Saturday, December 27, 2008

Dime Lines: Catwalk


She walks like every surface is a catwalk
Curses during sex, Minimal slang... Little raptalk


That's my dame,
Say her name
And the men gawk


That's my dame,
Say her name
And the men Hawk


In her frames she looks sexy, shades or prescription
Reads a lot of Zane and other non-Fiction

Part interior decorator, when we go shoppin
Z Gallerie and West Elm is not shockin'

She likes to go dancin. so she's out with her females
I don't like to go dancing so I wait and get the details

Man I'm so secure, cuz she knows if she cheats
I'm not fightin, no yellin' I cut ties, hit the streets

My baby goes from Prada to Nikes within Seconds
And sometimes keeps the Enzo's on when we're sexin'

She shows affection She'll even order the fight
When I don't ask or forget that it comes on that night

I'm a picky eater but the woman doesn't complain
Cuz she's picky too, we just don't eat the same things

Still don't know her name, couldn't be sure of the State
But I'll stay single cuz she's more than worth the wait

I love women: Soft

I love Women...


That don't wear makeup

That laughs at my jokes

That wears ponytails

That smell good

That plays video games

That makes a good steak

That wears tank tops and things spaghetti strapped

That don't mind that I don't dance

With pretty toes

That watches HGTV and TLC

With Brown eyes
With Green eyes
With hazel eyes


That wear glasses

With 20/20 Vision

That loves Hip Hop

That knows Hip Hop

That likes Chick-Fil-A

That plays Scrabble and Monopoly

That subscribes to my blog

That loves Blockbusert nights

That watches Reality TV

That talks dirty

That knows what Enzo's are

That overlooks that I watch Y&R

That keeps her legs shaved

That gives me space

That wants to be around me

That loves interior decorating

That reminds me of Dime Lines

That loves to go to the mall

With a favorite color

With a favorite team

That's shorter than me

That's taller than me

That's my height

That can mix a good drink

That makes me think

That doesn't make me worry

With soft kisses

I think I think IV


My first necklace was a fat lace shoe string; I was a latch key kid(It was bangin' son!)


The Lion on the Wiz name was 'Fleetwood Coup Deville' that still cracks me up


Me gettin burnt or hurt wont be tolerated, I got rhymes up the...ugh forget it I'm constipated...-LL Cool J on EPMD's Rampage...I just like that line.


Favorite Football team: Cincinnati Bengals


The cereal people REALLY dont remember is Ice Cream Cones...they were LIKE THAT


I used to have the biggest crush on Marion Jones, despite the grill but I'm so in love with Lisa Barber now


The green Gatorade Rain is that drink


I want a Condo or Town house...I don't want a "House-house"... too much work.


I like my blogs, some people hate.


People say I have "expensive taste" ...maybe; but I'm a smart shopper, I don't do 'fads'

How many people got expensive Burberry and Von Dutch 'can't wear outside anymore' clothes?...so gullible.


...what are they going to do with the diamond grills in 2008 when they begin to look dumber then they already do?


The best part of doing these blogs is reading the comments and how people take my thoughts.


When I was young, all snaps/disses/cracks began with "Awww YOU Big" and had a "wearin'" or "Havin" somewhere in the middle.


Example: "Awww YOU BIG Myspace page havin, blog typin', dime line whinin'..."you get the point LOL


I think that Audrina from College hill is pretty damn hot.


There's a ton of sexual positions but only like a good 10 are practical or feasible in normal practice.


I'm a much more effective flirt to women I do NOT want for some reason.


The latest phrase "No Homo" sucks....no homo.


I'm finally starting to think that this Rap music does promote Violence


...after listening to Lil John, Jeezy, TI, 50 cent...I want to kill myself LOL


The only thing better than Shopping is football and sex.


White Chocolate Twix are incredible


My Top 10 favorite Prince songs are:

1. The Beautiful ones

2. Erotic City

3. Adore

4. If I was your girlfriend

5. Free

6. The Ladder

7. Purple rain

8. I wanna be your lover

9. Pop Life

10. International Lover


Damn, where's: Do me baby, Scandalous, Insatiable, Bat Dance!?!?

ugh...let's just go with those 10 for now.


Vivica Fox does NOTHING for me


Bit-o-Honey should be an ice cream flavor.


Though I love me some steak, I could be happily involved with a Vegan(As long as she doesn't screwface MY plate)


They are discontinuing my Sesame Body butter from the Body shop...not happy about it.


hmmm, What if I met a woman that was everything my dime lines says she should be BUT she has a horrible gas problem...could I still be with her? Dunno.


Strawberry Shortcake Versus Rainbow Brite, who'd win?


Dance off: Strawberry Shortcake Freestyle


Rap battle: Rainbow Brite


40 Yard Dash: Strawberry Shortcake


Go Shortcake...it's ya birfday.