My Kinda Girl

What I would look for in a woman...in order no less, of course no woman would need to possess ALL of these things, but I needed something to type about and im being honest; sue me! LOL

Mentally/Personality wise

1st Sense of humor

Why first? I dunno; I joke a lot…I like when a woman is humours…sarcastic…likes to play a round…silly, even goofy; it’s a turn on…sexy to me.

2nd Good conversation

It’s always nice to be able to talk to someone lol Idle chatter (while I loathe it at work *especially in and around my workspace*) is great…that’s where the sense of humor comes out…the compatibility. I’ve always been attracted to women that can hold a decent conversation more notably when it’s about next to nothing…just talking about Real World, or what’s the better flavor pop tart…why 90% of people in the DC metro are not from the DC metro…nothing special, just yappin’

There’s no strain to find something to talk about because it comes so natural so sometimes you can be around them and not have to speak…and it’s okay, you’re just good with them in the room….those types of relationships are the best!
3rd Aspirations/Goals/Work ethic

A Woman with focus is a beautiful creature…that’s trying to do something with her self…be it school, trying to get a head at work; upward mobility. Seeing a woman come home from work is sexy…even in school; watching a woman studying was always a turn on.
Nerds are HOT! :)

4th Laid Backedness (it's a word!! lol)

2. Badu

4. Megan Good

5. Lauryn Hill

6. Eva Mendes

3rd Legs
I LOVE legs….I’M A LEG MAN! Defined legs are sexy…thighs…calves? Women you have no clue…Serena Williams’s legs? Love em…Mya’s? Adore them…slim legs like the girl Julisa on 106& Park? YUP! All thicknesses as long as they don’t look like baseball bats and aren’t scared up. I thanked God that 1thing by Amarie was on the Hitch DVD!!!!
Love Legs….thus my infatuation with tract stars, the WNBA, and Ciara:
4th Eyes


They don’t have to be a uncommon color, or a different shape….not always; sometimes a woman can smile at you with her eyes…sometimes it looks like they see right through you (Some see right through your bullshit lol) But I love women with pretty eyes…eye lashes…eye brows; so seductive. I sat across a woman at Chipotle not too long ago her eyes were so mesmerizing twice I missed when I grabbed my taco lol…damn she was gorgeous

Top 5 Favorite Celebrity eyes
1. Kristen Wilson (From Dr. Doolittle and Bulletproof)


2. Badu



3. Leila Arcieri


4. Vivian Green



5. Denise Vasi


5th Arms
Weird right? I don’t know when this started…I think after I saw Angela basset in the ‘What’s love got to do with it’…and again in ‘How Stella…’
OR the first time I saw Oprah’s under arm Waddle LMAO!
When a woman with toned arms is just out and out sexy…Ciara too; damn yep!
I suppose that’s why I adore women in tank tops and anything spaghetti strapped
So that’s it…of course I’m attracted to much more than that…and there are probably more important things…but in all honesty and in order that’s what I like , look for and why.
I know…no Ass or Breasts makes the list seem like bullshit LOL
BUT
If a woman had all of the 5 things listed above I could give a good damn if she’s flat as a board up top and had a Desperate Housewives booty…that’s real.
(For the record though 6th would be behind; 7th would be breasts…behind first so she’d have SOMETHING, I can deal with small breasts

…though I do adore full Cs)

My girl want to party all the time

Why don't you club?

Clubbing (in my opinion) is one of the few things that people do on the regular that yields NO return

You figure:

• Put on some 'club clothes'
• Drive to the club (Gas)
• Pay for parking
• Wait in line (For dumb long)
• Pay to get in (Don't ask if there's someone performing)
• If it's cold out? Pay for coat check
• Purchase some expensive-ass watered-down, thimble size drinks.

THEN you have the fun

Men:

• You stand around and look at tits and ass
• Either try and look hard/thugged out or try and look sexy.
• Buy an expensive bottle of champagne that taste like sweaty rat back and front like you have cash like that

(But when a woman uses you for your cash you get burnt and call her a gold digger...go fig.)

• Go out on the floor and try and grind on some chick
• Or (my personal fav) Grab at a womans arms when they walk by and think that they're going to stop and give you some rhythm.

Women:

• Stand around and look at the ridiculous outfits other women have on

(If you don't ...they're probably doing it to you)

• Laugh at the guys that's trying to look hard or trying to look sexy
• Go out on the floor and get molested by some dude dry humpin your leg like a Horny beagle
• Or the obligatory "Arm Grab" followed by 'can I talk to you for a second?"

puhahahhahah!

Basically what it boils down to is:

• An expensive outing with Loud ass music I would never listen to on purpose
• Sweaty stank-ass people bumping into you

(Dont say anything about it or then it's on)

• People spilling drinks on your 'club clothes'

(Again, keep your mouth shut...might get shot)

• And you just ummm stand around and look around and ummm...yeah
• Then after 'bout 5 hours you go home
• OR you go to IHOP and spend some more money.

...so you figure, end of the night, spent about $100.

Less for women with the: "Ladies get in free before..." and Men trickin' on drinks

But anyway, it amounts to too damn much...too extra for ole Mr. eclectik here.

Me?

Lemme go shoppin, I'll get a shirt or a pair of sneakers

...a DVD, a 8-pack of Smirnoff twisted (Watermelon or Green Apple) and relax have a slice of Pizza or some take out and watch a movie. Same or less amount of money...much more fun.

But do go out...enjoy,

just not for me.