ownlee-if

She likes what I write; she's in love with my brain
Thinkin' she has good taste, I'm like 'I feel the same'

Plus her eyes, her size, the woman is incredible
Full lips is sick makes me wish I was edible

Unforgettable conversations about arbitrary situations

Likes, Dislikes, pet peeves and irritations

I'm big on communication, when it's on? Nothing better
I want to get closer but I'm too cool to sweat her

Plus who want's that?

Everyday the same thing,

We talk
Laugh
Joke

We quote the same things

We like the same songs
She wears boy cuts and thongs

My friends call me picky but this one is strong!

Before long, I'm a meet her
...you can quote me

We'll eat up the street outside at chipotle

Talk about community food at work
...who's a jerk

How we'd fix the BET network

She'd read this and smirk

And think, 'yeah we would'

I'ma end it like this...I'd write more if I could :???:

lol

I think I think: Done Wiping

Why does it seem like it took forever for Monday to come, yet the weekend went by so fast?
meh, anyway.

No Bengals report from Sunday.....because....
they're on MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!

BENGALS Versus The COLTS!


Has Playoff implications (And Fantasy Playoff implications)...more on this as it develops lol

Also, new campaign...since we ALL know and agree that Ohio State will win the National Championship vs. Florida...that's in the books

NEW ISH for 07 Ohio State makes the Final Four in march! (Why the hell not? F u!)




Anyway, on to the Randomness...
New stuff from Origins makes my face feel great! I still roll with The Body Shop though

Taye Diggs did it again...Daybreak has been cancelled

The Song "smack that"....why?

I'm not photogentic

I like to talk during the previews...

Does Jewelry, slang, and constipated facial expressions make a man sexy?

Okay, when you pray...do you pray to Jesus or GOD?
...and you know what annoys the yams with marshmallows outta me? When people interchange the two...ugh
(And I don’t even go to church so it must really annoy me lol)

I'm lovin my new phone...it has mad features son!

I'm really thinkin I'll end up checking Dreamgirls on DVD or on HBO
(Unless I check it on a date, but again....)

This is such a GREAT time of year, I LOVE the malls during Christmas...I know I’m the only one.

I have NEVER seen a woman sexier in a movie than Salma Hayek in After the sunset...PERIOD not Halle not Eva Mendes, Not Sanaa Latham, not nobody...


Copped the new AZ (The Format) I swear he's so underrated.

It's not really corn in there; it's just the skin passes through (ewwww)

Speaking of ewwwww Get ready for I love New York!


Why does Peach flavored stuff taste so much better than actual peaches?

Do people still sit around and smoke weed?

People are to inconsistent to be called friends these days

...cause I'm sayin; Jesus died for our Sins right? and he might be coming back so you should pray to him right?
But God made Jesus...and I'm thinkin would be the one sending him back...and he's GOD!! so pray to him right?
...I dunno I still go back and forth thinkin God is a woman...what do I know?

I want some Cheetos

I think for the right to run for President; Obama and Hillary should dress up like Ozone and Special K and have a Dance off


They said that Miami wants Iverson...and would trade anyone except Wade and Shaq, if that happened whoooooooooooo!

Speaking of which, another fight in Basketball over the weekend...meh wasn't anything too spectacular; little 50 cent lookin Nate Robinson LOL

The Amazing Race finale was terrible

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
I swear I OWN the "Friends Zone" that's MY HOUSE! lol

Internet thugs kill me...Hard ass pictures on Myspace and Yahoo! When the toughest thing you can do is delete a muhfuka from your Buddy or friends list...you're hurtin' nothin'
Puahahahah! Real G's don't know Ctrl Alt Delete!

Where's Chuckii Booker?


I have a Coach Leather cover for my Ipod

When I don't have singles or any change for the vending machine, I take it as a sign I don’t need what's in there.

Why being neat is always gay? Anal Retentive; Metro sexual..LOL

People say what other people want to hear...esp to the opposite sex...but the receiver don't see the frontin' they eat that ish up...not me, I'ma say what Ima say...repsect it.

Asian Women have GREAT legs....ass be like CD cases though

does Rick Ross really exist, or is Rueben Studdart doing a Tyresee?


You know who got BANK!? ...Women.
Think about it:

They get in the club for free before 11
Free Drinks Till 12
Guys buy them drinks after 12
Take them to eat
Drive so they won’t waste gas/gas money
They only spend their money on ish they want to...waitin for the Annual Vickies sale LOL
Pretty damn sweet life...I'm not hatin' I'm jealous! ...I'ma get me one! LOL!

And you don't even have to be cute either! You can just have a fat ass, or big nipples...don't matter us simple ass dudes is Trickin' like David Blaine.

Men can't get away with nunnadat

ESPECIALLY an ugly dude...he commin up short...anyways...

...but then later when I do find some change, I was supposed to have what's in the vending machine of course.

Survivor Finale was last night...ugh
This is what I'ma say... dude won (if you didn't know, I wont tell ex. who)
but never mind that, they had a fire making challenge and it took ONE and a HALF HOUR and these muhfukas couldn’t make a spark LOL
people yawnin and falling asleep...duke got pissed and gave them matches Puahahahaha!
What's worse? One couldn't build a flame with those and ran out of matches!!
Sad.

Anyway, this is what I'll say.

Sundra on Survivor is BEAUTIFUL! WOW if she isn't #1 she's definitely #2 on the sexiest women to ever be on Survivor...or hell reality TV that's not a celeb
(First could still be Alicia)...but Sundra...damnit man!



Ghost is BACK!
If you don't have "More Fish" stop being a jerk and go get it...it's the closest you're going to get to Hip Hop music on a major label today
My favorite MC
Is it better than Fishscale? Dunno...close, might be.
I got the Fried fish CD too...bet you can't get THAT at Best buy LOL


Say what you want about me, but I never change/switch it up on you...I'm always the same...people just stop diggin it.

My Computer is f'n up with blogger sites, only in the comments...so I’m not dissin anyone, I'm reading; I just need a new computer.

Dime Lines: Scrappy

Her smile fills the room, a wink my spine tingles
Thinkin to myself ' I cant imagine being single'

Her Imperfections?
Just makes her unique
Flaws in my eyes would take a lifetime to seek

She eats like a woman no frontin' on her plate
If my baby wants a steak, shidd she orders steak

And some cheesecake

Comfortable with each other
Petite, sweet in the streets...freak under the cover

That's my lover

That's my BFF

Still by my side when nobody's left
Still by my side till I breath my last breath
She's all I need like Mary J and Meth

She's Deft

In the kitchen
Nice with the Chess game
Distracting shootin poll, low cut, she lets her breasts hang

And then I scratch...maybe I met my match
We sit and watch Lost debating another Hatch

In the kitchen, Cookies? we bake another batch
Doing things together, hard not to be attached
Matter of fact
She comes over to cook
doesn't want to watch the game, she sits and reads a book
Damn that’s sexy.
Look at her all studious
Gets up for a drink I pinch her on the gluteus

We laugh and debate about who's the moodiest
Nicknames, she's scrappy and you can guess who Scooby is

But there's no mystery why I let myself sweat her
The fukd up thing is Why I've never met her :(

I Think I Think: Nappy Back

WHO DEY!



4 In a Row! Ocho Cinco, TJ, and Rudy all over 100 yards
CP threw 3 Pickles but we still did work, and the Defense is pumpin
The colts are next...they're going to be pissed

You see Vince Young in Overtime!? wow.
Great Draft Texans!

On to the Randomness....
I wish I could not care about shopping and buying clothes
...save money like other people...but they gear is wackness!

I like the "Fratailian" commercial....

Okay...if your hands are dirty, and you turn on the faucet with your dirty hands...wash them, then turn off the faucet with your clean hands...aren't you making them dirty again?

so sexy on a woman: Cut off tank top and boxers

I can’t stand when my nails are long...don’t want to touch anything

Now I'm loving Tropicana twister Raspberry Lemonade
(Still with that damn 'p')

Despite my purchases I am NOT a label whore
...plus I'm broke lol

Do insects poo? How small would Ant shit be? Puahahahaha!

Top 5 things that are annoying to have to buy

1. Tissue
2. Toothpaste
3. Batteries
4. Socks
5. Sheets

Not that I don’t want to buy them...it's just that there's better things to do with my $ these things should come free in life lol
(Not to mention there's a sheet set that I want, when all is said and done will cost close to $700)

Those Muhfukas are going to trade my BOY! I'ma still be a Sixers fan...but damnit man!...f'n f'ers



Some people hate...I ignore them

A Caramel Pecan Cinnabun and egg nog.

Ya'll need to get Monk on the Trish/Trizzy case puhahahahahahah!
...WOW, is all I can say...

I'm saying though, even then was Myrrh and Frankincense quality gifts?
...it's like givin somebody Dryer Lint and White-Out

I could do long distance...they can't

Even though it's CLEARLY the Supersonic rip off I like the Fergalicious song
...though she has the stage presence of Herpes



wait.

By 'like' I mean I've heard it...not that Im listening to it on purpose or will ever again.

We need a cell phone exchange program...when you buy a new phone, what do you do with the old one?
...and why are new phones like $30 when you don’t have a plan, but if you are already with the provider the same phone is like $600?

Why the debate over Beyonce's age?
Who cares THAT much?...my bad, at all?


Are we still doing the Kwanzaa thing? or is that played out yet?

All previous e crushes are dead...I tried...need new ones; taking apps lol

Dad's always gets the short end of the gifts

I can't stop singin' "Stop the Cat box" and "Lock the Cashbox" Bwaahahahahaha!

I'm not a Mary J fan...haven't been since Be Happy/My Life ...once she SANG the word "Crunk" and started making up words (Danceree, Holleration) I was done...and will stay that way.
(Always liked Faith better)

I could never be with a woman that sports a full 'bush'

Is there any glue other than Elmers?


Dishy dishy ice cream, dishy dishy out

Hidden racism
When people describe body parts...they only use color when they describe black people
White woman =Big ass
Black woman=Big or fat 'black' ass
White man = Big penis
Black man= Big 'black' dick

...maybe I'm trippin

Made another impulse buy over the weekend...I'm the worst.

You never want to see the women that work in Lingerie stores in lingerie

Do Black men have back hair? Wouldn't it be nasty if some man had 'Nappy Back'?

Who put the "X" in "X-Mas" are these the same people that took Sexy away?
Can we get Justin to bring Christmas back?

Seriously...Gwen Stefani and this Yodeling and stepping?

1. Why is this on the radio
2. Who wrote that and said 'yeah, do this'
3. Why is this chick 37 bouncin around like a idiot?



...But why is Fergie and Gwen closer to Hip Hop than 75% of the rap music out!? THAT'S poor folks.

new crush:Hayley Marie Norman

Y&R

So....
NOW they're adopting Lil Ritchie? Why? They had custody, what's the point?
...and if the fam is going through all of this, where is Olivia?

I want the Brad family deal done immediately...hate all of them
And bring back the real Victoria

I knew that Light bulb head Abby was going to spill the beans to Vic...NOW this is getting good
lol@ the flower arrangements

Lauren and that baby needs to go, she's useless and uninteresting



Heroes is that show!

The only reason to go to office Christmas parties is to see who your co workers are doin lol

I dare anyone to smell popcorn and not want some immediate after.

After looking at the Video again...The dark skin member or Zhane was the more attractive one.


Might just be me (Prolly is) but I'm not antsy to see the Pursuit of happiness with will Smith
...guess it could be a date movie...but who am I going to go on a date with?

I think I think: Slowfukin

Welcome black!
Last "I Think I think" of 2007 ...not that it means anything, I just wanted to type that...effewe!

GREAT!

Bengals could've clinched a playoff spot...loss by a point on some missed Field Goal opportunity...Merry Christmas indeed.


Anywhoo...Randomness...
(Oh btw I got NOTHING for Christmas...not bitter, just saying)

...randomness...

Gay doesn't mean homosexual anymore...it's a slang term...a negative one...but one nonetheless
I think some men are born gay
A woman finds comfort in another woman and sometimes they end up together

Regular M&Ms and Hershey Bars are horrible...who eats those?

White people LOVE women in school girl outfits

People don't seem to hate on me...more so annoy me till I want to thump them on thei'r upper lip REAL hard

106 & Park all...ready...had...their...New Years...EVE...party?


You know what sucks?
A woman you're diggin and Extra attracted to saying..."I'm attracted to your personality"
If THAT doesn't mean you're ugly ...nothing does LOL!

Remember how the 30th Birthday is supposed to be THE ONE! It's not anymore...

Why is "making Love" just fuckin' but slower? Puahahahahah!

It's about damn TIME: Musiq has a new song (Buddy) HERE

You know they have Caramel Kit Kats right?

FINE! Yes I watch The OC...and I heart the Taylor chick ...so? F U!


I typed that when people meet each other the woman is thinking "Hope he's not a serial Killer" and the Men is thinking "I hope she's diggin me"
Typically, the man is not a serial Killer and the woman is Not diggin the dude lol

The Holiday...you know what people do at the Holidays? Brag about how much they ate
Why are you so proud that you stuffed your fat face till you couldn't move? I mean its cool that people cooked and all...just sayin'

You know the part of your hand in between the index finger and thumb? ... what's that called?

Remember when Tyra Banks yelled at Tiffany? Bwahahahaha

I Next to NEVER invite women over to my place...when I do it means something.
...problem is women don't know that, therefore they don't appreciate the gesture.

Had Vitamin water today "Defense" (Apple and RasPberry) <--I can't get away from that damn "p"

I'll only say/express I'm interested so many times w/o feedback before I say f-it and not fuk witcha on or offline

Stairs to get somewhere? People like UGH!...then get on the Stairmaster for an hour

To this day I SOOO want to Make Sexy time with Rosie Perez


Know what I did over the weekend? Went to the mall, went to the grocery store...talked on the phone, the net, and watched movies.

You know what I do? ...everything I say I'll do.

They don't make Nursery rhymes anymore...not a bad thing since all the old ones were either scary or just sucked.

You know how people get all kidnapped or some kinda something when meeting people on the internet? Is it ever black people?

So if a person takes 3-5 rain checks in a row, it's pretty much a lock that their not interested no?

Man... Ciara is outstanding

In the past week or so I've been called:

Gay
Wishy-Washy
Disrespectful to women
Too picky
Intelligent
Easy to get along with
Sexy

...Fact is, I'm none of the above lol
And what does it mean when people say negative things about you when you never said a bad thing about them ever?
Does it make it truer? (it's a word according to spellcheck) ...Or does it make them assholes?
...dunno. lol

Who are 'rappers' trying to impress?

I don’t hate her THAT much, I have a Beyonce Ringtone

Watched Devil wears Prada yesterday...decent movie indeed.
Anne Hathaway has incredible eyes


Alls I know is over the weekend I saw Flick get his ass beat by Ralphie like 10 times Puahahahaha!

What guy blogs? Shouldn't I NOT be typing this mess? And like...be F'n mad bitches Son!?

We need a black Soap Opera...if done right (unlike Generations) it could pop off...maybe it would be night time soap, but come on every day
Lemme cast it:

Leila Arcieri
Regina King
Kerry Washington
Malinda Williams
Omar Epps
Hill Harper or Larenz Tate
(Gotta be people that's not really working)

I'm the World Heavyweight Champion of the Friends Zone...Whooooooooooo!


What kinda of guy is intimidated by a woman that makes more than them? shiddddd.

Where the hell were the fine teachers that banged students when I was at school?

Guess I'm Shallow

Y&R

When there's a Storm NOTHING happens
Kevin’s Girl is annoying...is she a serial Killer?
Gloria and Lauren’s Mom need to fall down a elevator shaft
...and if Sheila doesn't show up, Lauren can go too
The Chick F'd the Professor...all raw...no shower afterwards LOL
...and good Break up with JT, he's wack
Speaking of Wack the WHOLE Winters family...damnit man...non actin muhflux
Sooooo...we went through the entire Phyllis health scare and the baby upside down etc. etc. and Jack just popped it out in the elevator.
Quick thinkin stupid, now Brad and everyone else has to lie about a brother...get the old Vicky back
...and get back to the Fakin Jack out ish
Never mentioned but didn't dude just make a whole ass night club REAL fast?
K, I'm done alienating 88% of my readers now....

I hate that whole "I think I just through up in my mouth a little bit" line...annoying, no you didn't.

New Crush:
Janelle Monae


There's like 3 of my Myspace friends I'd sooooooooooooooo date seriously.

You know what scares me? A lot of hangy moles

I LOVE that note Faith his when she says 'Let the music take control"

Usher hasn't made any music in a minute; and I couldn't be any happier

How's that John Legend CD doing? HA! He sux

Thick women are in style these days...lotta ass...lotta breasts, etc.
Skinny women...petite women....sizes 8 and below IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII still got love for you! shiddddd
Come here

Cheating makes NO sense...just break up with the person...how long does a man orgasm last? a few minutes?..a few minutes to ruin whatever you got?
...'ever

you know who had some Hits?

Hall and Oates


Another phrase/Word that annoys me "The Itis" ...can that no make it to The Double 0-7?

eclectik sports

So If I do a sports post...you know it's going to be full of ....randomness

Leave T.O. Alone
He Spat on dude...and admitted it
He drops balls...he makes statements that other people don't like...so? Leave him alone!

I say that because FOX, CBS, ESPN, all starts their shows with the "T.O. is up to his usual or I'm sick of this guy, blah blah blah
THEN STOP opening the show/telecasts talking about him! It won’t go away because you won’t let it go away...ignore dude if it's that serious.

Ladaninan Tomlinson IS NOT the MVP and is NOT the best (or even top 5) Running backs in the game

I wish people would stop the madness; duke is good...he does his thing on the field and is Probably the best running back in the game THIS season
But c'mon Larry Johnson was the man a year ago...Priest Holmes was the man before that...Hell Jamal Lewis was the man
The Running back thing? You never know...let the guy break some more records...win a rushing title or 3 before he gets in the conversation
...some consistency

Seriously, is he better than Jim Brown, Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, Hell..Thruman Thomas? (notice I left out Twinkle-toes ass...ole Dancing with the Stars champion...I'm a hater lol)

Maybe in time dude will be that, but there’s no reason to be talking that madness now

People should not compare eras anyway...you gotta look at it totally differently

There were different Defenses back then and now...they call/don’t call different things
There were more/less games to be played
The players/level of comp is different
The team around a player
...you know the old argument "If Barry had 'Twinkle-toes" O-Line..." (I still think it's valid too)
You gotta look at how much better a person in his era was over another in theirs...that could be a comparison...otherwise you have to say that in their era they were the best ever....stop it.

I say the MVP is Drew Bres (over Tomlinson) Why?

New/Different Team
Different Conference
It was THE SAINTS!!! look at them 10 Years before Katrina, look at them after Katrina, and look at them now.....Brees
Shoulder Surgery
The Team around him...2-3 Rookies at skill positions
That Defense is pissy

I dunno..maybe I'm wrong....we know LT will win it (AND CAN WE STOP calling him LT...there's only ONE) will win the MVP, he just shouldn't

The Real Most valuable player doesn't win the award all the time (If that were the case, when would Jordan NOT win it?)

...which brings me to...

So I'm a Sixers fan, been one since I was little...granted I was a Bigger Lakers fan...till Nick Van Excel left.
Anywhoo

I'm also an Iverson fan, hate that dude had to demand a trade, but I don't blame him...my Team be on that Bull! They:

Bring in bums past they're glory or with question marks to be his "#2" (Mashburn, Stackhouse, Webber, etc.)
Despite playing every minute, every game, all year; they want to trade him every off season
He plays every game, every minute while injured, but want to hit the media like "Yeah he's not practicing" ...fuk eeew
And a bunchaothermoreshit

So, I hope he puts in work in Denver...maybe toughen them up...esp since it looks like their players like to Steal on guys and run away LOL

What's gonna be MORE bull is all the Denver Jerseys that's about to show up, on some "I've always liked Denver...they've been my boys since Alex English!" Bandwagon dick-riders

That fight is another reason why the media annoys me...do people realize that if they do not talk about ish and replay it 55 times a day and say how bad it is, we won't view it that way?
Report on it and let it go

Wasn't even a good fight...Larry Bird, Ewing, Jordan, The Pistons...THEY had good fights lol

Boxing sux...I don’t think they can fix it
Everybody's hero’s lost...there are too many belts
and The heavyweight Division BLOWS!!!!

I refuse to watch Baseball...but I do support the Reds! Go Big Red Machine!

okay, back to football...

If My Bengals don't make the Super bowl I want to see either:

Chargers vs. Saints
Colts Vs. Saints
or
Chargers Vs. Bears
Top 3 QBs playing right now:

1. Drew Bres
2. Payton Manning
3. Carson Palmer

Top 3 WRs Right now:

1. Chad Johnson
2. Reggie Wayne
3. Torry Holt

Top 3 RBs right now

1. Ladainian Tomlinson
2. Larry Johnson
3. Stephen Jackson

Why do I think Michelle Wie is hot? err...I mean when she gets older I think she might be hot.

Tiger will make me watch Golf anytime...I've also won my Fantasy Golf league two years in a row, and last year I didn’t draft Tiger.

I either Need Serena BACK on the court or some new brown and round to take her place before I watch again....Tennis, back in the day it was all about me and Gabriella Sabatini mmmmm
And the male side was MAD competitive...now? Meh. I used to LIVE for the grand slams on TV

No hockey for me...never could get it; Love playing Blades of Steel on 'Tindo though (and I'm also in a Fantasy Hockey League)
...I'm such a nerd.

Back to Basketball...

The game still sucks, if you've read my blog NBA: Not Basketball anymore you already know.

I didn't realize Kobe changed his Jersey number to 24 until 2 weeks ago

You know what my favorite sport to watch is (outside of the majors)??

Billiards! Esp Women...LOVE it...I can watch it all day
K, I'm done...I typed enough...done alienating 99% of my blog audience LMAO!

eclectik 10: Favorite Cartoon Characters

Just for fun, and in my ever growing list of 'Top 10's': My top 10 Favorite Cartoon characters of all time

1. Daffy Duck



Daffy may be a lunatic vigilante in one short but a greedy glory hound in the next
If I had to pick any cartoon character that I'm most like it would be Daffy...he's a loon and always has a plan
More importantly sarcastic as hell

2. Bugs Bunny



THIS is my guy, most look at the cartoon and think Bugs is funny, but if you really look close you'll find he's a complete and utter jerk LOL
Just fux with people for sport, granted ...dude be the hunted a lot of the time but he always gets the best of em.

3. Yosemite Sam



Violent and belligerent
Sam is significantly tougher and more aggressive than Elmer Fudd when challenging Bugs. He is also quicker to learn from his mistakes, and never falls for the same ploy twice. However it is Sam's own cockiness that always gets the best of him; Bugs learns to deal with Sam upon learning that he is incapable of turning down a challenge. Every time Bugs dares Sam to "step across that line," Sam can't help but do so, even if he steps off into empty space or down a mine shaft.
Another angry dude...He's fukn funny as I dont know what though...he has more names for Bugs, hands down the most quotable:

"...ya dang old fin flappin' flounder..."
"...ya shovel nose mackrel..."
"...ya no good bush wackin' baracuda..."

"SHADDAP AND START SIMMERIN'!!"

"I'm Riff Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!"

4. Grouchy Smurf



There is NO possible way I can ever dislike a character that Hates everything...sheer brilliance! Hilarious!
And close to my personality LOL He be on the: do you want to go to the fair? "I HATE going to the Fair" Oh okay, then you don't have to go to the Fair "I HATE not going to the fair" Puahahaha
5. Starscream (Transformers)


Ambitious and treacherous
He is more intelligent than the average Decepticon, ruthless and cruel in his actions, but also somewhat of a coward.

Starscream was the decipticon (Bad guy) second in command to Megatron; he always tried to take over and undermine the leader...and again was an asshole

6. Cobra Commander



He was less of an evil genius and more of a psychotic egomaniac

Frequently led assaults himself, but was a coward at heart and proved the first to turn tail in retreat whenever the tide of battle shifted unfavorably. Impatient and frequently hysterical, he was prone to fits of rage when things went badly, often launching into extended rants. He was also greedy and egotistical, often mistreating his own troops to the point of mutiny, and on multiple occasions saw his plans foiled by his own arrogance.

7. Spider-man



The every man super hero...he was a teenager...always had something smart to say to the bad guys...and had the best collection of bad guys so the shows were always fresh.

8. Wile E Coyote (super genius)



That's another one...dude with the Acme Black card...can get anything he wants (cept food LOL) in the Road runner joints he next to never says anything but is funny as hell
AND when he's f'n with Bugs...dude kills me with the "super genius"

Funniest ish is the beginning of the Road Runner jump offs when they stop motion for the intros and have the descriptions...most didn't really pay attention but some of them were like:

Carnivorous Vulgaris
Eatibus Anythingus
Eatibus Almost Anythingus
Eternalii Famishiis
Hard-Headipus Ravenus
Evereadii Eatibus
Overconfidentii Vulgaris
Desertus-operativus Imbecilus
Then maybe ONLY funny to me one episode when the two kids were watching the show and asked why he chased the road runner, he stopped and had a chart describing the parts of the road runner and what it tasted like:
(Head)

Banana
Asparagus
Papaya
Liquorice
Vanilla
Sponge cake
Celery

(Tail and neck)

Candied yam
Caramel
Salami
Tamale

(Body)

Chop suey
Noodle
Pork chop

(Legs)

Cheddar cheese (Wile E. clarifies it as being "Wisconsin cheddar")
Double martini (very dry)
Bratwurst
Yorkshire pudding
Pistachio

THAT KILLED ME!!

10. Tom (The Cat)



More so when he was in the Zoot suit! and the one when he was singin "Is you is"
THAT's my ISH SON!

Dude be mackin on the female cats like a G

He and Jerry can keep me in tears
EXCEPT for that one season where they were animated all weird and in space etc.
10. Ren Hoek


Funny dog...calls Stimpy an "eeediot" and slaps him around, quite literally. Ren is vain, spiteful, hyperactive, abusive, and gets irritated (especially by Stimpy) very easily. Ren will often go completely insane during the course of an episode. His lifelong ambition is to have huge pectoral muscles LOL!!



Decent list? Who do you guys like?