Quick Thoughts

Real quick…

I couldn’t care less about the Star Jones blah blah blah
I always thought she was wack
She was huge and scary, and now she’s smaller and scarier (seriously, I cannot look at the slim down version more than 2 seconds at a time)
And she took payola
She got fired…so what? People get fired…and people should be at work and too busy working to be at home watching or caring.

…and if you Tivo the View, 1 yourself.



What do you drink?

BET will replay those bland ass awards eleventy-seventy times between now and my next blog entry. They should just air the Beyonce and Busta performances on a loop because that’s all that was worth anything.

4th of July is time for BBQ and doing nothing…I’m too old to give a damn about Fireworks.

50 cent went away; haven’t heard too much about/from him in a while…lets hope that keeps.

Lil Kim is getting out of jail on Monday….so?
People please don’t make her seem important because she went to jail.
…she went to jail!
She makes terrible music, ruins her face and body…and she’s a felon.
…let’s ignore her.

Jamie Fox and Fantasia kissed…it was disgusting and hideous but probably didn’t have the effect that they though as no one is talking about it (wait I am…DAMNIT)



I can’t tell the difference:





Kelly Rowland looks sexy to me in photos…performances and interviews? Not so much.

Transformers the movie is coming out soon…I’m going to see it.

Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas has inked a deal to record a solo album with singer Akon’s Konvict Records….I’m not sure if I care or not yet.

A Fleishman-hillard poll says black women admire scholars more than athletes, prefer soul to hip-hop www.fleishman.com.
…I suppose this is non celebrity black women.

If Hip hop isn’t dead…it’s in critical conditional and on life support.

5 MORE reasons I'm single

The Follow up to the previous ‘5 reasons I’m single blog’ blog

(It’s not you, it’s me)

1. I don’t chase women/play the game

I think (Not saying this is fact at all) but I THINK that women like to be chased, think that men like to chase…or something to that effect…maybe it’s they really want to know or feel that a man likes them…that what he says is genuine, I don’t know.
I just don’t enjoy the cat and mouse game…definitely a reason I’m single.
If I’m diggin’ someone and I tell them, that’s what it is…no need for tests or games to ascertain.

Some women have rules…
The “don’t call till this day rule”,
The “don’t go out this many times in a row” rule.
The “no kiss till this date” rule.
The “no sex till this date” rule.
The “I like you but I wont tell you till you tell me” rule

And the games


The “let me start a argument to see if you care or going to call back” game.
The “playing hard to get”game.
…I guess some men respond to that.
Meh.


I just let it go…I say it, try and show it, if you’re not buying it; it’s not for sale anymore. LMAO

2. I sound better on paper

Look at it:


Single, never married

No children

Non Smoker

Live alone

College Degree

Career

Car

Disease Free

401K

Never been arrested lol
Supposedly this is good/rare/desired…especially in the DC Metro
Still single though….maybe it’s because my personality is pretty shitty LMAO

3. I play too much

I’m sarcastic.
I joke a lot.
…always in good fun though…never malicious in intent. I can be serious too (sometimes)

I’m just sayin’ that I place a high value on sense of humor, however there’s a steep learning curve to adapt to my sarcasm/sense of humor BUT when/if a person does, it’s pretty damn entertaining …I think
(ESPECIALLY while People watching)
I dunno, I like to live drama and stress free; can’t be all stressed out when you’re laughin’

4. I’m honest

If I’m into a person ‘m into a person…If I say I’m not seeing anyone, I’m not. I guess women are accustom to liars.
I’m a laid back (remember boring) type person so If you ask what I did last night and I say “I hit the movies or I was shooting pool all night” I was…it sounds uneventful but that’s really what I did.
I don’t say many things just to make another person feel good or tell someone ‘what they want to hear’ if you ask my idea of a good date, or what I think about you…or something else and it sounds good, it’s not for you, that’s just how I feel.
I think women are trained to look for the hidden agenda because of stories or past experiences and I get the skeptical eyes LOL

…I’m just me


#5 I’m weird

I’m the pickiest eater you’ll ever encounter
I make obscure references and jokes
I think a woman with a strong work ethic is sexy
I’d rather shop than party
I work at ridiculous hours
I’m more attracted to a woman’s legs and arms than breasts and ass
…I’m almost too laid back for my own good.

Sometimes people make the mistake of trying to ‘figure me out’…stop it, don’t bother; you’ll never get it. I think I’m one of the few that you can take at face value and not regret it.

I’m VH1 Soul in a BET world
…I know I better not come up with another 5

I Think I Think: Clima Cool

It’s not BBQ is you don’t use charcoalsTwo different ways of spelling Catsup/Ketchup is just stupid

That’s what Ben Rothlesberger gets…bwahahahahaha! (Go Bengals)

I want the new Treo…but I hear it’s not better than the one I have.

What is the acceptable length for fingernails on men?
Mederma ladies….that get’s your skin RIGHT!

Where’s the black sheep? Here’s the black sheep!

Less comments since I moved my blogs….fake friends LOL!

My favorite “Whole” non hip hop CD of all time is:



In grade school “E” was never a grade…why did they go straight to “F”

Snow crab legs are a waste of time and effort.

I miss College

A woman that plays fantasy football is sexy.

I have too many pairs of sneakers that are over $200

Most holidays are wack…I’m not giving up my day off though!

There’s a lot of potential in the messageboard…could become a fun hangout.

http://www.eclectik-discussion.com/

Gatorade “Rain” is still that drink!

It’s the Mizzark chillin’ in the Pizzark, I gotta break cuz my mother said be home by Dizzark! LOL

Thank god for 401 K cuz life will KILL your savings account!

Every time I go to Wendy’s I get the same thing:

1 Single – Catsup (ugh) Ketchup and Pickles only *NO cheese*
1 Biggie Fry W/BBQ sauce
1 order of chicken nuggets (5 pc.)
I need a light jacket…saw one at the Lacoste outlet…might get that.

No one knows what all the buttons on the calculator do.

The funniest cartoon character that never said a word is the little chicken on foghorn Leghorn that wore the glasses. (Egghead Jr.)



I cannot lay in the bed when I wake up in the morning, I have to get up
My favorite color is orange…burnt orange; earth tones.

I hate when what I’m wearing looks good but I just don’t look right in it


I don’t eat Mac and Cheese….never will.


Why hasn’t the “Black people” sterotype changed yet?

When people do impressions or portray us on TV why is it still the 1985’s hood ‘yo yo yo’ dude…or the gum poppin’ black chick?
…and why is “Sassy” only used when they talk about black women?

Blogs are cool, even when no one reads them…it’s still cool to get your thoughts out

People look for reasons to not like their jobs….remember how happy you were when you got it after the interview? Remember what you felt like BEFORE you had a job

…yeah, pipe down.

I have to start eating breakfast.

Putting blogs here is better, esp. since they don’t block this page at work lol!

I want to play Chess…I’d LOVE to meet a woman that likes to play.

I only drink alcohol that tastes good.

If someone can tell me where I could find some Adidas ClimaCool revolutions size 13

I’d really appreciate it.

I think I Think: Boo Berry

Frankenberry, Count Chocula...no one remembers Boo Berry though.



I played Tecmo and Madden more hours than I spent in class per
semester in college.

I can't type worth a damn

When I build my dream house I'm going to have a urinal in the bathroom.

Chili's has the best fried Shrimp ever

Women think that men love the chase, and I hate the chase.

I despise chain letters, so why in the world would I buy into these Chain Bulletins?
...as a matter of fact, the "Ooooh you opened this soo..." and the " If you don't want THIS to happen..."
Bulletins are my brand new #1 Myspace pet peeve until further notice.

If you're 21 or older, you need to grow up

Lupe Fiasco just might be okay

I type a lot of blogs, but really, they don't take that long...I do have a life LOL
...some people use a few minutes to smoke, or go get a coffee, or gossip...I type some sarcastic bull on myspace :)

If anyone that reads these things and thinks "Hey, he's talking about me...nah, he can't be"
...I am.

College Football's 2006-2007 National Champions THE Ohio State University!!!

Almond Snickers are KILLIN The regular ones

The Blog I typed "Welcome" is pretty much me.

People always clap their hands right before they show someone a dance

I don't know what's better...Raisin bran or Frosted Flakes

If I were a major celebrity all my jewelry would be fake
Why pay all that money for the real stuff, I could get jacked...it's for show anyway and since I'd be rich everyone would automatically assume it was real...win-win.

My top 10 Favorite Cartoon characters of all time are:

1. Bugs Bunny
2. Daffy Duck
3. Grumpy Smurf
4. Yosimite Sam
5. Starscream (Transformers)
6. Stewie Griffin
7. Spider-man
8. Master Shake
9. Cobra Commander
10. Hair Bear



Degree Deodorant is what's up.

I think people seek out to annoy me on purpose....they WANT me to hate them

The only guaranteed way to stay on my friends list is to subscribe to my blogs, otherwise you're subject to get deleted due to inactivity lol

I'm right at 511 even, weight 224lbs.

The toughest of my blogs is the "I remember when" because I remember a ton of shit no one else would and you people would think I'm crazier than you already do.

example: The movie: "The Heavenly kid" I loved that movie...but who the hell knows about it but me?



I'm honest to a fault...lying is too involved...take the truth and like it.

Remember combos? The Cheese things that had like a cracker around them

...those little things?
They were awful.

I'm a Jeans and sneaker fanatic.

I don't profile...and I dont discriminate, alls I'm saying is when someone is driving slow or stupid in front of me when I pass them to see who it is, they're either old, or someone in their immediate family was NOT born in the US

When I left Grambling Jahzi was hands down the most beautiful woman there.

I need Unconditional love by Musical Youth and Donna Summer on .mp3 or .wav

People say I'm too nonchalant and I say ...meh, I dont care.

I can never get my 3 button polos as crisp as they were when I bought them.

When you get older Hopscotch isn't hard at all lol

5 Reasons I'm Single

1. I'm boring

Going to the movies, shooting pool, playing board games, cards...
Walking around Georgetown, shopping and stopping for drinks
Those are fun things to me.
I'd rather go to a lounge and listen to some spoken word or get some take out and watch a DVD than hit a club.

(The obligatory trip to N.Y. for shopping or a weekend in A.C. for a little blackjack is always the move too.)

To some though, that's boring and not desirable...I'm a laid back type guy...I watch 24, and Girlfriends what do you want from me? LOL

2. I don't go to church

I don't have anything against religion, I love Jesus!
For those that go to Church, Temple, or Kingdom Hall on the weekly or more? there's not a thing wrong with that, I just don't enjoy going/attending Services.
I believe in God, I pray I just don't go to the building.
I don't have any problem with my woman going, raising our children into going; Hey, I'd even go a time or two but I'd never be a regular
(that time or two may literally be a time or two)
Some women cannot get over that and I respect it, but if I went to church or said that I do just to impress a woman or make her think that Im religious; just to get close to her is dishonest and if there's anything/anyone I'm NOT going to lie about or on it's the most high! J

I'm going in Church and sitting down, God's up there pointin' at me like: Look at "THIS dude" LOL!!

3. I don't dance

That's probably reason 412 why I don't go to the clubs
(But then again I don't even go to or like Strip clubs either)
Anyway,
I don't dance...to some women thats blasphemous.

Meh.

Look, if I'm really with someone I'd take some classes like The Tango or some ish like that, that might be fun; but I'm not about to go sweat it up and shake it down in nobody's club; Her and her girls can go do that as much as they want.

...what if she dances with a guy?
As long as she's coming home to me what do I have to worry about?
If she's doing something she shouldn't be; a couple of things will happen:

Shell cheat
She'll like someone else and break up with me
Word will get out or Ill catch her in a lie of some sort

...all roads end with me not dealing with her anymore, so who cares?
Chalk it up to her not being the right one, but dancing CANNOT be that serious...can it?

4. I'm not attracted to fast-ass females/ Im not an 'Ass man' or 'Breast man'

I'm a sucker for pretty skin and nice legs.....a pretty smile, toned arms...Now I love the curves and if I had to pick between the standard two; I'd probably go backside over big breasts...I dont mind small breasts in the least
(it's all about the nipple peoples...the nipple LOL)

With all that being said, maybe if I went for the hot butt chicks that wear their T&A all hanging out or that's out pelvic poppin' all over the place it would be easier to get someone lol theres a lot of them around these days

But NOPE!

I'd rather go with what I want/prefer...plus personality is whats important
(Yeah it sounded like bullshit as I typed it as well lmao!)

5. I'm too picky

I require what I'd like to think are small things...I honestly don't think I ask for much when people ask "What is your type?"

The MOST IMPORTANT thing is Sense of Humor
...nothing is worse than a woman that cannot take or tell a joke or find humor in some things stupid or otherwise. lol

The ability to hold a decent conversation
...EVEN if we're talking about 'Why Barney Rubble didn't have a neck' or 'If the Beat it Jacket was better than the Thriller Jacket lol just the ability to have fun and talk. Things don't always have to be serious but being able to get along with one another is big.

Some sort of goals/aspirations
Who wants to be with someone thats not trying to do something with themselves?
A Job (pref. career) in College (or graduate) wanting to do somethingbills are hot
Being able to pay them is sexy lol; 401 K, a carrentyour name on a lease somewhere lol

Common interests:
I like a woman that's laid back like me
...I guess the "Boring stuff" from above; Going to a Basketball game, a comedy club or a drive somewhere...stuff like that; Getting drunk and playing Scrabble and arguing whether or not 'Shawty' and 'urea' is acceptable LOL
No fun being with someone you cant vibe withlookin at each others sexy ass can get old real quick (maybe)

I'm not a fan of makeup
...Nothing is wrong with lip gloss/glass, I mean I've seen women who wore makeup and I had no clue, and situations like that I don't have any beef
I'm just saying; the foundations...the powders...extra eye shadow; hot for model shoots...not going to Pentagon City Mall and Ruby Tues. LOL

Dress and shoe game
...of course most women are concerned with their appearance and I don't ask that any woman rock the latest from Neiman Marcus or Bloomies
But a woman with nice shoes is so sexy, and someone that can rock sweats, gym shorts, jeans and a beater...then flip to something soft and spaghetti strapped and wears it well is outstanding.

I Think I Think III

I cannot WAIT till Football season (College and Pro) starts!

Season of the Tiger could be a better show BUT it’s nice to see my school on TV

Mission Impossible 3 wasn’t that bad.

I wonder what people like better “Dime Lines” , “I remember When” or these things in my blog

The Redskins will have the better record but the Cowboys will beat them

CORAL will be back on the Real World/Road Rules challenge and I could not be happier; I love those…err her….and she’s a asshole; love that woman.

Fat meat IS greasy

106&Park, Rap City and the 25,000 other Video shows on BET could all be replaced by VH1 Soul

There are NO available/Single women in Northern VA

A key to happiness is separating needs from wants

My latest Celebrity Top 10 ‘Want’ list; Last ranking’s position in ( )

1, Zoe Saldana (1)
2. Lisa Barber (3)
3. Brooklyn Sadano (6)
4. April Watts (NR)
5. Angell Conwell (NR)
6. Vivian Green (10)
7. Joyful Drake (4)
8. Latoya Luckett (9)
9. Eva Pigford (5)
10. Julissa (From 106&Park) (NR)

My rent is ridiculous

Tamiko T is my favorite Model/ Radio personality…no idea how much I want to date her
(Though I’ve always been in love with Egypt and Steph Lover too )

The evolution of meeting people/Web addiction:
Yahoo Chat
College Club.com
Love@AOL
Blackplanet
Match.com
Myspace

My Treo 650 kicks ass

The only place that has more Gay black men than DC is American Idol auditions LOL!
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

I watch Grease and Pretty woman every time they come on cable.

My Mother wants me to get a girlfriend
(Pref. one that’s from the Midwest)

The Jolly Rancher Fire Stix, used to be the best!

Bailey’s Pub and Grill is the best.

Gabrielle Union does NOTHING for me.

My 5 favorite singers right now are:

1. Erykah Badu
2. Alicia Keys
3. Vivian Green
4. Heather Headley
5. Keyshia Cole

Frosted Strawberry is the BEST pop Tart flavor (Then Frosted Cherry)

I’m the worst impulse shopper ever

Ciara has close to a perfect shape

Meagan Good almost has the perfect everything

Kobe blew it…he sucks…he’s overrated…and Ah ha

“When this Feeling” by SWV is one of my favorite songs ever.

You can’t do that on Television needs to come out on DVD

I’m the pickiest eater anyone has ever seen.

Being single isn’t that bad…till you’re horny.

The DC metro has the worst slang ever.

The last Girlfriends episode is over and it sucked…if it gets canceled I’m going to be burt; mmmm Toni Childs.

A woman that likes to shoot pool and/or play chess is sexy to me.

Mamba candy used to be the greatest…that was a lot of candy for 50 cent.

My top 5 Favorite Emcees right now are:

1. Ghostface
2. MF Doom
3. Mos Def
4. Jean Grae
5. Rhymefest

You can’t put a value on a woman with a sense of humor…and sarcasm.

Myspace is the most addictive website that gives you nothing….the forums and groups suck most of the blogs are ‘meh’ but ya just can’t stay away.

Everyone likes Aqua Teen, Family guy, and South Park (If you’re cool at least) but a lot of people are sleeping on Robot Chicken

The cool people understand how I came up with Eclectik Relaxation without me explaining it.

Song you’d never think I liked: The Best of You by the Foo Fighters.

How in the WORLD did Steve Nash win the NBA MVP (Either time?!?)

The prefect woman, she’s everything my “Dime Lines” say she is/should be…BUT she smokes…can I be with her? Dunno.

Lion-O would CLEARLY beat He-Man up

I have Nothing

I have NO

Children
Wife
Diseases
Smoking habits
Unemployment situation
Lack of transportation
Lack of education
Girlfriend(s)
Homosexual tendencies
Drama
Undo stress
Desire to hit the clubs every weekend

…having none of that, I don’t feel so bad though :)

I Think I Think II

24 Is the greatest show period.

Sprint is alright with me, I don’t know why everyone has so many problems.

There’s no reason for anyone to have hundreds and hundreds of friends on myspace
unless you’re a celebrity or doing some serious networking; it’s useless.

Grown people fighting is ignorant.

Women lounging around the house in sweat shorts and a Tee shirt or tank is sexy.

When someone subscribes to your blog is when they really pay attention.

Nothing beats Sesame body butter from the Body shop

Chicken tastes soo good when you use Lemon pepper

7 + 7 =14

The Lakers stink and I hate’em

Looks attract, personality keeps, actions maintain.

Some people think I’m too sarcastic

Yo Momma is possibly the dumbest show on television…it’s slightly offensive.

In all honesty, no one can really be offended by a television program or song…
turn it off, don’t be stupid.

The dating scene in the DC metro is Torrible (Terrible and Horrible)

Football is better than sex if you understand my theory.

I hate nervous laughter…or when people laugh after everything they say.

If you’re reading this I fux witcha, leave a comment say hi.

If you’re not reading this; you’re lying.

Captain Morgan is my homeboy

I’m the only person that likes Zero candy bars

People that say “Wrestling is fake” fails to realize if you’re watching a show on TV
(Outside of ‘reality shows’) They are all fake….it’s kinda the definition.

Musiq needs to hurry up and make another CD

No one makes better wings than me

There’s no such thing as a “Good man” or “Good woman”

If I don’t know you, trying to get to know you, or talking to you on a semi regular basis
Odds are you wont stay on my friends list.

I don’t know who was more useless in the Superfriends; Robin or Aquaman

Wendy’s has the better BBQ sauce; Chick Fil A has the better nuggets.

Getting take out, watching DVD’s and playing games is a good date,
Unfortunately you can’t just let anyone come to your place.

I’m annoyed easy…I don’t know if they’re pet peeves or I just hate people in general

I love slim/petite women.

For some reason I’m attracted to/most of my girlfriends has had big foreheads.

I like/eat Turkey Bacon and I don’t care if you don’t

The coolest cartoon character name was “Montgomery Good news moose”
from the Get along gang

I’m one of the few lucky people that works in the field they went to college for and
Actually enjoys/likes their job.

I’d trade the entire basketball season for 4 or 5 extra weeks of Football

Ernie could beat Burt in a fist fight

I think I think I

::My First ever post...The First 'I Think I Think'...The more things change, the more they stay the same...

The NBA is terrible these days

Michelle Williams from Destiny’s Child looks like Scrappy Doo

Jaguar Wright and Vivian Green doesn’t get enough notice

Rainbow was the Best Now&Later flavor

Myspace is Blackplanet on Steroids

Cottage Cheese is nasty

Lisa Barber (USA Track and Field) needs me.

I can’t decide who has the better nuggets, Chick Fil A or Wendy’s

Sex is good as hell but overrated

The NFL season is too short and the offseason is too long

My Top 10 Celebrity ‘Can get it’ list as of right now is:

1. Zoe Saldana
2. Kristal Marshall
3. Lisa Barber
4. Joyfull Drake
5. Eva Pigford
6. Brooklyn Sudano
7. Ciara
8. Nikki/Hoopz
9. Latoya Luckett
10.Vivian Green

Jem was truly outrageous.

I’m not nearly as superficial as I used to be.

Steak tacos from Chipotle are ‘wow’

A laid back 7 with a sense of humor, likes sports and shoots poolis hotter than a fast butt 9 that
clubs every week and has no conversational skills

I’m one of the few that has no problems with Sprint.

Fantasia looks like Woody woodpecker

With all the copy cat shows that goes on, where’ the Urban Idol? All R&B and Soul Singers.

The DL guy stuff cannot be true, no way a guy has sex or does whatever with another guy but don’t consider themselves gay…wouldn’t that be the definition?

Small wonder was that show.

If I had to pick between Baseball and Hockey…I might pick Hockey.

This infatuation with the terrible ATL and Texas music is worst than when New Orleans was running things South=Bad Rap

People should shut up about gas prices, who cares how high it is…you gotta drive anyway, pipe down.

Hip hop doesn’t exist anymore…What Talib, Common, and Mos Def does is Rap music, what T.I. , Jeezy, Three 6 Mafia, etc does is ‘Urban pop’Hip Hop: DJing, Emceeing, B Boying, Graffiti is all but gone.

If Carson Palmer comes back 100% my team will be a BEAST!

Not too much is better than Coldstone in the summer.

Watching the girl from Family matters (Jamiee Foxworth) do porn (Crave) just doesn’t seem right…I dont turn it off…I’m just saying.

The Groups on Myspace should be way better than they are.

Harris Teeter is the greatest.

I’m so attracted to Pam Oliver

No one remembers Great Space Coaster but me.

This season the truth about McNabb is going to come out.

All things considered LL Cool J Could be considered the Greatest Rapper of all time.

I don’t think Buffie’s face is unattractive….and yes, I HAVE seen her face

I hate: LOL, LMAO, ROTFL, OMG, etc. but unfortunately you have to use them

Typing slang just seems ignorant.

I’m addicted to the Nikki/Hoopz Reggaeton video clip on Google.

Being single sux, but being with someone out of connivance is way worst.

The only Tom & Jerry Episode funnier than the ‘Zoot Suit’ could be Uncle Pecos

The Skins should start Campbell

Physically in a woman give me a cute face, pretty skin and nice legs/arms over “phat ass” and
big breasts anydayI take petite/slim over thick if I had my choice.

Frankeberry was the best Monster cereal

The Body shop has some good ish.

Nice guys don’t finish first of last, they just maintain until they find some one that appreciates what they do.

Girlfriend’s Tracee Ross has the most underrated Ass in show business

There’s nothing sexier than a woman in a Beater and jeans…Sweats or something spaghetti strapped and a ponytail

More relaxation

You know what I've decided to do?

Then I'ma tell you...I've decided to post on this damn blogger thing...but I'm going to start from the beginning

Repost all the blogs from my real page in order...just cuz

Watch how the blog changed...or stayed the same...if anyone is reading this; maybe you'll get a chance to catch up or comment on something you missed.

...also in preparation for my retirement.

(Least this thing is free should I decide to pulla Favre)