettable conversations about arbitrary situations</p><p>Likes, Dislikes, pet peeves and irritations</p><p>I'm big on communication, when it's on? Nothing better<br />I want to get closer but I'm too cool to sweat her</p><p>Plus who want's that?</p><p>Everyday the same thing,<br /><br />We talk<br />Laugh<br />Joke<br /><br />We quote the same things</p><p>We like the same songs<br />She wears boy cuts and thongs</p><p>My friends call me picky but this one is strong!</p><p>Before long, I'm a meet her<br />...you can quote me<br /><br />We'll eat up the street outside at chipotle</p><p>Talk about community food at work<br />...who's a jerk<br /><br />How we'd fix the BET network</p><p>She'd read this and smirk</p><p>And think, 'yeah we would'</p><p>I'ma end it like this...I'd write more if I could :???:</p><p>lol<br /></p>eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-38665582911781479502009-03-27T04:14:00.000-07:002009-03-27T04:14:00.685-07:00I think I think: Done Wiping<img style="width: 274px; height: 360px" height="360" src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1716/mathematicsty3.jpg" width="274" /><br /><br />Why does it seem like it took forever for Monday to come, yet the weekend went by so fast?<br />meh, anyway.<br /><br />No Bengals report from Sunday.....because....<br />they're on MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />BENGALS Versus The COLTS!<br /><img style="width: 326px; height: 172px" height="172" src="http://www.colts.com/images%5Cnews_photos%5Cfeature/2005_colts_bengals.jpg" width="326" /><br /><br />Has Playoff implications (And Fantasy Playoff implications)...more on this as it develops lol<br /><br />Also, new campaign...since we ALL know and agree that Ohio State will win the National Championship vs. Florida...that's in the books<br /><br />NEW ISH for 07 Ohio State makes the Final Four in march! (Why the hell not? F u!)<br /><img src="http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/osu/sports/m-baskbl/auto_action/817920.jpeg" /><br /><br /> <br /><br />Anyway, on to the Randomness...<br />New stuff from Origins makes my face feel great! I still roll with The Body Shop though<br /><br />Taye Diggs did it again...Daybreak has been cancelled<br /><br />The Song "smack that"....why?<br /><br />I'm not photogentic<br /><br />I like to talk during the previews...<br /><br />Does Jewelry, slang, and constipated facial expressions make a man sexy?<br /><br />Okay, when you pray...do you pray to Jesus or GOD?<br />...and you know what annoys the yams with marshmallows outta me? When people interchange the two...ugh<br />(And I don’t even go to church so it must really annoy me lol)<br /><br />I'm lovin my new phone...it has mad features son!<br /><br />I'm really thinkin I'll end up checking Dreamgirls on DVD or on HBO<br />(Unless I check it on a date, but again....)<br /><br />This is such a GREAT time of year, I LOVE the malls during Christmas...I know I’m the only one.<br /><br />I have NEVER seen a woman sexier in a movie than Salma Hayek in After the sunset...PERIOD not Halle not Eva Mendes, Not Sanaa Latham, not nobody...<br /><img style="width: 240px; height: 369px" height="369" src="http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/After-the-Sunset-International-Poster-C10140874.jpeg" width="240" /><br /><br />Copped the new AZ (The Format) I swear he's so underrated.<br /><br />It's not really corn in there; it's just the skin passes through (ewwww)<br /><br />Speaking of ewwwww Get ready for I love New York!<br /><img style="width: 274px; height: 197px" height="197" src="http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2537/ilovenewyorkym7.jpg" width="274" /><br /><br />Why does Peach flavored stuff taste so much better than actual peaches?<br /><br />Do people still sit around and smoke weed?<br /><br />People are to inconsistent to be called friends these days<br /><br />...cause I'm sayin; Jesus died for our Sins right? and he might be coming back so you should pray to him right?<br />But God made Jesus...and I'm thinkin would be the one sending him back...and he's GOD!! so pray to him right?<br />...I dunno I still go back and forth thinkin God is a woman...what do I know?<br /><br />I want some Cheetos<br /><br />I think for the right to run for President; Obama and Hillary should dress up like Ozone and Special K and have a Dance off<br /><img height="244" src="http://www.badmovies.org/movies/breakin/breakin5.jpg" width="283" /><br /><br />They said that Miami wants Iverson...and would trade anyone except Wade and Shaq, if that happened whoooooooooooo!<br /><br />Speaking of which, another fight in Basketball over the weekend...meh wasn't anything too spectacular; little 50 cent lookin Nate Robinson LOL<br /><br />The Amazing Race finale was terrible<br /><br />How do blind people know when they're done wiping?<br />I swear I OWN the "Friends Zone" that's MY HOUSE! lol<br /><br />Internet thugs kill me...Hard ass pictures on Myspace and Yahoo! When the toughest thing you can do is delete a muhfuka from your Buddy or friends list...you're hurtin' nothin'<br />Puahahahah! Real G's don't know Ctrl Alt Delete!<br /><br />Where's Chuckii Booker?<br /><img src="http://www.worldsoul.com/datas/pics/1730.jpg" /><br /><br />I have a Coach Leather cover for my Ipod<br /><br />When I don't have singles or any change for the vending machine, I take it as a sign I don’t need what's in there.<br /><br />Why being neat is always gay? Anal Retentive; Metro sexual..LOL<br /><br />People say what other people want to hear...esp to the opposite sex...but the receiver don't see the frontin' they eat that ish up...not me, I'ma say what Ima say...repsect it.<br /><br />Asian Women have GREAT legs....ass be like CD cases though<br /><br />does Rick Ross really exist, or is Rueben Studdart doing a Tyresee?<br /><img src="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/images/americanidol/RS.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/3340756_rr_200x200.jpg" /><br />You know who got BANK!? ...<strong>Women</strong>.<br />Think about it:<br /><br />They get in the club for free before 11<br />Free Drinks Till 12<br />Guys buy them drinks after 12<br />Take them to eat<br />Drive so they won’t waste gas/gas money<br />They only spend their money on ish they want to...waitin for the Annual Vickies sale LOL<br />Pretty damn sweet life...I'm not hatin' I'm jealous! ...I'ma get me one! LOL!<br /><br />And you don't even have to be cute either! You can just have a fat ass, or big nipples...don't matter us simple ass dudes is Trickin' like David Blaine.<br /><br />Men can't get away with nunnadat<br /><br />ESPECIALLY an ugly dude...he commin up short...anyways...<br /><br />...but then later when I do find some change, I was supposed to have what's in the vending machine of course.<br /><br />Survivor Finale was last night...ugh<br />This is what I'ma say... dude won (if you didn't know, I wont tell ex. who)<br />but never mind that, they had a fire making challenge and it took ONE and a HALF HOUR and these muhfukas couldn’t make a spark LOL<br />people yawnin and falling asleep...duke got pissed and gave them matches Puahahahaha!<br />What's worse? One couldn't build a flame with those and ran out of matches!!<br />Sad.<br /><br />Anyway, this is what I'll say.<br /><br />Sundra on Survivor is BEAUTIFUL! WOW if she isn't #1 she's definitely #2 on the sexiest women to ever be on Survivor...or hell reality TV that's not a celeb<br />(First could still be Alicia)...but Sundra...damnit man!<br /><img src="http://vidcaps.survivoraddicts.net/cookislands/castshots/sundra.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.buddytv.com/dynimages/240_180/usr4035/survivor.s13e06.0333.jpg" /><br />Ghost is BACK!<br />If you don't have "More Fish" stop being a jerk and go get it...it's the closest you're going to get to Hip Hop music on a major label today<br />My favorite MC<br />Is it better than Fishscale? Dunno...close, might be.<br />I got the Fried fish CD too...bet you can't get THAT at Best buy LOL<br /><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/More_Fish_album.jpg" /><br /><br />Say what you want about me, but I never change/switch it up on you...I'm always the same...people just stop diggin it.<br /><br />My Computer is f'n up with blogger sites, only in the comments...so I’m not dissin anyone, I'm reading; I just need a new computer.eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-69068260589867023712009-03-25T01:50:00.000-07:002009-03-25T01:50:00.748-07:00Dime Lines: Scrappy<img src="http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6558/blonde20copyou9.jpg" align="left" />Her smile fills the room, a wink my spine tingles<br />Thinkin to myself ' I cant imagine being single'<br /><br />Her Imperfections?<br />Just makes her unique<br />Flaws in my eyes would take a lifetime to seek<br /><br />She eats like a woman no frontin' on her plate<br />If my baby wants a steak, shidd she orders steak<br /><br />And some cheesecake<br /><br />Comfortable with each other<br />Petite, sweet in the streets...freak under the cover<br /><br />That's my lover<br /><br />That's my BFF<br /><br />Still by my side when nobody's left<br />Still by my side till I breath my last breath<br />She's all I need like Mary J and Meth<br /><br />She's Deft<br /><br />In the kitchen<br />Nice with the Chess game<br />Distracting shootin poll, low cut, she lets her breasts hang<br /><br />And then I scratch...maybe I met my match<br />We sit and watch Lost debating another Hatch<br /><br />In the kitchen, Cookies? we bake another batch<br />Doing things together, hard not to be attached<br />Matter of fact<br />She comes over to cook<br />doesn't want to watch the game, she sits and reads a book<br />Damn that’s sexy.<br />Look at her all studious<br />Gets up for a drink I pinch her on the gluteus<br /><br />We laugh and debate about who's the moodiest<br />Nicknames, she's scrappy and you can guess who Scooby is<br /><br />But there's no mystery why I let myself sweat her<br />The fukd up thing is Why I've never met her :(eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-35527322791277986472009-03-22T17:19:00.000-07:002009-03-22T17:19:00.604-07:00I Think I Think: Nappy Back<img style="width: 374px; height: 443px" height="443" src="http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/654/def20jazzqj1.jpg" width="374" /> <br />WHO DEY!<br /><br /><img src="http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/football/nfl/img9863225.jpg" /><br /><br />4 In a Row! Ocho Cinco, TJ, and Rudy all over 100 yards<br />CP threw 3 Pickles but we still did work, and the Defense is pumpin<br />The colts are next...they're going to be pissed<br /><br />You see Vince Young in Overtime!? wow.<br />Great Draft Texans!<br /><br />On to the Randomness....<br />I wish I could not care about shopping and buying clothes<br />...save money like other people...but they gear is wackness!<br /><br />I like the "Fratailian" commercial....<br /><br />Okay...if your hands are dirty, and you turn on the faucet with your dirty hands...wash them, then turn off the faucet with your clean hands...aren't you making them dirty again?<br /><br />so sexy on a woman: Cut off tank top and boxers<br /><br />I can’t stand when my nails are long...don’t want to touch anything<br /><br />Now I'm loving Tropicana twister Raspberry Lemonade<br />(Still with that damn 'p')<br /><br />Despite my purchases I am NOT a label whore<br />...plus I'm broke lol<br /><br />Do insects poo? How small would Ant shit be? Puahahahaha!<br /><br />Top 5 things that are annoying to have to buy<br /><br />1. Tissue<br />2. Toothpaste<br />3. Batteries<br />4. Socks<br />5. Sheets<br /><br />Not that I don’t want to buy them...it's just that there's better things to do with my $ these things should come free in life lol<br />(Not to mention there's a sheet set that I want, when all is said and done will cost close to $700)<br /><br />Those Muhfukas are going to trade my BOY! I'ma still be a Sixers fan...but damnit man!...f'n f'ers<br /><br /><img style="width: 264px; height: 341px" height="341" src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGJ019~Allen-Iverson-04-All-Star-Game-Posed-Photofile-Posters.jpg" width="264" /><br /><br />Some people hate...I ignore them<br /><br />A Caramel Pecan Cinnabun and egg nog.<br /><br />Ya'll need to get Monk on the Trish/Trizzy case puhahahahahahah!<br />...WOW, is all I can say...<br /><br />I'm saying though, even then was Myrrh and Frankincense quality gifts?<br />...it's like givin somebody Dryer Lint and White-Out<br /><br />I could do long distance...they can't<br /><br />Even though it's CLEARLY the Supersonic rip off I like the Fergalicious song<br />...though she has the stage presence of Herpes<br /><br /><img src="http://www.lektrogirl.com/www.lektrogirl.com/seven%20inch/covers/jjfad.jpg" /><br /><br />wait.<br /><br />By 'like' I mean I've heard it...not that Im listening to it on purpose or will ever again.<br /><br />We need a cell phone exchange program...when you buy a new phone, what do you do with the old one?<br />...and why are new phones like $30 when you don’t have a plan, but if you are already with the provider the same phone is like $600?<br /><br />Why the debate over Beyonce's age?<br />Who cares THAT much?...my bad, at all?<br /><img src="http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031016/143133__beyonce_l.jpg" /><br /><br />Are we still doing the Kwanzaa thing? or is that played out yet?<br /><br />All previous e crushes are dead...I tried...need new ones; taking apps lol<br /><br />Dad's always gets the short end of the gifts<br /><br />I can't stop singin' "Stop the Cat box" and "Lock the Cashbox" Bwaahahahahaha!<br /><br />I'm not a Mary J fan...haven't been since Be Happy/My Life ...once she SANG the word "Crunk" and started making up words (Danceree, Holleration) I was done...and will stay that way.<br />(Always liked Faith better)<br /><br />I could never be with a woman that sports a full 'bush'<br /><br />Is there any glue other than Elmers?<br /><img src="http://www.hobbylinc.com/gr/elg/elge372.jpg" /><br /><br />Dishy dishy ice cream, dishy dishy out<br /><br />Hidden racism<br />When people describe body parts...they only use color when they describe black people<br />White woman =Big ass<br />Black woman=Big or fat 'black' ass<br />White man = Big penis<br />Black man= Big 'black' dick<br /><br />...maybe I'm trippin<br /><br />Made another impulse buy over the weekend...I'm the worst.<br /><br />You never want to see the women that work in Lingerie stores in lingerie<br /><br />Do Black men have back hair? Wouldn't it be nasty if some man had 'Nappy Back'?<br /><br />Who put the "X" in "X-Mas" are these the same people that took Sexy away?<br />Can we get Justin to bring Christmas back?<br /><br />Seriously...Gwen Stefani and this Yodeling and stepping?<br /><br />1. Why is this on the radio<br />2. Who wrote that and said 'yeah, do this'<br />3. Why is this chick 37 bouncin around like a idiot?<br /><br /><img src="http://www.90bpm.sk/picture/perex/gwen-stefani.jpg" /><br /><br />...But why is Fergie and Gwen closer to Hip Hop than 75% of the rap music out!? THAT'S poor folks.<br /><br />new crush:Hayley Marie Norman<br /><br /><strong>Y&R</strong><br /><br />So....<br />NOW they're adopting Lil Ritchie? Why? They had custody, what's the point?<br />...and if the fam is going through all of this, where is Olivia?<br /><br />I want the Brad family deal done immediately...hate all of them<br />And bring back the real Victoria<br /><br />I knew that Light bulb head Abby was going to spill the beans to Vic...NOW this is getting good<br />lol@ the flower arrangements<br /><br />Lauren and that baby needs to go, she's useless and uninteresting<br /><br /><img src="http://wwwimage.cbs.com/daytime/yr/star_images/actors/dt_yr_act_large_twilliams.jpg" /> <br /><br />Heroes is that show!<br /><br />The only reason to go to office Christmas parties is to see who your co workers are doin lol<br /><br />I dare anyone to smell popcorn and not want some immediate after.<br /><br />After looking at the Video again...The dark skin member or Zhane was the more attractive one.<br /><img height="211" src="http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/4/2/8/9/759824_356x237.jpg" width="301" /><br /><br />Might just be me (Prolly is) but I'm not antsy to see the Pursuit of happiness with will Smith<br />...guess it could be a date movie...but who am I going to go on a date with?<br /><br /><img src="http://kino-govno.com/images/pursuitofhappyness/pursuitofhappyness_1s.jpg" />eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-90100807169511981142009-03-22T14:03:00.001-07:002009-04-06T23:59:12.478-07:00I think I think: Slowfukin<img style="width: 383px; height: 198px" height="198" src="http://morrisongraphics.com/catalog/images/jazzwarrior.jpg" width="383" /><br /><br />Welcome black!<br />Last "I Think I think" of 2007 ...not that it means anything, I just wanted to type that...effewe!<br /><br />GREAT!<br /><br />Bengals could've clinched a playoff spot...loss by a point on some missed Field Goal opportunity...Merry Christmas indeed.<br /><br /><img src="http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/football/nfl/img9890411.jpg" /><br />Anywhoo...Randomness...<br />(Oh btw I got NOTHING for Christmas...not bitter, just saying)<br /><br />...randomness...<br /><br />Gay doesn't mean homosexual anymore...it's a slang term...a negative one...but one nonetheless<br />I think some men are born gay<br />A woman finds comfort in another woman and sometimes they end up together<br /><br />Regular M&Ms and Hershey Bars are horrible...who eats those?<br /><br />White people LOVE women in school girl outfits<br /><br />People don't seem to hate on me...more so annoy me till I want to thump them on thei'r upper lip REAL hard<br /><br />106 & Park all...ready...had...their...New Years...EVE...party?<br /><img style="width: 306px; height: 254px" height="254" src="http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3149/newyears1064bo6.jpg" width="306" /><br /><br />You know what sucks?<br />A woman you're diggin and Extra attracted to saying..."I'm attracted to your personality"<br />If THAT doesn't mean you're ugly ...nothing does LOL!<br /><br />Remember how the 30th Birthday is supposed to be THE ONE! It's not anymore...<br /><br />Why is "making Love" just fuckin' but slower? Puahahahahah!<br /><br />It's about damn TIME: Musiq has a new song (Buddy) <a href='http://www.supload.com/listen?s=S86z6SY0Ah_'>HERE</a><br /><br />You know they have Caramel Kit Kats right?<br /><br />FINE! Yes I watch The OC...and I heart the Taylor chick ...so? F U!<br /><img src="http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/qa/051114/areeser.jpg" /><br /><br />I typed that when people meet each other the woman is thinking "Hope he's not a serial Killer" and the Men is thinking "I hope she's diggin me"<br />Typically, the man is not a serial Killer and the woman is Not diggin the dude lol<br /><br />The Holiday...you know what people do at the Holidays? Brag about how much they ate<br />Why are you so proud that you stuffed your fat face till you couldn't move? I mean its cool that people cooked and all...just sayin'<br /><br />You know the part of your hand in between the index finger and thumb? ... what's that called?<br /><br />Remember when Tyra Banks yelled at Tiffany? Bwahahahaha<br /><img src="http://realitytv.about.com/library/graphics/tiffanyarticle.jpg" /><br />I Next to NEVER invite women over to my place...when I do it means something.<br />...problem is women don't know that, therefore they don't appreciate the gesture.<br /><br />Had Vitamin water today "Defense" (Apple and RasPberry) <--I can't get away from that damn "p"<br /><br />I'll only say/express I'm interested so many times w/o feedback before I say f-it and not fuk witcha on or offline<br /><br />Stairs to get somewhere? People like UGH!...then get on the Stairmaster for an hour<br /><br />To this day I SOOO want to Make Sexy time with Rosie Perez<br /><img src="http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/female_celebrities/rosie_perez2_GDS.jpg" /><br /><br />Know what I did over the weekend? Went to the mall, went to the grocery store...talked on the phone, the net, and watched movies.<br /><br />You know what I do? ...everything I say I'll do.<br /><br />They don't make Nursery rhymes anymore...not a bad thing since all the old ones were either scary or just sucked.<br /><br />You know how people get all kidnapped or some kinda something when meeting people on the internet? Is it ever black people?<br /><br />So if a person takes 3-5 rain checks in a row, it's pretty much a lock that their not interested no?<br /><br />Man... Ciara is outstanding<br /><img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8295/gug3el8.jpg" /><img src="http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8954/gug21cx8.jpg" /><br />In the past week or so I've been called:<br /><br />Gay<br />Wishy-Washy<br />Disrespectful to women<br />Too picky<br />Intelligent<br />Easy to get along with<br />Sexy<br /><br />...Fact is, I'm none of the above lol<br />And what does it mean when people say negative things about you when you never said a bad thing about them ever?<br />Does it make it truer? (it's a word according to spellcheck) ...Or does it make them assholes?<br />...dunno. lol<br /><br />Who are 'rappers' trying to impress?<br /><br />I don’t hate her THAT much, I have a Beyonce Ringtone<br /><br />Watched Devil wears Prada yesterday...decent movie indeed.<br />Anne Hathaway has incredible eyes<br /><img src="http://www.myvideostore.com/content/people/pics/anne_hathaway.jpg" /><br /><br />Alls I know is over the weekend I saw Flick get his ass beat by Ralphie like 10 times Puahahahaha!<br /><br />What guy blogs? Shouldn't I NOT be typing this mess? And like...be F'n mad bitches Son!?<br /><br />We need a black Soap Opera...if done right (unlike Generations) it could pop off...maybe it would be night time soap, but come on every day<br />Lemme cast it:<br /><br />Leila Arcieri<br />Regina King<br />Kerry Washington<br />Malinda Williams<br />Omar Epps<br />Hill Harper or Larenz Tate<br />(Gotta be people that's not really working)<br /><br />I'm the World Heavyweight Champion of the Friends Zone...Whooooooooooo!<br /><img src="http://www.superdave.info/32290780.jpg" /><br /><br />What kinda of guy is intimidated by a woman that makes more than them? shiddddd.<br /><br />Where the hell were the fine teachers that banged students when I was at school?<br /><br />Guess I'm Shallow<br /><br />Y&R<br /><br />When there's a Storm NOTHING happens<br />Kevin’s Girl is annoying...is she a serial Killer?<br />Gloria and Lauren’s Mom need to fall down a elevator shaft<br />...and if Sheila doesn't show up, Lauren can go too<br />The Chick F'd the Professor...all raw...no shower afterwards LOL<br />...and good Break up with JT, he's wack<br />Speaking of Wack the WHOLE Winters family...damnit man...non actin muhflux<br />Sooooo...we went through the entire Phyllis health scare and the baby upside down etc. etc. and Jack just popped it out in the elevator.<br />Quick thinkin stupid, now Brad and everyone else has to lie about a brother...get the old Vicky back<br />...and get back to the Fakin Jack out ish<br />Never mentioned but didn't dude just make a whole ass night club REAL fast?<br />K, I'm done alienating 88% of my readers now....<br /><br />I hate that whole "I think I just through up in my mouth a little bit" line...annoying, no you didn't.<br /><br />New Crush:<br />Janelle Monae<br /><img style="width: 245px; height: 259px" height="259" src="http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1272/janelle4lh.jpg" width="245" /><br /><br />There's like 3 of my Myspace friends I'd sooooooooooooooo date seriously.<br /><br />You know what scares me? A lot of hangy moles<br /><br />I LOVE that note Faith his when she says 'Let the music take control"<br /><br />Usher hasn't made any music in a minute; and I couldn't be any happier<br /><br />How's that John Legend CD doing? HA! He sux<br /><br />Thick women are in style these days...lotta ass...lotta breasts, etc.<br />Skinny women...petite women....sizes 8 and below IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII still got love for you! shiddddd<br />Come here<br /><br />Cheating makes NO sense...just break up with the person...how long does a man orgasm last? a few minutes?..a few minutes to ruin whatever you got?<br />...'ever<br /><br />you know who had some Hits?<br /><br />Hall and Oates<br /><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000056CCH.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V65358727_.jpg" /><br /><br />Another phrase/Word that annoys me "The Itis" ...can that no make it to The Double 0-7?eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-11262793664020050292009-03-22T14:01:00.000-07:002009-04-06T23:58:53.435-07:00eclectik sports<img height="278" src="http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/2075/the20courtom7.jpg" width="407" /><br /><br />So If I do a sports post...you know it's going to be full of ....randomness<br /><br />Leave T.O. Alone<br />He Spat on dude...and admitted it<br />He drops balls...he makes statements that other people don't like...so? Leave him alone!<br /><br />I say that because FOX, CBS, ESPN, all starts their shows with the "T.O. is up to his usual or I'm sick of this guy, blah blah blah<br />THEN STOP opening the show/telecasts talking about him! It won’t go away because you won’t let it go away...ignore dude if it's that serious.<br /><br />Ladaninan Tomlinson IS NOT the MVP and is NOT the best (or even top 5) Running backs in the game<br /><br />I wish people would stop the madness; duke is good...he does his thing on the field and is Probably the best running back in the game THIS season<br />But c'mon Larry Johnson was the man a year ago...Priest Holmes was the man before that...Hell Jamal Lewis was the man<br />The Running back thing? You never know...let the guy break some more records...win a rushing title or 3 before he gets in the conversation<br />...some consistency<br /><br />Seriously, is he better than Jim Brown, Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, Hell..Thruman Thomas? (notice I left out Twinkle-toes ass...ole Dancing with the Stars champion...I'm a hater lol)<br /><br />Maybe in time dude will be that, but there’s no reason to be talking that madness now<br /><br />People should not compare eras anyway...you gotta look at it totally differently<br /><br />There were different Defenses back then and now...they call/don’t call different things<br />There were more/less games to be played<br />The players/level of comp is different<br />The team around a player<br />...you know the old argument "If Barry had 'Twinkle-toes" O-Line..." (I still think it's valid too)<br />You gotta look at how much better a person in his era was over another in theirs...that could be a comparison...otherwise you have to say that in their era they were the best ever....stop it.<br /><br />I say the MVP is Drew Bres (over Tomlinson) Why?<br /><br />New/Different Team<br />Different Conference<br />It was THE SAINTS!!! look at them 10 Years before Katrina, look at them after Katrina, and look at them now.....Brees<br />Shoulder Surgery<br />The Team around him...2-3 Rookies at skill positions<br />That Defense is pissy<br /><br />I dunno..maybe I'm wrong....we know LT will win it (AND CAN WE STOP calling him LT...there's only ONE) will win the MVP, he just shouldn't<br /><br />The Real Most valuable player doesn't win the award all the time (If that were the case, when would Jordan NOT win it?)<br /><br />...which brings me to...<br /><br />So I'm a Sixers fan, been one since I was little...granted I was a Bigger Lakers fan...till Nick Van Excel left.<br />Anywhoo<br /><br />I'm also an Iverson fan, hate that dude had to demand a trade, but I don't blame him...my Team be on that Bull! They:<br /><br />Bring in bums past they're glory or with question marks to be his "#2" (Mashburn, Stackhouse, Webber, etc.)<br />Despite playing every minute, every game, all year; they want to trade him every off season<br />He plays every game, every minute while injured, but want to hit the media like "Yeah he's not practicing" ...fuk eeew<br />And a bunchaothermoreshit<br /><br />So, I hope he puts in work in Denver...maybe toughen them up...esp since it looks like their players like to Steal on guys and run away LOL<br /><br />What's gonna be MORE bull is all the Denver Jerseys that's about to show up, on some "I've always liked Denver...they've been my boys since Alex English!" Bandwagon dick-riders<br /><br />That fight is another reason why the media annoys me...do people realize that if they do not talk about ish and replay it 55 times a day and say how bad it is, we won't view it that way?<br />Report on it and let it go<br /><br />Wasn't even a good fight...Larry Bird, Ewing, Jordan, The Pistons...THEY had good fights lol<br /><br />Boxing sux...I don’t think they can fix it<br />Everybody's hero’s lost...there are too many belts<br />and The heavyweight Division BLOWS!!!!<br /><br />I refuse to watch Baseball...but I do support the Reds! Go Big Red Machine!<br /><br />okay, back to football...<br /><br />If My Bengals don't make the Super bowl I want to see either:<br /><br />Chargers vs. Saints<br />Colts Vs. Saints<br />or<br />Chargers Vs. Bears<br />Top 3 QBs playing right now:<br /><br />1. Drew Bres<br />2. Payton Manning<br />3. Carson Palmer<br /><br />Top 3 WRs Right now:<br /><br />1. Chad Johnson<br />2. Reggie Wayne<br />3. Torry Holt<br /><br />Top 3 RBs right now<br /><br />1. Ladainian Tomlinson<br />2. Larry Johnson<br />3. Stephen Jackson<br /><br />Why do I think Michelle Wie is hot? err...I mean when she gets older I think she might be hot.<br /><br />Tiger will make me watch Golf anytime...I've also won my Fantasy Golf league two years in a row, and last year I didn’t draft Tiger.<br /><br />I either Need Serena BACK on the court or some new brown and round to take her place before I watch again....Tennis, back in the day it was all about me and Gabriella Sabatini mmmmm<br />And the male side was MAD competitive...now? Meh. I used to LIVE for the grand slams on TV<br /><br />No hockey for me...never could get it; Love playing Blades of Steel on 'Tindo though (and I'm also in a Fantasy Hockey League)<br />...I'm such a nerd.<br /><br />Back to Basketball...<br /><br />The game still sucks, if you've read my blog NBA: Not Basketball anymore you already know.<br /><br />I didn't realize Kobe changed his Jersey number to 24 until 2 weeks ago<br /><br />You know what my favorite sport to watch is (outside of the majors)??<br /><br />Billiards! Esp Women...LOVE it...I can watch it all day<br />K, I'm done...I typed enough...done alienating 99% of my blog audience LMAO!eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-40379867255315706442009-03-17T01:59:00.000-07:002009-03-17T01:59:00.910-07:00eclectik 10: Favorite Cartoon CharactersJust for fun, and in my ever growing list of 'Top 10's': My top 10 Favorite Cartoon characters of all time<br /><br />1. Daffy Duck<br /><br /><img style="width: 210px; height: 196px" height="196" src="http://www.seomoz.org/images/post_images/daffy-duck.jpg" width="210" /><br /><br />Daffy may be a lunatic vigilante in one short but a greedy glory hound in the next<br />If I had to pick any cartoon character that I'm most like it would be Daffy...he's a loon and always has a plan<br />More importantly sarcastic as hell <br /><br />2. Bugs Bunny<br /><br /><img src="http://www.comics.com.ve/comic/images/29.jpg" /><br /><br />THIS is my guy, most look at the cartoon and think Bugs is funny, but if you really look close you'll find he's a complete and utter jerk LOL<br />Just fux with people for sport, granted ...dude be the hunted a lot of the time but he always gets the best of em.<br /><br />3. Yosemite Sam<br /><br /><img src="http://www.buffalobeast.com/58/yosemitesam.jpg" /><br /><br />Violent and belligerent<br />Sam is significantly tougher and more aggressive than Elmer Fudd when challenging Bugs. He is also quicker to learn from his mistakes, and never falls for the same ploy twice. However it is Sam's own cockiness that always gets the best of him; Bugs learns to deal with Sam upon learning that he is incapable of turning down a challenge. Every time Bugs dares Sam to "step across that line," Sam can't help but do so, even if he steps off into empty space or down a mine shaft.<br />Another angry dude...He's fukn funny as I dont know what though...he has more names for Bugs, hands down the most quotable:<br /><br />"...ya dang old fin flappin' flounder..."<br />"...ya shovel nose mackrel..."<br />"...ya no good bush wackin' baracuda..."<br /><br />"SHADDAP AND START SIMMERIN'!!"<br /><br />"I'm Riff Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!"<br /><br />4. Grouchy Smurf<br /><br /><img src="http://images.43things.com/profile/00/03/a4/238607s160.jpg" /><br /><br />There is NO possible way I can ever dislike a character that Hates everything...sheer brilliance! Hilarious!<br />And close to my personality LOL He be on the: do you want to go to the fair? "I HATE going to the Fair" Oh okay, then you don't have to go to the Fair "I HATE not going to the fair" Puahahaha<br />5. Starscream (Transformers)<br /><br /><img src="http://www.geocities.com/ucjas/starscream.gif" /><br />Ambitious and treacherous<br />He is more intelligent than the average Decepticon, ruthless and cruel in his actions, but also somewhat of a coward.<br /><br />Starscream was the decipticon (Bad guy) second in command to Megatron; he always tried to take over and undermine the leader...and again was an asshole<br /><br />6. Cobra Commander<br /><br /><img style="width: 244px; height: 295px" height="295" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cobra_commander.jpg" width="244" /><br /><br />He was less of an evil genius and more of a psychotic egomaniac<br /><br />Frequently led assaults himself, but was a coward at heart and proved the first to turn tail in retreat whenever the tide of battle shifted unfavorably. Impatient and frequently hysterical, he was prone to fits of rage when things went badly, often launching into extended rants. He was also greedy and egotistical, often mistreating his own troops to the point of mutiny, and on multiple occasions saw his plans foiled by his own arrogance.<br /><br />7. Spider-man<br /><br /><img src="http://sitemaker.umich.edu/welcome.home/update_staff_bios/da.data/720235/Image/spiderman.gif" /><br /><br />The every man super hero...he was a teenager...always had something smart to say to the bad guys...and had the best collection of bad guys so the shows were always fresh.<br /><br />8. Wile E Coyote (super genius)<br /><br /><img src="http://whiplashpictures.com/Wile_E.gif" /><br /><br />That's another one...dude with the Acme Black card...can get anything he wants (cept food LOL) in the Road runner joints he next to never says anything but is funny as hell<br />AND when he's f'n with Bugs...dude kills me with the "super genius"<br /><br />Funniest ish is the beginning of the Road Runner jump offs when they stop motion for the intros and have the descriptions...most didn't really pay attention but some of them were like:<br /><br />Carnivorous Vulgaris<br />Eatibus Anythingus<br />Eatibus Almost Anythingus<br />Eternalii Famishiis<br />Hard-Headipus Ravenus<br />Evereadii Eatibus<br />Overconfidentii Vulgaris<br />Desertus-operativus Imbecilus<br />Then maybe ONLY funny to me one episode when the two kids were watching the show and asked why he chased the road runner, he stopped and had a chart describing the parts of the road runner and what it tasted like:<br />(Head)<br /><br />Banana<br />Asparagus<br />Papaya<br />Liquorice<br />Vanilla<br />Sponge cake<br />Celery<br /><br />(Tail and neck)<br /><br />Candied yam<br />Caramel<br />Salami<br />Tamale<br /><br />(Body)<br /><br />Chop suey<br />Noodle<br />Pork chop<br /><br />(Legs)<br /><br />Cheddar cheese (Wile E. clarifies it as being "Wisconsin cheddar")<br />Double martini (very dry)<br />Bratwurst<br />Yorkshire pudding<br />Pistachio<br /><br />THAT KILLED ME!!<br /><br />10. Tom (The Cat)<br /><br /><img src="http://www.volny.cz/romanam/obrazky/tom7.jpg" /><br /><br />More so when he was in the Zoot suit! and the one when he was singin "Is you is"<br />THAT's my ISH SON!<br /><br />Dude be mackin on the female cats like a G<br /><br />He and Jerry can keep me in tears<br />EXCEPT for that one season where they were animated all weird and in space etc.<br />10. Ren Hoek<br /><br /><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/RentheChihuahua.JPG" /><br />Funny dog...calls Stimpy an "eeediot" and slaps him around, quite literally. Ren is vain, spiteful, hyperactive, abusive, and gets irritated (especially by Stimpy) very easily. Ren will often go completely insane during the course of an episode. His lifelong ambition is to have huge pectoral muscles LOL!!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Decent list? Who do you guys like?eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-30405319810755849012009-02-28T14:58:00.000-08:002009-02-28T14:58:00.929-08:00Dime Lines IV<img height="245" src="http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9599/divineeg2.jpg" width="431" /><br /><br />Prince Insatiable, Sheets is linen, lights is dimmin<br />Is why I love women, candles Vanilla Cinnamon<br /><br />Sip Long Island ice tea twist of lemon and<br />We play chess; listen to the man sing about sinnin<br /><br />And the wind blows through, warm summer night<br />Channels can't get the number right<br /><br />Cuz we got a bet, woman who won the fight?<br />She owe me 20 kisses, 12 licks, a batch of chocolate chip cookies<br />Plus her nookie, I swear she's my favorite bookie<br /><br />It took me 15 minutes to get my word in scrabble<br />I'm a homebody, but damn she makes me wanna travel<br /><br />I don't talk alot, but damn she makes me love to babble<br />My fruit salad, nice melons, good peach, her bottom's apple<br /><br />I love her shadow, silhouette, I love her frame<br />Shes the type that knows shes bad as hell without being Vain<br /><br />4 year degree summa cum lade She legit wit brain<br />Thick lips and that tongue? Shit she legit wit brain<br /><br />She'll sit with me watch the game and be like "Kobe's Lame"<br />And debate Nas or Jay, this aint no Trophy dame<br /><br />How she feels about me? Shidd I hope that she feels the same<br />What's more fuked up? I don't even know this woman's name.eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-28112519794405488712009-02-24T17:56:00.000-08:002009-02-25T00:19:58.774-08:00Willingly @da LeftAnd now....the requested "unpopular" Post:<br /><br /> <img height="232" src="http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/126/channeloj7.jpg" width="409" /><br /><br /> <br /><br />I think Beyonce is overrated. *GASP*<br /><br /><strong>Acting...</strong><br /><br />Carmen ....yea.<br />Austin Powers ...riiiight<br />Pink Panther...seriously?<br /><br />I'm SURE she's going to rock it in Dreamgirls (smirk)<br /><br />**Though I hear Jennifer Hudson is KILLIN IT I SO want her to get an Academy Award Nod...See what Simon says then LOL<br /><br /><strong>Singing...</strong><br /><br />Does she have a better voice than:<br /><br />Alicia Keys<br />Leela James<br />Vivian Green<br />Jill Scott<br />...hey maybe I'm wrong...good voice though, but the ad libs get REAL extra<br /><br />Not even saying she HAS to have a great voice to be successful (Hi Ciara and Cassie :) )...Im just sayin' lets not make her more than what she is.<br /><strong>Music...</strong><br /><br />Deja Vu sounds like Herat Break hotel and Wanna be startin somethin'<br />OR<br />Dangerously in love part II<br />The ring the alarm song and video is horrible.<br />She's good for a "womans anthem" (For those that need one) ...and a pop yo ass or 'fuk em girl' track...but damnit man<br />She's really the female Jay-Z no matter what she makes people will buy and swear it's good.<br />Now, Dont paint me all negative...and hating just because it's her<br /><strong>I LOVED:</strong><br />Yes<br />Signs<br />Gift from a Virgo<br />and Speechless on the first CD though! They are ALL on my Ipod (and I dont just let ANYTHING hit my Ipod)<br /><br />Conversely, I've liked NO Destiny Child songs since the original lineup...anyhoo<br /><br /><strong>Looks...</strong><br /><br />Myth buster: Beyonce does NOT have a nice ass.<br />She has wide hips and big thighs...albeit those are the ingredients for a great ass, you still need actual ass.<br />It's okay but seriously; Let Serena do that 'uh oh' dance and you'll see the difference.<br /><br />And she rocks the 'A' cups...I don’t have ANY probs with A cups; I'm just saying lets stop getting beside ourselves about her shape...it's not really bangin'<br />Lemme see, if you're going to go singers with small breasts and nice ass...I'll take Ciara or A Keys; better shape.<br />There are no "bangin'" Singers...they are all Video Hoe-fessionals or wanna be rappers...but I guess she's as close as you're going to get<br /><br />I dunno...it appears that a lot of people want me to believe that she's the hottest ish since poo in the snow.<br />She's on everyone’s magazine cover, Blog and at everyone's event...means nothing to me; she's pretty and all but give me<br /><br />Badu<br />James<br />Keys<br />and Green<br /><br />...guess I'm a hater....I'll be over here to the left :)<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />**Note: Not to say I wouldn't smash though, I aint blind or stupid (and still a man) Puahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<br /><br />sorry, back to the left -->eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-18953180965665445272009-02-22T17:54:00.000-08:002009-02-22T17:54:00.654-08:00The Opposite of Mikey<p><img style="width: 393px; height: 315px" height="315" src="http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8158/bet20boppf8.jpg" width="393" /></p><br /><p>Someone asked " Exactly what do you mean by being a picky eater?"</p><br /><p>well....</p><br /><p>One of my "Reasons I'm single" was that I'm a picky eater. Some women think that this is a terrible thing since it limits where we can go out to eat...or changes the spontaneity of hitting a new place to eat since I may not eat anything on the menu<br /><br />I dunno...I figure</p><br /><p>1. I'm not going out to eat every night so when WE go together it's more than likely there's something at the place we go to that I'll like...and if not I'm not complaining<br /><br />I know people don't like to have people sit there while they eat...but I'll drink :)</p><br /><p>2. So what? It's just dinner...eat what you want...it's more for you LOL</p><br /><p>ANYWAY I don't think you my most favoritest people ever truly get the depth to my "Pickiness" goes so here's a quick look:<br /><br />(Disclaimer: It's bad...real bad...I'm such a little kid)</p><br /><p>Let's break this up into 3 phases: Things I've never eaten, Things I won't eat, and things that are just weird/just stupid</p><br /><p><strong>Things I've never eaten (Never had...never tasted)</strong></p><br /><p>Big Mac<br /><br />Whopper<br /><br />Fillet-O-Fish<br /><br />Grilled Cheese<br /><br />Lasagna<br /><br />Potato Salad<br /><br />Cole Slaw<br /><br />Potato Salad<br /><br />Calamari<br /><br />Cheesesteak</p><br /><p><em>…I’ve had Spam though!</em></p><br /><p><strong>Things I won’t eat</strong></p><br /><p>Sandwiches (Not a fan of bread)<br /><br />Pork (Cept Pepperoni...and starting to not eat that)<br /><br />Cheeseburgers<br /><br />Buffalo wings (LOVE Chicken...hate the sauce)<br /><br />Any food other than American<br /><br />Meaning I don’t eat, Chinese, Japanese, Gyanese, Greek, Ethiopian, Indian, Mexican<br /><br />(I do love hard shell tacos though...heard that doesn't count as Mexican lol)<br /><br />Guess you can add I don't eat Italian I don't eat Lasagna but I LOVE spaghetti<br /><br />Macaroni and Cheese<br /><br />Salad and Salad dressing<br /><br />Stuffing/Dressing<br /><br />Yogurt<br /><br />Meatloaf (I use to eat/like it...now I don’t wanna)<br /><br />Community food (i.e. food a co worker brings in)**<br /><br />**My office had a Pot Luck meal<br /><br />(Turkey, Ham, Stuffing, Greens, Pie, Tater Salad, Casseroles, etc.)<br /><br />...I went to Wendy's<br /><br />Anything with Mayonnaise, Cream cheese, Coconut,<br /><br />Sushi</p><br /><p>Jello</p><br /><p>My Steak has to be 'butterflied'</p><br /><p>...and I dont eat Gumbo<br /><br /><strong>Things that are just weird/Just stupid</strong></p><br /><p>I don't like cheese...only eat it on Pizza and Tacos</p><br /><p>HOWEVER,</p><br /><p>When I order a pizza I always get extra cheese ...just stupid.</p><br /><p>I'll often not eat something based on presentation and/or smell</p><br /><p>I hate Sandwiches, don't eat bread (Never purchased a loaf) but I'll go to TOWN on a Popeye’s Biscuit!<br /><br />…and ESPECIALLY my Grandmothers!</p><br /><p>Some things I would eat until I remember what's in them like:<br /><br />Egg nog, Cheesecake, French toast</p><br /><p>The Only seafood I eat: Fried fish, Crab legs, and fried shrimp<br /><br />The only condiments I eat are Catsup and BBQ sauce.<br /><br />I don't like my foods to touch each other; I just as well rather put my food on different plates (I never do that I’m just sayin)</p><br /><p>Love Rice<br /><br />Love Beans</p><br /><p><strong>Favorite Veggies are:</strong><br /><br />Green Beans<br /><br />Greens<br /><br />Sweet Potatoes<br /><br />String Beans<br /><br />Cucumbers<br /><br />Tomatoes (FRIED GREEN TOMATOES ARE MY ISH)<br /><br />Corn<br /><br />Potatoes<br /><br />Celery<br /><br />Lettuce (on a Taco)<br /><br />Bell Peppers</p><br /><p>Makes my Thanksgivings interesting, no?<br /><br /><em>…no matter, not going home this year.<br /><br /></em><br /></p>eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-74823672906806772822009-02-16T06:00:00.000-08:002009-02-16T06:00:00.749-08:00My Kinda Girl<img style="width: 412px; height: 275px" height="275" src="http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8383/spyqc9.jpg" width="412" /><br /><br />What I would look for in a woman...in order no less, of course no woman would need to possess ALL of these things, but I needed something to type about and im being honest; sue me! LOL <br /><br />Mentally/Personality wise<br /><br /><strong>1st Sense of humor</strong><br /><br />Why first? I dunno; I joke a lot…I like when a woman is humours…sarcastic…likes to play a round…silly, even goofy; it’s a turn on…sexy to me.<br /><br /><strong>2nd Good conversation</strong><br /><br />It’s always nice to be able to talk to someone lol Idle chatter (while I loathe it at work *especially in and around my workspace*) is great…that’s where the sense of humor comes out…the compatibility. I’ve always been attracted to women that can hold a decent conversation more notably when it’s about next to nothing…just talking about Real World, or what’s the better flavor pop tart…why 90% of people in the DC metro are not from the DC metro…nothing special, just yappin’<br /><br />There’s no strain to find something to talk about because it comes so natural so sometimes you can be around them and not have to speak…and it’s okay, you’re just good with them in the room….those types of relationships are the best!<br /><strong>3rd Aspirations/Goals/Work ethic</strong><br /><br />A Woman with focus is a beautiful creature…that’s trying to do something with her self…be it school, trying to get a head at work; upward mobility. Seeing a woman come home from work is sexy…even in school; watching a woman studying was always a turn on.<br />Nerds are HOT! :)<br /><br /><strong>4th Laid Backedness (it's a word!! lol)<br /></strong><br />2. Badu<br /><img src="http://amplified-online.co.uk/images/artists/Erykah_Badu.jpg" /><br />4. Megan Good<br /><img height="364" src="http://img45.exs.cx/img45/6832/MeaganGood010.jpg" width="201" /><br />5. Lauryn Hill<br /><img src="http://www.rockstar.it/news/img/lauryn_hill_L3.jpg" /><br />6. Eva Mendes<br /><img src="http://www.cdlibre.org/clase/0405amaya/04057m/Cesar_Collado/mapa/eva_mendes.jpg" /><br /><strong>3rd Legs</strong><br />I LOVE legs….I’M A LEG MAN! Defined legs are sexy…thighs…calves? Women you have no clue…Serena Williams’s legs? Love em…Mya’s? Adore them…slim legs like the girl Julisa on 106& Park? YUP! All thicknesses as long as they don’t look like baseball bats and aren’t scared up. I thanked God that 1thing by Amarie was on the Hitch DVD!!!!<br />Love Legs….thus my infatuation with tract stars, the WNBA, and Ciara:<img height="452" src="http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5528/ciarasv8.jpg" width="229" /><br /><strong>4th Eyes</strong><br /><br /><strong><br /></strong>They don’t have to be a uncommon color, or a different shape….not always; sometimes a woman can smile at you with her eyes…sometimes it looks like they see right through you (Some see right through your bullshit lol) But I love women with pretty eyes…eye lashes…eye brows; so seductive. I sat across a woman at Chipotle not too long ago her eyes were so mesmerizing twice I missed when I grabbed my taco lol…damn she was gorgeous<br /><br /><strong>Top 5 Favorite Celebrity eyes</strong><br />1. Kristen Wilson (From Dr. Doolittle and Bulletproof)<br /><br /><img src="http://www.videoclub.ro/images/actori/kristenwilson.jpg" /><br />2. Badu<br /><br /><img height="293" src="http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/37/59/173759.jpg" width="199" /><br /><br />3. Leila Arcieri<br /><br /><img src="http://www.alohacriticon.com/images/elcriticonfotos/leilaarcieri00.jpg" /><br />4. Vivian Green<br /><br /><img src="http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Vivian-Green-photo/601148D86E51C86248256CD50005C93F/$file/Vivian+Green.jpg" /><br /><br />5. Denise Vasi<br /><img height="320" src="http://www.idmodels.com/denisevasi/18.jpg" width="187" /><br /><br /><strong>5th Arms</strong><br />Weird right? I don’t know when this started…I think after I saw Angela basset in the ‘What’s love got to do with it’…and again in ‘How Stella…’<br />OR the first time I saw Oprah’s under arm Waddle LMAO!<br />When a woman with toned arms is just out and out sexy…Ciara too; damn yep!<br />I suppose that’s why I adore women in tank tops and anything spaghetti strapped<br />So that’s it…of course I’m attracted to much more than that…and there are probably more important things…but in all honesty and in order that’s what I like , look for and why.<br />I know…no Ass or Breasts makes the list seem like bullshit LOL<br />BUT<br />If a woman had all of the 5 things listed above I could give a good damn if she’s flat as a board up top and had a Desperate Housewives booty…that’s real.<br />(For the record though 6th would be behind; 7th would be breasts…behind first so she’d have SOMETHING, I can deal with small breasts<br /><br />…though I do adore full Cs)eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-36416612769725298662009-02-13T13:14:00.000-08:002009-02-13T10:15:12.076-08:00I remember when: Mayor McCheese<p>I remember when</p><br /><p>We watched USA Network Cartoon express<br /><br />Middle school snapped Bras cuz girls were gettin' breasts</p><br /><p>Rocked a Stopwatch, Flav clock and a Mets cap<br /><br />British Knights High Tops Gold Ring Cadillac</p><br /><p>Touched the side gettin the Funny bone on Operation<br /><br />The little red boxes of the Sun maid raisins</p><br /><p><img style="width: 161px; height: 142px" height="142" src="http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6282/untitled7ka1.jpg" width="161" /></p><br /><p>Jabberjaw<br /><br />Jonny Quest<br /><br />Monchhichis</p><br /><p><img src="http://retrotv.uol.com.br/especiais/bonstempos/manchete/Monchichis.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Zebra guns , Cap Guns, Air Rifles, B B's</p><br /><p>The Park Ranger, Boo Boo, and Yogi the Bear<br /><br />Grade school and the ill plastic three hole chairs</p><br /><p><img style="width: 350px; height: 151px" height="151" src="http://www.tuffware.com/furniture/chairs/chairs.jpg" width="350" /></p><br /><p>Plus the chairs at school when the desk came attached<br /><br />Was a only child Shoestring on da neck Key-Latch</p><br /><p>7-11 Slurpees came in Superhero cups<br /><br />Cheatin in the lunch lines with the Back cuts</p><br /><p>Moonwalker, Mike Jackson Captain EO<br /><br />Used to eat Zeros watched Greatest American Hero</p><br /><p><img style="width: 276px; height: 397px" height="397" src="http://squidwranglers.wordpress.com/files/2006/05/greatest-american-hero.jpg" width="276" /></p><br /><p>Had, Atari, Coleco,<br /><br />Had Neo Geo<br /><br />Had Darth Vader, Han Solo, C3PO</p><br /><p>Hold your hands out, who touches first wins the race<br /><br />Playin Freeze tag, Big tree Home base</p><br /><p>Damn we use to play<br /><br />Be outside all day<br /><br />Radio on the shoulder dual Cassette Cool J</p><br /><p>When a rapper said 'shit' it was the topic of the block<br /><br />Had the short track shorts and the tri-color socks<br /><br /><img style="width: 152px; height: 163px" height="163" src="http://i20.ebayimg.com/02/i/03/ce/0c/01_1_b.JPG" width="152" /><img src="http://aka.landsend.com/IMAGES/PRODUCT/27299.5X.05._.45.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Had to say 'cherry on top' to improve on Please<br /><br />Mcdonalds had the Fry Guys and Mayor McCheese<br /><br /><img src="http://www.restaurant-hospitality.com/newsletters/20060501/mayormccheese.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Plus,<br /><br />Gimmace<br /><br />Hamburgerler and<br /><br />Birdie</p><br /><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/gallery7v/mc3.jpg" /></p><br /><p> Lakers had Kareem, Scott, Green, Magic, Worthy</p><br /><p>Never got Little house or Leave it to Beaver<br /><br />I was rollin wit Growing Pains, Boner and Mike Seaver</p><br /><p>Had Kool-Aid,<br /><br />never the Glass Pitcher<br /><br />Didn't Measure sugar just poured it, to make the ish quicker</p><br /><p>Max headroom came with the ill stutter<br /><br />Raj couldn't breathe getting hugs from his mother</p><br /><p><img style="width: 292px; height: 217px" height="217" src="http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/tvland/what_s_happening___photos/_group_photos/ernest_thomas1.jpg" width="292" /></p><br /><p>She was the Witch in the Wiz,<br /><br />best song?<br /><br />"You can't win"<br /><br />Lion's name was Fleetwood, Nipsey Russell made of Tin</p><br /><p>Diana Ross was like 50 we didn't care<br /><br />And didn't even know Steph Mills was 'sposed to be there</p><br /><p>Had the Wacky Wall Walkers never walked, didn't Stick<br /><br />You know what was the ish? Mannnnn Strawberry Quik</p><br /><p><img src="http://doedermara.typepad.com/blog/images/quikstrawberry3.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Went in your parent's closet, stumbled on their Porn<br /><br />School Can Goods Dance, took the Spinach or Corn</p><br /><p><img style="width: 128px; height: 161px" height="161" src="http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/030100/Del_Monte_Corn.jpg" width="128" /><img src="http://www.upnorthservices.com/images/Del%20Monte%20Chopped%20Spinach.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Best thing in the world?<br /><br />Toys R us in December<br /><br />Could stay in there for days...man!</p><br /><p>I remember.<br /></p>eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-908807634744720532009-02-12T03:47:00.000-08:002009-02-12T03:47:01.038-08:00I think I think: Smiley faces<img height="233" src="http://morrisongraphics.com/catalog/images/jazzwarrior.jpg" width="414" /><br /><br />Damn.<br /><br />How many times do I have to start these with "The Bengals lost"?<br />(Answer 5 weeks in a muhfukn row)<br />They scored like crazy! Up 21 points!? Lost still<br />Ocho Cinco over 200 yards and 2 Touches...and The God Palmer over 400!?<br />Lost.<br /><br />...Moving along<br /><br />The NEW focus is THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY next week is THE GAME<br /><br /><img src="http://www.centralohio.com/ohiostate/football/legacy/michigan/art/part3.jpg" /><br /><br />#1 OHIO STATE vs. #2 MICHIGAN<br /><br />THE MUHFUKN Game!<br /><br />I made the prediction Months before the season....let's get me closer to being right.<br /><br /><img src="http://shop.dispatch.com/Products/PhotoShop/medium/osu-mich-cover.jpg" /><br />I'm surprised that people feel me on the Hip Hop and the NBA posts...pretty damn impressive<br /><br />I have a e crush lol<br /><br />You know what is sexy? A woman in a "A" Shirt (Wife beater) and no bra...no matter the size of the mommy parts...still DAMN!<br /><br />Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is.<br /><br />Where are the damn dark skin women? Can I get a couple on TV?<br />...I miss Kenya Moore.<br /><img src="http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G130093.jpg" /><img style="width: 156px; height: 201px" height="201" src="http://www.thehairstyler.com/images/celebrity/blackf_228.jpg" width="156" /><br /><br />A faster marriage you'll never see<br /><br />Professional Wrestling: I still watch...WWE sux these days TNA is WAY better.<br /><br />My Tallest girlfriend was 6'-3"<br /><br />Cinnabun is the greatest...the caramel pecan ones now have the regular icing...dont get them often but when I do? YEP!<br /><br />I may be one of the few that do not drink coffee...never been to Starbucks<br />That means I've never tasted a Grande mocha caramel frappa lappa dohickey doo<br /><br />...I'ma send that bitch a smiley face.<br /><br />It's Monday.<br /><br />Women that wear glasses is so damn hot to me<br /><br />I LOVE MY TREO these days...Picture/smart phones rock ass!<br /><br />I want more dressy type clothes (Im a Jeans/Sneaker type guy)...but I don’t have any reason to wear them so I put it off.<br /><br />Fish sticks....fish sticks used to be the MOVE! put em in the oven...sprinkle a little salt.<br /><img src="http://www.iceboxdiner.com/images/products/1035.jpg" /><br /><br />If the Bengals cannot make the big dance I want to see: Colts-Saints<br /><br />Movie I like that NO ONE REMEMBERS: Super Fuzz<br />now if anyone knows THAT movie that's crazy!<br /><br />The long sleeve T shirt under the short sleeve is my new ish son!<br /><br />But why no Betty Flinstone Chewables?<br /><img src="http://www.usashop.ch/products/FlintstonesVitamins.jpg" /><br /><br />If you're not already on the <a href="http://eclectik-discussion.com/">messageboard</a>, you need to directa yo feetsa...Come hang with me!!!<br /><br />There's about 5 bloggers that I frequent that could SOOOOO 'get it'<br /><br />Every time I get the canned air spray your keyboard thingy everybody wants to use it when I'm done.<br /><br />Ciara is FINE! DAMN!<br />...her body is SICK!<br /><img style="width: 303px; height: 199px" height="199" src="http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/0/2/4/5/725420_356x237.jpg" width="303" /><br /><br />To this day...the song and video for 'Goodies'...YEP!<br /><br />I use to love The Letter People....3rd grade M-fer's!<br /><br />Y&R<br /><br />Dont care about:<br />The stupid Art ish with Vicky , Brad, and his cornball Mother<br />Lauren till Sheila shows up<br />Anything with the Lawyer dude and Ashley, Gloria, and Jill<br />Stupid Billy and Gambling<br />Devon<br />Pretty much anything NOT Victor, Jack's lying, and Carmen's murder (The Chick at the coffee shop is kinda interesting)<br /><br />I hope Devon did it...Brad prolly did...hope Neil did it...Hopes Dru goes to jail...can't STAND that family and none of the acting<br />..cept the Old Lilly is back...that's hot.<br /><br />I like DC<br /><br />I'd rather a woman tap me on the shoulder and say let's take a break...cut it short than fake an orgasm<br />...I take that as the utmost disrespect.<br />TAP OUT puahahahahaha<br /><br />You know what I've been sleepin on (and I blame ya'll for not tellin me) Committed: The Christies<br />The Doug Christie reality jump off with him and his wife...dude is EXTRA whipped...<br />On one had, it must be nice to have someone that's so into you and want you like that<br />on the other...she is batty!<br /><br />*Three minutes into the show, Jackie and Doug are walking through a CD store when a young girl comes up to see if they need any help. “He knows what he wants,” Jackie snaps, and then adds, “Get away from me.”<br /><br /><img style="width: 290px; height: 444px" height="444" src="http://mediavillage.com/albums/album16/The_Christies.jpg" width="290" /><br /><br />but...<br /><br /><img style="width: 340px; height: 288px" height="288" src="http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/969/0629776rq3.jpg" width="340" /><br /><br />I really need to be pumpin' Dana Dane right now....<br /><br />So the Fugees reunion was JUST for the Chappelle block party? And that wasn't really worth nuffin<br /><br />Everyone has stretch marks...it's the dark raised ones that scare me<br /><br />Double standard:<br /><br />Teacher (man) sexes his studen...Ewwww bad...pervie McNasty pants!<br />Teacher (woman) sexes her student...Well thats just unfortunate...she's a disgrace.<br />(Guys...whoooo hooo where were they when I was growing up?)<br /><br />...never hear women say Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy where were the male teachers to feel me up when I was in high School?<br /><br />By the way...Net speak: "Whoo hoo" <--not a fan. Playstation 3 comes out...I kinda care but don't really..I have a XBOX 360 that I dont play enough...so spending $700 (yes $700) on the new jump off just doesnt make sense at the time ...which is a sign of me growing up ...cuz a few years ago it soooo wouldn’t have mattered. I have mostly female friends I thought getting a new Myspace page would rejuvenate the whole movement...nah. My right pinky finger hurts Fukin Chargers. Two women you will soon see in my Top 10: Paula Patton: Idlewild, Deja Vu <img style="width: 227px; height: 374px" height="374" src="http://www.e-vogue.com.cn/backend/editer/UploadFile/20052517491927.jpg" width="227" /><br />Salma Hayek: Just saw her on Ugly Betty...YEP!<br /><img style="width: 200px; height: 150px" height="150" src="http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/profile/salma_hayek.jpg" width="200" /><br />People don't know what I look like...you're not missin anything LOL<br /><br />Black men should not wear fur coats<br />....no one should not wear fur coats.<br /><br />What makes my blog so different?<br /><br />People that settle down because they've reached a certain age suck ass...and deserve the unhappiness when ish don’t pop off.<br /><br />My favorite Animal: Koala<br /><br />Doesn't it defeat the purpose to have the exclusive new song if the DJ is gonna talk all over it?<br /><br />I'm addicted to nipples and areolas.<br /><br />...bitches love smiley faceseclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-13734131744886827002009-02-11T17:57:00.000-08:002009-02-28T06:59:50.921-08:00I think I think: Carmen Mesta<p>Well....</p><br /><p>Welcome back! I put a couple of posts up over the weekend...notice?</p><br /><p>Bengals are still rollin' put the smiggidy smackdown on The Brownies 30-0<br /><br />Ocho Cinco over the century mark AND broke an NFL record for most yards in 3 consecutive games<br /><br />...happy times<br /><br /><img src="http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/football/nfl/img9830021.jpg" /><br /><br />BUT (sad news)<br /><br />My BOYS lost the Bayou classic...and honestly? I think we lost the Battle of the bands at halftime too<br /><br />...UGH!<br /><br />LOVE our Dancers though<br /><br /><img style="width: 345px; height: 255px" height="255" src="http://www.gram.edu/clubs/orchesis/images/orchesis_hist.jpg" width="345" /><br /><br />K, The Randomness:</p><br /><p>I can already tell people are going to 'Dreamgirls' me to death on TV, Radio, and The net when this movie comes out.</p><br /><p>I don't like Cake and Ice Cream...together you know? Like for a B Day Party? never did.</p><br /><p>Speaking of which those of you that wished me Happy Birthday, thank you...those that forgot or didn't You suck Anteater Balls<br /><br />...I'm kidding, doesn't really matter; my Birfday hasn't been worth anything for a minute</p><br /><p>...do you realize I've NEVER had a Birthday Party? Ever!</p><br /><p>"X" is a wack ass letter...doesn’t even have its own sound.</p><br /><p>I soooo understand why women dont get along with other women</p><br /><p>I went to Origins and got some face stuff...watch out Body Shop!</p><br /><p>Thanksgiving...why is it the move to go overboard with the food, eat everybody's whatever-whatever drive house to house looking for a 'plate'<br /><br />(A nice size plate Kisha)<br /><br />and be all big and fat? Is that fun?</p><br /><p>What happened to Mona Lisa? I sooo wanted to marry her<br /><br /><img src="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000001E9Q.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Will someone please find me Unconditional Love by Donna Summer and Musical Youth?</p><br /><p>Remember Contra on Nintendo?<br /><br />30 Men code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, B,A,Start :)<br /><br /><img style="width: 236px; height: 265px" height="265" src="http://www.ociotakus.com/wp-content/images/Gus/Contra.jpg" width="236" /></p><br /><p>I love being alone sometimes...but somehow/some reason I'm always requested to do something/talk to someone during these moments.</p><br /><p>Saw diary of a Mad Black woman for the first time this weekend...It was horrible.<br /><br />Jay-Z: Kingdom Come</p><br /><p>Whelp, this is what I'll say...The first 8 tracks? (Minus Show me what you got) The CD is probably right after<br /><br />Reasonable Doubts<br /><br />The Blueprint<br /><br />Vol1 and 1.2 of Gift & the Curse</p><br /><p>BUT tracks 9-14? MY GOD!<br /><br />TERRIBLE! I mean worst than Vol 3 and that God awful Black Album</p><br /><p>Notes:<br /><br />You can just tell when he is making the songs to sell/for the radio/for the clubs<br /><br />(Show me what you got, Anything, Hollywood)<br /><br />Beyonce featuring Jay-Z is WAY better than Jay-Z Featuring Beyonce<br /><br />I think he's embarrassed he's dumbing down the lyrics and that's why he's always whispering LOL</p><br /><p>...so with all that said; 7 Hot-to-Decent tracks to 7 pure Wacky-Wikky-Wack Tracks? 50% in any school that's an F</p><br /><p>I saw this woman at the mall, I swear she was build like a Capital Cursive "Q"</p><br /><p>Why do I like Ruby Tangerine Juice?<br /><br /><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0004MWBYW.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_V1120180709_.jpg" /></p><br /><p>I'd love to have a woman sing to me...but when she does do I look at her? Does that make her nervous?<br /><br />Who wants so dude all up in they face while their tryin to sing-da-senseous?</p><br /><p>You know what annoys me? K, I'll tell you...<br /><br />When you ask either or questions and people want to say both or add some ish that wasn't even asked.</p><br /><p>Remember when all the guys were on Janet Jackson? You know who I wanted to have alls of my babiez??!!</p><br /><p><img src="http://image.listen.com/img/170x170/0/3/9/2/402930_170x170.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Are these Random posts too long? I get comments on like 3% of the things I type</p><br /><p>I've finally come up with a drink..my signature drink:<br /><br />"eclectik relaxation"</p><br /><p>1 Part Grand Marnier<br /><br />1 Part Southern Comfort<br /><br />1 Part Orange Juice</p><br /><p>Variant:</p><br /><p>Ginger ale</p><br /><p><img src="http://www.planet-tranquility.org.uk/Backgrounds/cocktail16.jpg" /></p><br /><p>mmmmm....try it, It's Eclectik! (boogie woogie woogie)</p><br /><p>I need new boxers</p><br /><p>Is my blog a "must read" every day? A read during the week? Or when there's nothing else on the net...stop by?</p><br /><p>I don’t have a headboard or footboard for my bed yet</p><br /><p>Favorite porn star: Carmen Hayes<br /><br /><img style="width: 198px; height: 270px" height="270" src="http://myspace-007.vo.llnwd.net/00806/70/09/806929007_l.jpg" width="198" /></p><br /><p><img src="http://img.1a-dvdshop.ch/imgPersA/CarmenHayes.jpg" /></p><br /><p>...you have NO idea<br /><br />Know what I like to say a lot? "meh"</p><br /><p>Gotta go shopping again soon, saw some things I want</p><br /><p>"Why are you single? All those women in Washington DC?! They say they can't FIND a good man...and the women outnumber the men like...blah blah blah"<br /><br />After you eliminate:</p><br /><p>The ones I'm attracted to that are not attracted to me<br /><br />The ones Attracted to me that I'm not attracted to<br /><br />The ones that don't date black men<br /><br />The ones that only date light skin black men<br /><br />The ones that don’t date men<br /><br />The ones that are too old<br /><br />The ones that are too young<br /><br />The ones with Children and/or Drama with their 'donor'<br /><br />The ones that aren't about anything<br /><br />The ones that are all diseased up<br /><br />The ones that I'm not compatible with</p><br /><p>It's a tough call to go and find whoever is left...on the humble. LOL</p><br /><p>Y&R<br /><br /><img src="http://a.abc.com/daytime/generalhospital/images/bios/GH_bios_Ramirez.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Nothing new to report...still hate the Winters, Jack is wack, Vic is coming along, My Baby Carmen is still dead, I hate Brad...and don’t care about his stupid family, and Gloria and Lauren are annoying<br /><br />...and since when did the Lawyer dude become the hottest ish?</p><br /><p>...and why is there only 1 sect of Black folk in Genoa?</p><br /><p>Need a new lamp too</p><br /><p>I hate the Baltimore Ravens...not as much as the Steelers; but DAMN close</p><br /><p>X mas time rocks ass...love the shopping, the music , the feeling...it's wonderful (Puahahaha I typed 'wonderful)</p><br /><p>Paul Orndorff was known as Mr. 1derful<br /><br /><img style="width: 235px; height: 210px" height="210" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/70/Paul_orndorff.jpg" width="235" /></p><br /><p>3 Odd things that I find attractive in a woman</p><br /><p>1. She's Goofy<br /><br />2. A Nerd/Geek<br /><br />3. Big Foreheads (Dunno...don't ask)<br /><br />...I also like women that are competitive...and watches Home design shows<br /><br />So if you lurk on my blog and message board...why? Join in!</p><br /><p>Need to hit Sally’s beauty supply...if anyone can figure out why I'll be your friend</p><br /><p>Must buy a new computer...thought about a MAC but I've heard bad things...prolly get a Dell again</p><br /><p>TNA wrestling kicks ass, Petey Williams probably has the most impressive finisher I've ever seen...called the Canadian Destroyer...I just watch and wonder how the hell?<br /><br /><img src="http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9294/runningcanadiandestroyerub2.gif" /></p><br /><p>I don’t really care for Brownies either</p><br /><p>So, I already stated that people say I look like PMD from EPMD...you don't need a picture of my stankin ass<br /><br />Trust me my words are WAY more attractive LOL!</p><br /><p>If I were really a poet, I'd write a book</p><br /><p>...but I’m not so I'll write a blog lol</p><br /><p>Guess what? I watch Days of Our Lives too</p><br /><p>I think at the beginning of my posts from now on I'm going to post a random song lyric...kinda like the quote at the beginning of the Wire.<br /></p>eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-48967769725893423962009-02-11T17:53:00.000-08:002009-02-28T06:59:31.129-08:00I think I think: Razzburry<p>WELL!</p><br /><p>*Clears throat*</p><br /><p>Decent weekend indeed, where do I begin? ....hmmmm....OH I GOT IT!</p><br /><p><img style="width: 314px; height: 294px" height="294" src="http://msn.foxsports.com/id/6184648_7_2.jpg" width="314" /><br /><br />YUP! Ohio State takes care of Michigan...LIKE I predicted!<br /><br />...and the game shouldn't have been that close, the Refs were on that bull...they called a "Roughing the CENTER" Penalty?<br /><br />What the hell is that? Anywhoo</p><br /><p><img src="http://msn.foxsports.com/id/6184652_7_2.jpg" /><br /><br />aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannd</p><br /><p>The Bengals are back! Ocho Cinco another 3 TDs and 190 yards...ahhhhh , hate that it had to be the Saints; but they were on the schedule!<br /><br /><img style="width: 275px; height: 331px" height="331" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/amschnittger/ChadJohnson01.jpg" width="275" /></p><br /><p>...on to the Randomness</p><br /><p>Why are Jeans $200+ ? I'm a jean freak but...they're accents; the Shirt and shoes are the stars!<br /><br />(Granted I do pay $80 for mine ...but damn!)</p><br /><p>My birthday is this week...I'm probably doing nothing and getting nothing LOL</p><br /><p>Who knew that Texas and California had such FINE ass bloggers?</p><br /><p>As much as I enjoy a good drink when I'm out...you can't beat a Strawberry or Raspberry Lemonade...AND you get free refills :)</p><br /><p>Why is there a 'P' in Raspberry? ...that annoys me</p><br /><p>Something about light brown to light skin women with light color hair is so sexy!</p><br /><p>Boy I heart Q-Tips...there's only a few things you can do to yourself that feels good, I'm sayin they're #2 or #3 :)</p><br /><p>What is the worst thing about my blog?</p><br /><p>5 Reasons why I'm not grown yet</p><br /><p>1. I don't appreciate Wine (It tastes like melted freeze pops mixed with gin)<br /><br />2. I don't read books (If it's a hot story, the movie will be out soon)<br /><br />3. I still watch Wrestling on TV (I dunno)<br /><br />4. I can sit up and watch Tom and Jerry, and Bugs and Daffy all day<br /><br />5. I don’t try new foods (I pretty much eat what I've always eaten)</p><br /><p>People that are NOT sports fans that hate when sports fans say "We" "Us" or "Our team" annoys me, let us be fans jerk muffin</p><br /><p>I'm a HUGE James Bond movie fan...scared to se the new jump off, don't like the way this new guy looks.</p><br /><p>Pot roast tastes good, but who makes that?</p><br /><p>I want these SO bad, but I can’t find my size; they are only $125<br /><br /><img style="width: 290px; height: 152px" height="152" src="http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5917/020426gb5.jpg" width="290" /></p><br /><p>They said they may still make a Sex and the City movie...I want to see it (I Swear I'm Hetero)</p><br /><p>...also Where the hell is Devil Wears Prada on DVD? I want to see it (Seriously I swear I am)</p><br /><p>I need to shoot pool and play chess more often...would LOVE to have a woman to do those things with.</p><br /><p>Maybe I am grown after all; I don’t have any fun at Dave & Busters</p><br /><p>Barney Rubble doesn't have a neck<br /><br /><img src="http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/flintstones-bb.gif" /><br /><br />...Betty is bangin' though</p><br /><p>I use to draw a lot</p><br /><p>Y&R:</p><br /><p>More and more I’m hating Dru and the family<br /><br />LOVE that Vic is figuring ish out...THAT'S my Dude<br /><br />HATE Sharon<br /><br />Nick is Corny, but I like Phyllis<br /><br />This whole Art thing is pissing me off<br /><br />Gloria should leave my TV</p><br /><p>Remember Big League Chew?</p><br /><p><img style="width: 276px; height: 264px" height="264" src="http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/Gum/Bigleaugeoriginal.JPG" width="276" /><br /><br />The BET hip Hop awards....I'll never get those 2 hours back<br /><br />...seriously; TI, Luda, and Jeezey were on stage 4 different times performing; like there were NO other rappers that had songs<br /><br />By the way outside of 'the cipher' there wasn't a damn thing Hip Hop about the awards<br /><br />I HATE BET</p><br /><p>Can you be confident and be void of self esteem issues but just feel unattractive?</p><br /><p>What was the blue freeze pop flavor? That ish that looked like Windshield wiper fluid.</p><br /><p>I don’t think you have to SEE who you're involved with everyday...talk to them...text message? Sure...but not be around.<br /><br />...that's why I can do long distance relationships I spose.</p><br /><p>I'm not always AT the computer...the instant messenger may be on but I may not be there</p><br /><p>Yahoo & MSN messenger: eclectikrelaxation</p><br /><p>The little dude/son on Ugly Betty KILLS me! LMAO!<br /><br />...I dunno, I'd smash the Ugly Betty actress</p><br /><p><img src="http://www.bigtakeover.com/images/349.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Candy I use to eat NO ONE remembers: Chewy Chalk</p><br /><p>Did I list me not dancing as a reason I'm single?</p><br /><p>Desperate Housewives is that show!</p><br /><p>Bree is finally getting the picture<br /><br />Mike is getting hemmed up<br /><br />Eddie is quietly bangin for an old ass white chick<br /><br />The Susan thing is wack<br /><br />The Child toucher thing is interesting<br /><br />...no for real, I love vagina.</p><br /><p>I bet Hefty Smurf could beat She -Ra in arm wrestling<br /><br /><img src="http://radio.weblogs.com/0128859/myImages/2003/11/26/hefty_smurf.jpg" /></p><br /><p>VS.</p><br /><p><img src="http://www.principessa-shera.it/she-ra_intera.jpg" /></p><br /><p>I LOVE the mall during Xmas time...I'm weird</p><br /><p>If I were sexy? I'd be dangerous!</p><br /><p>Went to Checkers on Friday, LOVE their fries</p><br /><p>Disappointed in the people on the message board; wanted someone to review movies and CDs and give opinions for us<br /><br />LOVE sarcastik's Sports jump off though</p><br /><p>...and if you're not participating on the message board; you're not my friend :p</p><br /><p>Why are people still offended by curse words?</p><br /><p>Deja Vu or Dreamgirls? I’m going with Deja Vu</p><br /><p><img style="width: 263px; height: 544px" height="544" src="http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/moviegoodsusa-store_1922_3280998" width="263" /></p><br /><p>I have a blog post I typed up but never posted it because I knew I'd get an incredible amount of Back lash and NO ONE would agree with me</p><br /><p>Walking into spider webs pisses me the hell off</p><br /><p>When you go out on a date, what is there to do outside of Eat, movies, drink?</p><br /><p>When people don't believe in God...when they hope something happens or wishes for something; who are they hoping and wishing to?</p><br /><p>I want a new bracelet; the one I have is wack to me now...it was hot for a second<br /><br />This is the one I own now</p><br /><p><img style="width: 307px; height: 157px" height="157" src="http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7364/braceur2.jpg" width="307" /></p><br /><p>I need to start saving more</p><br /><p>I haven't listened to "radio" in years...I have Sirius and an Ipod.</p><br /><p>My e crushes probably don't take me serious</p><br /><p>Still insults my intelligence that a pair of glasses fools everyone in Metropolis</p><br /><p>Family guy is hilarious!</p><br /><p>She looks like a Movie Star...like a Chocolate Candy Bar</p><br /><p> <br /></p>eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-5678589274752716012009-02-10T05:57:00.000-08:002009-02-10T05:57:00.287-08:00I think I think: Candy Bar<img height="266" src="http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7452/dizzysa0.jpg" width="399" /><br /><br />Another weekend in the books...It's clear I don't get enough sleep...extra hour and all.<br /><br />Bengals lost...2 points to the Falcons, not that happy about it; no.<br />...had on my lucky socks and everything<br /><br />Ohio State won though :)<br /><br />I HAD to bring the old school Hip Hop back....you like?<br /><br />Why when 90% of women with big breasts ass look like the back of a shovel?<br /><br />I SO need to go and buy some Strawberry frosted Pop Tarts.<br /><br />I got 2 new pairs of SB Dunks<br /><img style="width: 262px; height: 141px" height="141" src="http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9779/dunk1lo6.jpg" width="262" /><img style="width: 268px; height: 140px" height="140" src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8557/dunk2ti5.jpg" width="268" /><br /><br />Why is Fantasia making music?<br /><br />I Heart women areolas lol<br /><br />Do people still frequent Black planet?<br /><br />Either I'm too old to get hype about Halloween, or I'm just a killjoy...I'm sure everyone that went to parties had a ball though<br /><br />I remember when I was young, the only thing I could cook was Pork n' Beans and Hotdogs<br />...I'd set em off with cinnamon and sugar...puhleeze!<br /><br />When Top Model is over Anchal will be in every black magazine: Vibe, King, Black men, XXL, and I cannot wait!<br />...ONLY on top model/in the modeling world will she have to worry about being 'too big'<br /><br />I need to buy a new computer<br /><br />Who wants to go to Gladys and Ron's Chicken and Waffles with me?<br />...mmmmmmmm<br /><br />Flavor of love reunion special...not that eventful; they cut a lot out I think (Prolly be much more on the DVD)<br />But MY part!?<br />"I got my Certificate" Puahahahahahahaha<br /><br />Stretch marks scare me sometime.<br /><br />My mother and your mother was<br />hang-n the-clothes<br />My mother punched your mother<br />right-in-the-nose<br />What color was the blood?<br /><br />I gotta start eating more fruit<br /><br />I repeat:<br />I think the new beauty scale goes:<br /><br />Attractive<br />Cute<br />Sexy<br />Pretty<br />Beautiful<br /><br />Because you can be:<br />Attractive but not 'cute'<br />Cute but not Sexy<br />Sexy but not Pretty<br />and Pretty but not beautiful<br /><br />But you can be sexy but not attractive...it's weird...is why I don’t get people that are solely caught up on looks.<br /><br />Women:<br /><br /><strong>Pretty but not sexy</strong><br /><br />Kerry Washington<br /><img src="http://i.ivillage.com/BS/celebrity_style/movie_star_looks/BS_Washington0405_157.jpg" /><br /><br />Beyonce<br />Christina Milian<br /><strong>Sexy but not Pretty</strong><br /><br />Serena Williams<br />Jill Marie Jones<br />Coral<br />Elise Neal<br /><img style="width: 177px; height: 268px" height="268" src="http://www.afroblogger.net/cp/albums/userpics/10001/normal_eliseneal43is~0.jpg" width="177" /><br /><br /><strong>Attractive but not Pretty or Sexy</strong><br />Joy Bryant<br /><br /><img style="width: 180px; height: 208px" height="208" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/american_cinematheque/american_cinematheque_award_2006_photos/joy_bryant/award.jpg" width="180" /><br />Amarie<br />Garcelle Beauvis<br /><br />I dont believe I'll ever get with drinking wine...it's nasty; pass me the Vodka!<br /><br /><br />Who woulda thought that at of all these young ass sound-the-same lame chicks that's come out the past year or 2 Ciara would be the most respected<br />She's BANGIN too<br /><br />I don't look right in most hats.<br /><br />Why are strip clubs and strippers popular? What's the point?<br /><br />When you're single...as you get older; Holidays dont mean as much.<br /><br />I have yet to meet a woman that's truly into Football and/or Basketball<br /><br />I thought that my Hip Hop Post "Fresh to Death not Def" would go over heads...who knew some of ya'll would be feelin me?<br /><br />I've never smoked weed...am I a square?<br /><br />"D" is my favorite letter of the Alphabet<br /><br />My Top 10 Favorite Candy Bars<br /><br />1. PayDay<br />2. Zero<br /><img src="http://www.sweetstall.com/acatalog/zero.jpg" /><br /><br />3. Almond Snickers<br />4. Kit Kat<br />5. Snickers<br />6. Baby Ruth<br />7. Twix<br />8. Caramello<br />9. Chocolate PayDay<br />10. Does Peanut M&Ms count?<br /><br />I remember when people had greasy Grannies with holes in their panties and went beep beep down sesame street<br /><br />If somebody called at 8:00 pm on Thursday? When Cosby Show was on?? They could get cut!<br /><br />I think my favorite food is becoming Spaghetti...unless French Fries count<br /><br />These random posts are the most fun to do...all this ish really just pops in my mind<br /><br />I want new Bedding...costs close to $1,000 for everything :(<br /><br />Tyra banks is the worst...she's extra wack...pissin me talkin 'bout my Jadea<br /><br />My blogroll is getting long...I've run into some real cool blogs lately.<br />...Do men blog? Or is it just like 5 of us?<br /><br />I need more free time to play Madden...I watch too much TV<br /><br />I LOVE women in sweats...sweat pants..sweat shirts...sweat shorts..Hoodies...just sexy to me.<br /><br />Eva Pigford dropped out of my top 10 because she smokes...ewwwww, she's not hot enough to over compensate.eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-48719772936510751642009-02-04T02:54:00.000-08:002009-02-04T02:54:00.826-08:00I remember When: Picture pages<strong>I remember when:</strong><br /><br />Knowing was 1/2 the battle<br />Jem was Outrageous<br />Electric company had Bill Cosby and Picture Pages<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mikeandamyfocosi.com/pics/cosby_picture_pages.jpg" /><br /><br />Breakin' was that Shit with Ozone and Turbo<br />And at Bayside High fell in love with Lisa Turtle<br /><br />You didn't shake Laffy Taffy, you'd stretch and eat<br />Superfriends had the Wonder twins and their Monkey gleek<br /><br /><img src="http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/rob_63/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/gleek.jpg" /><br /><br />Ed Lover, Dr. Dre, Dee on Pump it up<br />Rap City had Chris Thomas, Big Lez was thick as fuk<br /><br />Changed out of our school clothes so we could go and play<br />kick ball and red light green light all fukn day<br /><br />That was summer break, wake up rockin under roos<br />I had spider man, socks was always red or blue<br /><br />Easy reader was on played by Morgan Freeman<br />Saturday Night main event, We watched Bobby Heenan<br /><br />WWF before they dropped the F and added E<br />Ric Flair and Hogan was young they had Mr T<br /><br />A team was pumpin, TV it was good as shit<br />Remember Knight Rider? Man, K.I.T was slick as shit<br /><br />School house rock, taught me conjunctions<br />Chocolate milk banging beats on tables during lunch and<br /><br />Readin rainbow, 3-2-1 Contact<br />Mr. Wizard, And my shit was on Nick "you can't do that<br /><br />On Television", say I don't know and get slimed<br /><br /><img src="http://www.barthsburgery.com/ycdtotv/worst89/Pdvd_5606.jpg" /><br />Big Daddy Kane and Rakim had the best rhymes<br /><br />Everybody wanted a Beat it Jacket and Michaels curl<br />New Edition had bobby brown they made Candy Girl<br /><br /><img src="http://www.cdquest.com/images/album_art/sorted/0026/6568/0026656870125.jpg" />Moms and her sisters would blast Marvin Gaye<br />Happy meals came in spaceships, got Crowns from BK<br /><br />Girls had Easy bake ovens, and Snoopy Sno cones<br />I had Pork n Beans and hot dogs like Yo! GI Joe's on<br /><br /><img src="http://www.toonarific.com/pics_root/00001363/gijoe85logo.jpg" /><br /><br />Remember when they thought Snakeyes was a Traitor!<br />Got detention at school for playing football with paper<br /><br />With a beat box you could rhyme and never need a hook<br />Girls wrote about the guys they liked and made a slam book<br /><br />Those were Trapper Keeper Days<br />The Klan made Troop Sneaker phase<br />Two finger gold rings, flat tops and Gumby fades<br /><br />When Punky brewster was out, I had a crush on Cherie<br /><br /><img src="http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/punky_001.jpeg" /><br />Perfect Strangers came on with Balki and Cousin Larry<br /><br />8:00 thursday<br />Cosby show was good as hell<br />Theo rocked the Black and Gold Gordon Gartrell<br /><br /><img src="http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3774/gordongartrellhb5.jpg" /><br /><br />Cuz Denise made it, man that's when she was extra hot<br />Then she made Angel Hart Bill saw it and she was dropped<br /><br />Plus A different World? That's what put me at Grambling<br />Philly got Randal Cunningham, The king of Scrambling<br /><br />We were gambling, at lunch for dollars playin Tunk<br />All the rappers did St. Ides commercial they was gettin drunkeclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-11861101337220563322009-02-02T03:47:00.000-08:002009-02-02T03:47:00.720-08:00Fresh to Death not Def<p><img style="width: 358px; height: 340px" height="340" src="http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/7118/inykq1.jpg" width="358" /> </p><br /><p>If hip hop isn't dead it's on life support</p><p>...even new underground stuff is wack</p><br /><p>I got the new Roots CD<br /><br /><img src="http://www.musiqueradio.com/images/news/gametheoryalbw.jpg" /><br /><br />...didn't really move me...<br /><br />Lupe?<br /><br /><img src="http://musicmedia.ign.com/music/image/object/856/856925/lupefiascof&l160_091506.jpg" /><br /><br />It's okay....nothing groundbreaking, could do with or without it.</p><p>I think it's close to impossible to make a 'classic' anymore...the closest thing we've had in the last 5 years or so<br /><br />would prolly be The Blue Print and/or College Dropout...and that's me saying 'the closest thing'</p><p>Who's to blame?</p><p>The artist? The talent? The audience? The Companies/labels? The producers?</p><p>I say...yep.</p><p>The biggest thing that's ruined hip hop (in my opinion) is success and acceptance<br /><br />Hip hop was supposed to be a fad...supposedly it wouldn't last; it was an alternative to everything else on the radio<br /><br />the biggest and best form of expression for people with next to nothing...or just with something to say</p><p>No one was going platinum...nobody was really going gold<br /><br />..what's more is 98% of the MC's ever talked about it...didn't care; they rhymed because they wanted to<br /><br />sure, there was money in it; but it was more of a cultural thing....it was just what you did.</p><p>The difference.</p><p>What use to happen was when a MC rhymed his or her only task was to show and prove that they were the best at it...better than the next person.<br /><br />The wordplay, the story telling...how they could paint a picture and/or put you down in the most different or creative way as possible</p><p>THAT'S why you had so many flavors...the artists and performances, the music was so different...you didn't want to sound like someone else, you wanted to sound better/different.<br /><br />Once upon a time there was this thing called "Biting" see that was when you copied someone's style, beat, dress, flow,look...or all of the above.<br /><br />It was the Number 1 Taboo of what NOT to do</p><p>NOW?<br /><br />Everyone rhymes the same for the most part.<br /><br />They steal/take/borrow each others lines (It's not paying tribute or honoring if they're dead either...it's biting and jocking)<br /><br />They re use the same beats or flip them a little bit<br /><br />Biting is the Number one way to get ahead these days<br /><br />...that or call someone out that's on top...but they dont even battle right anymore.</p><p>Battles:</p><p>KRS didn't sound like Shan<br />LL didn't sound like Kool Moe Dee<br />Lyte didn't sound like Antonitte<br />Roxanne Shante didn't sound like UTFO (or sparky D)</p><p>The battles weren't about killin anyone, or f'n they mother, or robbin' em...it was more of using metaphors to humiliate them and crack jokes...make them try harder to come up with something that would more or less impress who ever you were battling.<br /><br />..it's like snappin on someone with lyrics</p><p>Examples: LL vs. Kool Moe Dee<br /><br /><img style="width: 154px; height: 186px" height="186" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Lcj.JPG/220px-Lcj.JPG" width="154" /><img height="186" src="http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp000/p028/p02823n8132.jpg" width="137" /><br /><br />LL: to the break of dawn</p><br /><p>"Homeboy, hold on, my rhymes are so strong<br />Nothing could go wrong, so why do you prolong<br />Songs that ain't strong, brother, you're dead wrong<br />And got the nerve to have them Star Trek shades on<br />Ha, you can't handle the whole weight<br />Skin needs lotion, teeth need Colgate<br />Wise up, you little burnt up french fry<br />I'm that type of guy"</p><p>Kool Moe Dee: Let's Go</p><p>"You need a hand, you got hands for<br />Tryna be me, now LL stands for<br />Lower Level, Lack Lustre<br />Last Least, Limp Lover<br />Lousy Lame, Latent Lethargic<br />Lazy Lemon, Little Logic<br />Lucky Leech, Liver Lipped<br />Laborious Louse on a Loser's Lips<br />Live in Limbo, Lyrical Lapse<br />Low Life with the loud raps, boy<br />You can't win, huh, I don't bend<br />Look what you got yourself in<br />Just usin' your name I took those L's<br />Hung 'em on your head and rocked your bells"</p><p>KRS One & Boogie Down Productions Vs. The Juice Crew</p><p>KRS One (BDP): The Bridge is Over</p><p>:They wish to battle BDP, but they cannot<br />They must be on the dick of who? DJ Scott LaRock</p><p>Cause, we don't complain nor do we play the game of favors<br />Boogie Down Productions comes in three different flavors</p><p>Pick any dick for the flavor that you savor<br />Mr. Magic might wish to come and try to save ya<br />But instead of helpin ya out he wants the same thing I gave ya</p><p>I finally figured it out, Magic mouth is used for suckin<br />Roxanne Shante is only good for steady fuckin</p><p>MC Shan and Marley Marl is really only bluffin<br />Like Doug E. Fresh said "I tell you now, you ain't nuthin"<br />Compared to Red Alert on KISS and Boogie Down Productions"</p><br /><p>"What's the matter with your MC, Marley Marl?<br />Don't know you know that he's out of touch<br /><br />What's the matter with your DJ, MC Shan?<br />On the wheels of steel Marlon sucks<br /><br />You'd better change what comes out your speaker<br />You're better off talkin bout your wack Puma sneaker<br /><br />Cause Bronx created hip-hop, Queens will only get dropped<br />You're still tellin lies to me<br /><br />Everybody's talkin bout the Juice Crew funny<br />But you're still tellin lies to me"</p><br /><p>Roxanne Shante: Have a Nice Day</p><p>"I chilled for a while, I put down my pen<br />But now some suckas from the Bronx got me started again<br /><br />Now I'm not out to diss the whole Boogie Down<br />Just a featherweight crew from that part of town<br /><br />You made a little record and then you start frontin'<br />Tried to diss the Juice Crew but ain't hurt nuttin'<br /><br />Now KRS-ONE you should go on vacation<br />With that name soundin' like a wack radio station<br /><br />And as for Scott La Rock, you should be ashamed<br />When T La Rock said "It's Yours", he didn't mean his name<br /><br />So step back peasants, poppin' all that junk<br />Or else BDP will stand for Broken Down Punks<br /><br />Cos I'm an All-Star just like Julius Erving<br />And Roxanne Shante is only good for steady servin'"<br /><br /><img src="http://blogs.citypages.com/pscholtes/images/Roxanne%20Shante%20myspace.jpg" /></p><br /><p>(I love her...that's my GIRL!)<br /><br />LL is the king of battles though...undefeated</p><p>LL Vs. Hammer</p><p>"Stop dancin, get to walkin<br />Shut your old mouth when young folks is talkin<br /><br />Huh, you little snake in the grass<br />You swing a hammer, but you couldn't break a glass<br /><br />Gimme a lighter - woof!<br />Now you're cut loose<br />From that jherri curl juice<br /><br />Cool J is back on the map<br />And when I see ya, I'ma give you a slap<br /><br />That's right, a little kick for that crap<br />Cause my old gym teacher ain't supposed to rap"</p><p>LL Vs. Ice-T</p><p>"How dare you stand beside me<br />I'm Cool, I freeze I-c-e<br /><br />On your trail and I'ma cut that pony tail<br />You're disobedient with the wrong ingredients<br /><br />But I'ma drink you down over the rocks<br />While I freak on your album cover jocks"</p><p>"I can show you I'm immune to them romper room tunes<br />You little hip-hop racoon<br /><br />I'm not Scarface, but I want more beef<br />Before you rapped you was a downtown car thief<br /><br />Workin in a parking lot<br />A brother with a perm deserves to get burned<br /><br />So tell me how you like your cold cream?<br />On a cone, in a bowl, or in a wet dream?<br /><br />With your tv on channel fuzz<br />Uncle L, that's how much damage he does<br /><br />Here's 5 dollars, catch a taxi cab<br />Take your rhymes around the corner to the rap rehab"</p><p>Like I said before you could have 15-20 different MC's and they could all be totally different and you could still enjoy each one of them<br /><br />Lemme put my theory to the test:</p><p>1. KRS<br />2. LL<br />3. Biz Mark<br />4. Rakim<br />5. Fresh Prince<br />6. Slick Rick<br />7. Ice Cube<br />8. MC lyte<br />9. Kool G Rap<br />10. Big Daddy Kane<br />11. Kwame<br />12. Grand Puba<br />13. Kool Moe Dee<br />14. Ice T<br />15. Doug E. Fresh</p><p>fairly easy, you wouldn't have mistaken any of the above for the other...lyrics, delivery, beats, production, Tape/Album/CD cover...nothing.</p><p>...Dana Dane DID sound like Slick Rick but damnit; they were both from England....even then the flow was different and the rhymed about different ish</p><p>Think young Joc, Rick Ross, Luda, Young Dro, TI, Lil Scrappy, Lloyd Banks, 50 Cent, Jay Z, Diddy dont talk about Money, Sex, Drug, Cars, and murder?</p><p>...almost exclusively?</p><p>I'm not even saying that there's anything wrong with the subjects...if it's a reflection of their lives or environment, or whatever-whatever...it's cool; but do they all have to talk about it the same way? no originality<br /><br />same type production, the whole bit...sickening.</p><p>NWA They started getting the "Gangsta rap' in the mainstream...and even they were having fun with it</p><p>Fuck the Police was funny..Cube playin a white dude in court<br /><br />Still talkin' by Eazy E ..funny<br /><br />Automobile<br /><br />They didnt take all the gun and bitch talk that seriously...cuz Rap was still fun<br /><br />Remember Rap groups?<br /><br />not only did they actually exist...they didn't sound the same either.</p><br /><p>Run-DMC<br />Fat Boys<br />salt n Pepa<br />Tribe<br />De La<br />EPMD<br />NWA<br />Nice and Smooth<br />Three Times Dope<br />Kid n play</p><p>....guess money keeps groups from poppin off these days, since most would figure they'd make more cash solo than having to split it...again, back in the day that wasn't the focus, you'd come up with your friends rhyming and then you made a group<br /><br />childhood friends, met at school....this that and the third and not only did the groups not sound the same the members OF the groups rhymed differently than the other</p><p>Run didn't sound like DMC<br />Q Tip didn't sound like Phife<br />Eazy didn't sound like Cube AND Cube wrote Eazy's rhymes!</p><p>I dunno</p><p>I'm prolly buggin...still got Outkast...for another album or so. (never been a fan)<br /><br />The Art of storytelling</p><p>Telling a story/painting a visual picture with words was like the backbone of Hip Hop music<br /><br />MC's would craft words and put them together to keep your interest and tell a story just to show their skills as a lyricst</p><p>La di da di: Doug E Fresh and Slick Rick</p><p>A Children's Story: Slick Rick</p><p>Cindafella: Dana Dane</p><p>Just a Friend: Biz Markie</p><p>Big ole Butt: LL Cool J</p><p>Posse on Broadway: Sir Mix-a-lot</p><p>Mahogany: Eric B and Rakim</p><p>Left my wallet in El Segundo: A Tribe called quest</p><br /><p>Esp. Cindefella...Dude took the well know fairytale and made it urban and made it rhyme and make sense</p><br /><p><img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P08992.JPG" /></p><br /><p>Once upon a time, Brooklyn was the scene<br />In the project that they called Fort Greene<br /><br />There lived a young man, Cinderfella's his name<br />To make it interesting it's me, Dana Dane<br /><br />I lived in a house with my cruel step-dad<br />And two step-brothers who treated me bad<br /><br />I cooked, I cleaned, I scrubbed the floors<br />And I was like an errand boy runnin' to the stores<br /><br />My brothers, they used to boast and brag:<br />"We've got fresh gear and you've got rags!"<br /><br />Even worse than that, to make me feel low<br />They gave me a straw hat, while they had Kangols<br /><br />Girls used to say, "Dane, you're so cute<br />But you gets no rap with them polyester suits"<br /><br />Well, one day, up the avenue<br />There was a man surrounded by the Fort Greene crew<br /><br />He said, "Hear ye! Hear ye! Come one, come all!<br />The princess is having a royal ball<br /><br />If you can rap, also dress fresh<br />You might win a date with the sweet princess"<br /><br />Well I, um, ran home when I heard the newsflash<br />I bust through the door, straight to my step-dad<br /><br />I said "Step-dad, may I?"<br />And before I could finish, "Hell no!", he replied<br /><br />My brothers were goin', they were geared down<br />Even Pops was goin' for a piece of the crown<br /><br />They flaunted, they haunted, they knew what I wanted<br />"We can and you can't" is what they taunted<br /><br />They all stood there laughing in my face<br />And as they walked out they said, "Clean up this place!"</p><p>Well I shrugged, I hissed, "They're all tryna diss<br />I'd get them back if I had one wish"<br /><br />Before I could make my thought a phrase<br />There appeared a man from a puff of haze<br /><br />He said, "What's up, Dane? My name is Hurb<br />I'm your fairy godfather, you know it, word!<br /><br />Now I've came here with the main purpose<br />Of granting you your fondest wish"<br /><br />I said, "Hurb, my man, just make me fresh<br />And I'm sure that I can handle all the rest"<br /><br />With a snap of his fingers sparks began to shoot<br />And I was tough and on my body: a slick silk suit<br /><br />On my feet there was argyle socks<br />And a fresh pair of Ballys from the Bally shop<br /><br />I showed him my hat and don't you know<br />With a snap the hat became a Kangol<br /><br />Once again his hands began to flow<br />Then he changed my skateboard into a Volvo<br /><br />He checked me over, passed me the keys<br />And said, "One more thing before you leave...<br /><br />You must return before the stroke of twelve<br />Or you'll turn back into your old self"</p><p>I jumped in the Volvo, went on my way<br />I got to the party 'bout ten, I'd say<br /><br />It was after eleven when I rocked the mic<br />And by the time I left the stage the people were hyped<br /><br />The princess was staring in disbelief<br />Reflected from her eyes were my gold teeth<br /><br />She waved her hands like 'Hello! Hi!'<br />Then gave another gesture like 'Come here, guy'<br /><br />I left the stage, girls came in flocks<br />Fists were swingin' from the hard rocks<br /><br />I heard a sound, not a tick nor tock<br />Gong! First bell before twelve o'clock<br /><br />No time to waste, I broke out in haste<br />The princess followed in a futile chase<br /><br />A quick steady pace is what I kept<br />Lost one of my Ballys on one of those steps<br /><br />For the Volvo I continued my stride<br />About this time I heard gong five<br /><br />I was down the block when I heard gong eight<br />And the princess scream out, "Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!"</p><br /><p>I was almost home when my luck ran out<br />And there went my suit, my Kangol and clothes<br /><br />My fresh Volvo also went too<br />And there was no denyin' that my night was through<br /><br />The one Bally shoe the freshest thing I sported<br />Jumped on my board, for home I skateboarded<br /><br />Made it to my pad, no time at all<br />Went to my room, or better yet the far wall<br /><br />Hid the shoe away still feelin' pleased<br />Then jumped in my cot to catch some Z's<br /><br />Early the next morning when I awoke<br />I threw on me old slippers and me old housecoat<br /><br />Went into the front, my family stared at me<br />Sayin' "Wasn't that you?! Nah, it couldn't be"<br /><br />They kept askin' me as I did my chores<br />My butt was saved by a knock on the door<br /><br />"Who is it?", that's what my brothers barked<br />"The princess", this sweet voice remarked<br /><br />She said she was lookin' for a certain man<br />Who could bring her the shoe like the one in her hand<br /><br />The family ran around with their heads in the air<br />Bringin' on shoes from everywhere<br /><br />She just shook her head, a nod of relief<br />Sayin' "No, that's not the one that I'm lookin' for, chief"<br /><br />I ran in the room and got my shoe<br />And said, "Is this the one you're referring to?"<br /><br />Well she said, "Yes, and you're so cute<br />But where's your Kangol and slick silk suit?"<br /><br />I put on the shoe, there came a flash of light<br />And I was tough in the gear from just last night<br /><br />Looked out the window, saw the Volvo<br />Said to my family, "I've got to go"<br /><br />We drove up the avenue, the princess and I<br />And in back of me I heard my family cry...</p><br /><p><img src="http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/amg/pop-cov/135/c3/86/c38633cp4kc.jpg" /></p><p>The point was to be able to out do the next person in spittin' rhyme...you can rhyme hat and cat and crack...but can you put it together to paint a picture?</p><p>K, post is getting too long ...starting to type like Tenacious LOL; I'll continue some other day.<br /></p>eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-13778064514079559492009-01-27T02:45:00.000-08:002009-01-27T02:45:01.746-08:00Is Sex important or no?<img height="521" src="http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/8471/take20mecv8.jpg" width="236" align="left" /><br /><br />Some people say Sex isn’t as important as the other things in a relationship and I agree…BUT it’s almost like saying personality is more important than looks; it sounds good…it’s the right thing to say but it’s not what actions imply.<br /><br />Most of the time people have sex before they get a true sense of what a person’s personality is like (Hell sometimes before they know a person’s last name…) BUT<br />You have to try ‘em out first before you make any commitments…you don’t want to be stuck with someone that can’t do the...well...' do'<br /><br />Yep<br /><br />You don’t want to wait too long before you get naked, what if you’re sheet compatibility is off?<br /><br />What if they like to pull hair?<br /><br />What if they don’t ?<br /><br />What if they hate to get on top?<br />What if they don’t know what to do once they’re up there?<br /><br />What if they smack ass too hard?<br /><br />Or not at all<br />What if the Oral skills are Torrific (Horrific and Terrible)<br />…but you’re digging everything else…you don’t wanna be stuck with bad stickin do you?<br /><br />If you find someone that gives you everything you need but the ass is trash can you stay with them?<br />Of course you can say ‘well we’ll work on it…together we can improve on that part, the other things you can’t fix’ true, but what if no matter what you do…what you try...somehow the stroke is just ‘off’ …the positions just never get ‘right’?<br /><br />Do you cheat?<br /><br />Do you get out of the relationship?<br /><br />Do you get a bunch of toys and/or a strong hand? lol<br /><br />Eventually would you resent the person that’s NOT doing their thang to your thang? LoL<br />Or is sex not that important?<br /><br />Maybe it’s not…maybe it’s not that big of a deal<br />If it’s NOT important, then should you care if your significant other sexes someone else if that’s all it is (because you suck at it)?<br />Or if it’s not that important, then is it acceptable to never have it? You know it’s going to be trash so why bother? …but wouldn’t you eventually miss it?<br /><br />Does size matter?<br />What if the guy is the greatest boyfriend ever but he’s hung like Poodle Puppy? :(<br /><br />Do men really want a virgin?<br />You don’t want every session to be a lesson…then you gotta worry about them wondering what other men are like, since they’ve only been with you. :/<br /><br />…BUT you don’t want to settle down with a Super Hoe either LOL!<br /><br />Personally I don’t think I could ever be with someone who had a ‘no sex till marriage’ type of mentality…that’s a no go<br />(For me, for others it may work and hey, do you …or rather don’t…no I guess if you’re waiting you have no choice lol)<br /><br />...some people want to abstain becuase of past issues/past relationships...been used...haven't had any good scootage...or just simply don't like it...I say "Bah - phooey"<br /><br />...others have 'rules' they don't have sex until THIS date...or they wait until whenever...or a no sex on the first date policy...BAH...do what you feel, do what feels good...be grown. Waiting till a certain time or a # of dates to do what you already want to does nothing but cheat yourself<br /><br />(uness the man/woman are total assholes or jerks and make that obvious before you get naked...you saved yourself from a 'wtf did I do that for?' moment...but that's life)<br /><br />I dunno…I love sex, it feels great! Only 2 things could be better?<br /><br />Football and Shopping :)<br /><br />For me, it’s more important that I find the person I’m with 'sexy', over how good they are in the act; because if I find them sexy…it wouldn’t take much...sexy skin, legs, arms....mmmmm<br /><br />Damn.<br /><br />You know how people that you would consider “unattractive” that’s still sexy somehow?<br />(Serena, Shawnna, Adele Givens, Toni on Girlfriends *Though I find her outstanding*)<br /><br />ANYWAY back to the topic…<br /><br />Is sex that important?<br /><br />How important?<br />Do you have rules?eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-67944802421806790952009-01-21T05:00:00.000-08:002009-01-21T05:00:07.692-08:00I think I think: Fraggle Rock<img style="width: 321px; height: 330px" height="330" src="http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6398/bet20bopqp4.jpg" width="321" /><br /><br />Ohio State won...still National Championship bound<br />The Bengals beat the Panthers and are back on their winning path (though they won by 3 points and my 5 team parlay had them layin 3.5 ...damn bookies)<br /><br />I went 'home (Read: Ohio) for a couple of days...had to go see my favorite woman (My Momo)<br />And get some Pizza (Cassano's!!)<br />Decent time...still ghetto as ever, just more buildings boarded up and fish or chicken places.<br /><br />Latavia is making a comeback...she had the greatest curves ever....Destiny's Child and beyond<br /><br />JOY! There’s talk about making a Fraggle rock movie!<br /><img src="http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/2/27/Fragglefive.jpg" /><br /><br />Gonna get my Fraggle, Doozer, and Majory Trash Heap on!<br /><br /><img src="http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/b/b8/Trash_heap.jpg/300px-Trash_heap.jpg" /><br /><br />I'm going to play Fantasy Basketball again this season<br /><br />I have Luck number Sleven on DVD, haven't watched it yet...heard it's good.<br />Who wants to come see w/me?!<br /><br />Mountain Dew Code Red is extra tasty.<br /><img style="width: 115px; height: 177px" height="177" src="http://www.colawp.com/seasonal/200110/rare/CodeRed.jpg" width="115" /><br /><br />Why didn't any of y'all tell me there's a new Real World/Road Rules challenge on?<br />Granted my wife isn't on this season (Coral) but I still watch...damn you.<br /><br />...btw Real World Denver: 2 Black guys NO black women...here's another season I will NOT be watching.<br />NOTHING will ever beat Real World Las Vegas<br /><br />Ahhh Irulan<br /><img src="http://www.dailyceleb.com/thumbs/tn.DC.84915.jpg" /><br /><br />ohhhh...Arissa<br /><img style="width: 284px; height: 456px" height="456" src="http://dontlinkthis.net/nsfw/rtv/arissa_real_world_las_vegas/images/06-lrg.jpg" width="284" /><br /><img style="width: 395px; height: 261px" height="261" src="http://dontlinkthis.net/nsfw/rtv/arissa_real_world_las_vegas/images/02-lrg.jpg" width="395" /><br /><br />EITHER could've been 'Mrs. Relaxation' LOL<br /><br />Movies I'm waiting for:<br />Borat<br />Ghost Rider<br />Deja Vu<br />I'm THIS much closer to making that Match.com profile<br /><br />Propel is pretty damn good...I really only like Mango though<br /><br />Where the black sheep?! Here's the black sheep<br /><br />I like Hi-Liters...they're like grown up Crayons<br /><br />See? I got it...it's not that I'm a introvert or shut-in; it's just that with the lack of actual friends in the area,<br /><br />I dunno if I have a full-blown shoe fetish (can guys that's not related to the DL have one) I just know I like to buy shoes...scratch that I just like to shop period.<br /><br />When people say they only want to be friends....usually you're not attractive, seems people don't want to make new unattractive friends.<br /><br />Annoying purchase that must be made: Light bulbs (ugh)...blew one (two) out yesterday<br /><br />I saw cuticle clippers/removers for the first time last week<br /><br />They should make cars that run off of key cards...just swipe and the ignition starts.<br /><br />I saw Jay-Z's video for whatever the name of that song is...I could’ve been more underwhelmed...k, in short; the song is wack<br />Sounds just like Encore...which was wack...and NOW it's a Budweiser commercial...sigh.<br />This may be the first Jay-Z release that I won’t even hear<br /><br />ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm officially NOT watching BET anymore...I'm done.<br /><br />...I think what did it was the afore mentioned video; I tuned in and Wack host boy and the chick played the New Jay-Z every hour on the hour...like it was an event.<br /><br />I bought my mother these Pumas Saturday<br /><img src="http://images.puma.com/usstore/catalog/products/18144602.jpg" /><br /><br />Cinnamon applesauce is that shit son!<br /><br />Reading the Dime lines will get you Horny<br />...just think about what typing em does LOL<br /><br />I gotta clean up when I get home<br /><br />Okay so I say a woman is more attracted to the Face and men more attracted to the shape<br />...I contradict this though because I'm more attracted to the face.<br />...but I'm sayin lol<br />So...if you have an I pod; and you buy CDs...other than the cover art, why would you?<br /><br />My Top 5 Favorite Smells<br /><br />1. New Shoe<br />2. New Car<br />3. Fresh laundered clothes<br />4. Cinnamon<br />5. Peach<br /><br />I did get a new Cologne...not sayin' what though...y'all aint goin' out gettin your men to smell like me<br /><br />I'm 6'0 in Nikes...5'-11"-3/4" out :)<br /><br />You know what the BEST thing about October is?????<br />...Baseball ends!<br /><br />Speaking of sports (again) I think I'ma hit up some Wizards games this year.<br /><br />I don't have any Tattoos and my ears are not pierced<br /><br />I've seen a handful of people on myspace I'd soooo date.<br />...Pet Rescue too...she's a keeper.<br /><br />My Bathroom is the best looking room at my place<br /><br />Ugh nothing is worse than Monday Morning office chatter...stupid people and their stupid weekends.<br />...I smell another workplace blog brewin...dunno.<br /><br />Top 5 Women that all my friends are diggin that does NOTHING for me:<br /><br />1. Gabrielle Union<br />2. Golden Brooks<br />3. Vivica Fox<br />4. Michelle Williams (Destiny's Child)<br />5. Ashantieclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-89983216484778157262009-01-16T05:41:00.000-08:002009-01-16T05:41:01.049-08:00Dime Lines XV: Sheets and Streets<p> <img src="http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mt/S3-01SS_mt.jpg" /></p><br /><p>Her Scent is Vera Wang, mixed with sweet sweat<br />Taste is stimulating<br /><br />Nibble ear, kiss her neck</p><p>We sit chest to chest, her legs latch my waist<br />Thighs on top of mine, intertwined in our embrace</p><p>Her touch is dripped lace<br />Fignertips, grip. The pace<br /><br />we move is indolent,<br />lost in the moment</p><p>Heart? mind? she owns it, I play in her hair<br /><br />Massage her scalp lightly<br />Lavender fills the air</p><p>Still inside her, I feel her muscles contract<br />She laughs, gives me a wink, runs her fingers down my back</p><p>"Kegel exercises" my response I rock slow<br />saturating thrusts through inert tempo</p><p>Nipples erect brush my chest in gyration<br />Delicate fornication<br />intimate conversation</p><p>Explosion was simotaneous<br />Still attached she leans back<br /><br />Spine arched, mouth agape<br />The room is all black</p><p>Except for candlelight; glows we're furrowed in the sheets<br />As our two bodies meet to the sounds of the streets<br /><br /><img src="http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5697/ergez1.jpg" /><br /></p>eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31754146.post-86399251210061483752009-01-13T03:22:00.000-08:002009-01-13T03:22:00.691-08:00Superfakicial<img style="width: 452px; height: 305px" height="305" src="http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5144/body0ov9.jpg" width="452" /><br /><br />Open Minded…Superficial…Fake…<br /><br />Who’s more? Men or women?<br /><br />Everyone has their own preferences. A lot of us would like to have others think that we care more about a persons ‘person’ more so than their appearance, but more times than not it’s untrue.<br /><br />Now I did a whole blog post on how Myspace leads people to be a tad superficial meaning you may only stop on someones page because of their face/picture<br />(THAT’S why I had put my picture is only in the gallery…aint nobody stopping to see my ass lmao)<br />…anyway, bottom line some people, better; most people are on that bullshit<br /><br />Who’s more Superfical? Men or Women? Who’s more Open Minded? Who’s a big Fakey Fakerton?<br /><br />This is what I know:<br /><br />A Young man could go to Burger King, and see the most beautiful woman working there, completely decked out in her polyester finest…maybe some fry grease stains on her pants…she may even have the paper crown on, and he’d try to get her number…try and give her his…SOMETHING. He’s taken by her beauty. (Or ass or some derivative)<br />A young woman could go into Burger King and see a guy that she thinks is sexy as hell working behind the counter…no, he could be in shirt and tie with the manager tag on, if he tried to spit ANY type of game, he’d get shut down like trying to open a GoGo in Brooklyn.<br /><br /><em>…with the quickness!</em><br /><br />Now, is the guy that tried to talk to the woman that worked at Burger King Superficial because he was attracted to her physically and knows nothing about her?<br />or…<br /><br />Would that make the guy open minded because he didn’t care about where the woman worked?<br />What about the woman that shut down the Manager? Is she Closed minded because she wouldn’t give dude a chance because he worked at the King?<br />Is she superficial to think he can’t offer her anything because of his job?<br /><br />How important is personality?<br /><br />What’s the good ratio? From 100% Looks to Personality?<br />In most cases 50-50 is a good balance, but will anyone go for that?<br /><br /><em>Iiiiiiii </em>Think<br /><br />Women would say 50-50 or maybe 60-40 but their actions are 75-25<br />Men would say 80-20 when their boys are around but ask him later he’d probably say 60-40 or 50-50<br /><br />Why?<br /><br />Iiiiiiii say this:<br /><br />Women (not all, but some) would say “I like a gangster ass ni66a, I want a thug…he gotta be blah” so the personality that most would SAY they want doesn’t factor in a lot<br />This thug don’t have a career, his own place, benefits, romantic, etc…he’s a BET baby<br />(And NOT of the Donnie Simpson Angela Stribbling mold either)<br />So as long as he’s sexy he get’s the play<br /><br />What about men? They like the ass, and breasts, and chicks with full lips (hi :) )<br /><br />True.<br /><br />BUT!<br /><br />Never do you hear a man SAY they WANT to be with a chicken head…they’ll TREAT a woman like a chicken head (Dunno why you let ‘em)<br />Never do you hear them say they WANT to be with some loud ass ghetto ass chick<br />You may hear them say they want a ‘Ride or die chick’<br />But what is that really?<br /><br />A chick that’s down for him through whatever?<br />A chick that rolls with him and understands him?<br /><br />…hey maybe even transport his drugs and would bust a gun for him<br />(Even sounded dumb typing it)<br />BUT<br />Aren’t those more or less personality traits over how sexy she is?<br />You hear women say: “Why is he with her? She ugly” “Look at her face” “It’s only cuz she has a big ass” (Hi Buffie)<br /><br /><em>Probably.</em><br /><br />The thing is; men can pick out a part on a woman that he likes true; and it may never be the face, no. But when she treats him right…don’t give him the extra drama, this that and the third he rolls with her.<br />Personality….over looks…maybe not by much, but over looks nonetheless<br /><br />I think.<br /><br />Who’s more of a hypocrite? Men or Women?<br />Men? What are they hypocritical about?<br />They’ll say they like a woman because of her ass or breasts…and will admit to being that kind of ‘man’<br />They’ll say that they only want to smash in some cases…crass but honest.<br />I honestly don’t know what about men are hypocritical I ask the female readers for those answers…cuz I know we men are …and I know you women will let me know.<br />I’d almost say I could be…I say I value personality and this and that, then type ‘hips like Serena, ass like Mya’ LOL<br /><br />BUT<br /><br />Let the records show that I have way more blog posts describing a woman’s personality and actions than their looks.<br /><br />Women? I dunno,<br /><br />I may need a whole ‘nother post of this…I gotta get back to work.<br /><br />..as always up for discussion on the <a title="The Eclectik relaxation community...let's talk" href="http://eclectik-discussion.com/">MESSAGEBOARD</a>eclectikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11917525271907998756noreply@blogger.com4