The Opposite of Mikey

Someone asked " Exactly what do you mean by being a picky eater?"

well....

One of my "Reasons I'm single" was that I'm a picky eater. Some women think that this is a terrible thing since it limits where we can go out to eat...or changes the spontaneity of hitting a new place to eat since I may not eat anything on the menu

I dunno...I figure

1. I'm not going out to eat every night so when WE go together it's more than likely there's something at the place we go to that I'll like...and if not I'm not complaining

I know people don't like to have people sit there while they eat...but I'll drink :)

2. So what? It's just dinner...eat what you want...it's more for you LOL

ANYWAY I don't think you my most favoritest people ever truly get the depth to my "Pickiness" goes so here's a quick look:

(Disclaimer: It's bad...real bad...I'm such a little kid)

Let's break this up into 3 phases: Things I've never eaten, Things I won't eat, and things that are just weird/just stupid

Things I've never eaten (Never had...never tasted)

Big Mac

Whopper

Fillet-O-Fish

Grilled Cheese

Lasagna

Potato Salad

Cole Slaw

Potato Salad

Calamari

Cheesesteak

…I’ve had Spam though!

Things I won’t eat

Sandwiches (Not a fan of bread)

Pork (Cept Pepperoni...and starting to not eat that)

Cheeseburgers

Buffalo wings (LOVE Chicken...hate the sauce)

Any food other than American

Meaning I don’t eat, Chinese, Japanese, Gyanese, Greek, Ethiopian, Indian, Mexican

(I do love hard shell tacos though...heard that doesn't count as Mexican lol)

Guess you can add I don't eat Italian I don't eat Lasagna but I LOVE spaghetti

Macaroni and Cheese

Salad and Salad dressing

Stuffing/Dressing

Yogurt

Meatloaf (I use to eat/like it...now I don’t wanna)

Community food (i.e. food a co worker brings in)**

**My office had a Pot Luck meal

(Turkey, Ham, Stuffing, Greens, Pie, Tater Salad, Casseroles, etc.)

...I went to Wendy's

Anything with Mayonnaise, Cream cheese, Coconut,

Sushi

Jello

My Steak has to be 'butterflied'

...and I dont eat Gumbo

Things that are just weird/Just stupid

I don't like cheese...only eat it on Pizza and Tacos

HOWEVER,

When I order a pizza I always get extra cheese ...just stupid.

I'll often not eat something based on presentation and/or smell

I hate Sandwiches, don't eat bread (Never purchased a loaf) but I'll go to TOWN on a Popeye’s Biscuit!

…and ESPECIALLY my Grandmothers!

Some things I would eat until I remember what's in them like:

Egg nog, Cheesecake, French toast

The Only seafood I eat: Fried fish, Crab legs, and fried shrimp

The only condiments I eat are Catsup and BBQ sauce.

I don't like my foods to touch each other; I just as well rather put my food on different plates (I never do that I’m just sayin)

Love Rice

Love Beans

Favorite Veggies are:

Green Beans

Greens

Sweet Potatoes

String Beans

Cucumbers

Tomatoes (FRIED GREEN TOMATOES ARE MY ISH)

Corn

Potatoes

Celery

Lettuce (on a Taco)

Bell Peppers

Makes my Thanksgivings interesting, no?

…no matter, not going home this year.

eclectik effaycue

Are you male or female?

**Believe it or not someone wondered...I'm all man...completely straight man

(So what I like Y&R, Days, Project Runway, Design on a dime, and Trading spaces...F you!)

Where do you get all the pictures/art for your posts?

**I'm not tellin' BUT I will point you in the right direction

http://www.itsablackthang.com/AfricanAmericanArt.htm
http://www.blackartwork.com/
http://www.artisanartsonline.com/1/cat1.htm
http://www.ebonyart.com/index.html
http://www.grandpasart.com/default.php?category_name=Woman

Where do you live/Located?

**I'm in the Washington DC Metro Area...live near the Pentagon

Where are you from Originally?

**Ohio

How do you come up with the stuff you write?

The Dime lines: from just thinking about women...I love women....more daydreaming than anything.

The I remember when joints: I LOVE old school/throwback stuff...the 80's was the greatest...early 90's too

and for whatever reason I remember a ton of ish

The I think I think posts: Just random stuff that pops into my mind that has no category or makes no sense...I’m a nerd and weirdo LOL

Everything else (The BET stuff, The Hating posts, the I cant stand jump offs): I'm just a sarcastic asshole LOL

What College did you graduate from?
**Grambling State University

Are you really Single?
**Yes

What do you do for fun?
**Nothing lol

I'm a boring guy. My idea of fun is: shooting pool, going shopping, playing board games, play chess, cards...going to the movies, watching DVDs and TV

A sports bar or lounge...Atlantic City and watching sports (football) of course.

Have you ever met one of your blog readers before?
**yes

What made you start the blog?

**I dunno...bored. It was an option on myspace to type something, and I saw other people's pages and thought it would be cool to share how my stupid mind works.

I use to type out stuff and/or tell friends about them and we'd laugh but I was never able to keep them, so I figure if I typed them I could save them

(though I cannot type worth a damn)

What websites/blogs do you frequent?
**the ones that are on my blogroll

Mostly the ones that belong to the people that comment on mine....those sites and CBS Sportsline, TVGASM, and Hell, all the sports sites

What's your favorite Movie of all time?
**Krush Groove

How do you have the time to watch all that TV?
**LOL I have 2 Tivos... I don't watch the majority of the shows on my list when they actually come on.

Outside of:

Lost
Survivor
Project Runway
24
Prison Break
Top Model
The L Word
and MAYBE Gossip Girl

Everything else I watch on the weekend mornings before I do something or real late at night before I go to sleep.

..something to entertain me.

(But I'ma have to start watching Flav, and Project runway when they come on because Blogs are ruining the endings for me...jerks)

Do you use IM?
**Yes

Yahoo & MSN: eclectikrelaxation
AIM: erelaxation

Can I add you to my IM?

**Depends, if you're cool or not

What's the deal with the messageboard?

**no deal lol Just a forum where we (meaning I and whoever signs up and I give permission) talk about randomness, TV, Movies, sports, the opposite sex...and Sex..a lot of sex lol Go sign up: http://ecectik-discussion.com/

What's your favorite color?

Orange...burnt orange (Fall colors)

I have Nothing

I have NO

Children
Wife
Diseases
Smoking habits
Unemployment situation
Lack of transportation
Lack of education
Girlfriend(s)
Homosexual tendencies
Drama
Undo stress
Desire to hit the clubs every weekend

…having none of that, I don’t feel so bad though :)