Dime Lines IV

Prince Insatiable, Sheets is linen, lights is dimmin
Is why I love women, candles Vanilla Cinnamon

Sip Long Island ice tea twist of lemon and
We play chess; listen to the man sing about sinnin

And the wind blows through, warm summer night
Channels can't get the number right

Cuz we got a bet, woman who won the fight?
She owe me 20 kisses, 12 licks, a batch of chocolate chip cookies
Plus her nookie, I swear she's my favorite bookie

It took me 15 minutes to get my word in scrabble
I'm a homebody, but damn she makes me wanna travel

I don't talk alot, but damn she makes me love to babble
My fruit salad, nice melons, good peach, her bottom's apple

I love her shadow, silhouette, I love her frame
Shes the type that knows shes bad as hell without being Vain

4 year degree summa cum lade She legit wit brain
Thick lips and that tongue? Shit she legit wit brain

She'll sit with me watch the game and be like "Kobe's Lame"
And debate Nas or Jay, this aint no Trophy dame

How she feels about me? Shidd I hope that she feels the same
What's more fuked up? I don't even know this woman's name.

Willingly @da Left

And now....the requested "unpopular" Post:





I think Beyonce is overrated. *GASP*

Acting...

Carmen ....yea.
Austin Powers ...riiiight
Pink Panther...seriously?

I'm SURE she's going to rock it in Dreamgirls (smirk)

**Though I hear Jennifer Hudson is KILLIN IT I SO want her to get an Academy Award Nod...See what Simon says then LOL

Singing...

Does she have a better voice than:

Alicia Keys
Leela James
Vivian Green
Jill Scott
...hey maybe I'm wrong...good voice though, but the ad libs get REAL extra

Not even saying she HAS to have a great voice to be successful (Hi Ciara and Cassie :) )...Im just sayin' lets not make her more than what she is.
Music...

Deja Vu sounds like Herat Break hotel and Wanna be startin somethin'
OR
Dangerously in love part II
The ring the alarm song and video is horrible.
She's good for a "womans anthem" (For those that need one) ...and a pop yo ass or 'fuk em girl' track...but damnit man
She's really the female Jay-Z no matter what she makes people will buy and swear it's good.
Now, Dont paint me all negative...and hating just because it's her
I LOVED:
Yes
Signs
Gift from a Virgo
and Speechless on the first CD though! They are ALL on my Ipod (and I dont just let ANYTHING hit my Ipod)

Conversely, I've liked NO Destiny Child songs since the original lineup...anyhoo

Looks...

Myth buster: Beyonce does NOT have a nice ass.
She has wide hips and big thighs...albeit those are the ingredients for a great ass, you still need actual ass.
It's okay but seriously; Let Serena do that 'uh oh' dance and you'll see the difference.

And she rocks the 'A' cups...I don’t have ANY probs with A cups; I'm just saying lets stop getting beside ourselves about her shape...it's not really bangin'
Lemme see, if you're going to go singers with small breasts and nice ass...I'll take Ciara or A Keys; better shape.
There are no "bangin'" Singers...they are all Video Hoe-fessionals or wanna be rappers...but I guess she's as close as you're going to get

I dunno...it appears that a lot of people want me to believe that she's the hottest ish since poo in the snow.
She's on everyone’s magazine cover, Blog and at everyone's event...means nothing to me; she's pretty and all but give me

Badu
James
Keys
and Green

...guess I'm a hater....I'll be over here to the left :)





**Note: Not to say I wouldn't smash though, I aint blind or stupid (and still a man) Puahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

sorry, back to the left -->

The Opposite of Mikey

Someone asked " Exactly what do you mean by being a picky eater?"

well....

One of my "Reasons I'm single" was that I'm a picky eater. Some women think that this is a terrible thing since it limits where we can go out to eat...or changes the spontaneity of hitting a new place to eat since I may not eat anything on the menu

I dunno...I figure

1. I'm not going out to eat every night so when WE go together it's more than likely there's something at the place we go to that I'll like...and if not I'm not complaining

I know people don't like to have people sit there while they eat...but I'll drink :)

2. So what? It's just dinner...eat what you want...it's more for you LOL

ANYWAY I don't think you my most favoritest people ever truly get the depth to my "Pickiness" goes so here's a quick look:

(Disclaimer: It's bad...real bad...I'm such a little kid)

Let's break this up into 3 phases: Things I've never eaten, Things I won't eat, and things that are just weird/just stupid

Things I've never eaten (Never had...never tasted)

Big Mac

Whopper

Fillet-O-Fish

Grilled Cheese

Lasagna

Potato Salad

Cole Slaw

Potato Salad

Calamari

Cheesesteak

…I’ve had Spam though!

Things I won’t eat

Sandwiches (Not a fan of bread)

Pork (Cept Pepperoni...and starting to not eat that)

Cheeseburgers

Buffalo wings (LOVE Chicken...hate the sauce)

Any food other than American

Meaning I don’t eat, Chinese, Japanese, Gyanese, Greek, Ethiopian, Indian, Mexican

(I do love hard shell tacos though...heard that doesn't count as Mexican lol)

Guess you can add I don't eat Italian I don't eat Lasagna but I LOVE spaghetti

Macaroni and Cheese

Salad and Salad dressing

Stuffing/Dressing

Yogurt

Meatloaf (I use to eat/like it...now I don’t wanna)

Community food (i.e. food a co worker brings in)**

**My office had a Pot Luck meal

(Turkey, Ham, Stuffing, Greens, Pie, Tater Salad, Casseroles, etc.)

...I went to Wendy's

Anything with Mayonnaise, Cream cheese, Coconut,

Sushi

Jello

My Steak has to be 'butterflied'

...and I dont eat Gumbo

Things that are just weird/Just stupid

I don't like cheese...only eat it on Pizza and Tacos

HOWEVER,

When I order a pizza I always get extra cheese ...just stupid.

I'll often not eat something based on presentation and/or smell

I hate Sandwiches, don't eat bread (Never purchased a loaf) but I'll go to TOWN on a Popeye’s Biscuit!

…and ESPECIALLY my Grandmothers!

Some things I would eat until I remember what's in them like:

Egg nog, Cheesecake, French toast

The Only seafood I eat: Fried fish, Crab legs, and fried shrimp

The only condiments I eat are Catsup and BBQ sauce.

I don't like my foods to touch each other; I just as well rather put my food on different plates (I never do that I’m just sayin)

Love Rice

Love Beans

Favorite Veggies are:

Green Beans

Greens

Sweet Potatoes

String Beans

Cucumbers

Tomatoes (FRIED GREEN TOMATOES ARE MY ISH)

Corn

Potatoes

Celery

Lettuce (on a Taco)

Bell Peppers

Makes my Thanksgivings interesting, no?

…no matter, not going home this year.

My Kinda Girl

What I would look for in a woman...in order no less, of course no woman would need to possess ALL of these things, but I needed something to type about and im being honest; sue me! LOL

Mentally/Personality wise

1st Sense of humor

Why first? I dunno; I joke a lot…I like when a woman is humours…sarcastic…likes to play a round…silly, even goofy; it’s a turn on…sexy to me.

2nd Good conversation

It’s always nice to be able to talk to someone lol Idle chatter (while I loathe it at work *especially in and around my workspace*) is great…that’s where the sense of humor comes out…the compatibility. I’ve always been attracted to women that can hold a decent conversation more notably when it’s about next to nothing…just talking about Real World, or what’s the better flavor pop tart…why 90% of people in the DC metro are not from the DC metro…nothing special, just yappin’

There’s no strain to find something to talk about because it comes so natural so sometimes you can be around them and not have to speak…and it’s okay, you’re just good with them in the room….those types of relationships are the best!
3rd Aspirations/Goals/Work ethic

A Woman with focus is a beautiful creature…that’s trying to do something with her self…be it school, trying to get a head at work; upward mobility. Seeing a woman come home from work is sexy…even in school; watching a woman studying was always a turn on.
Nerds are HOT! :)

4th Laid Backedness (it's a word!! lol)

2. Badu

4. Megan Good

5. Lauryn Hill

6. Eva Mendes

3rd Legs
I LOVE legs….I’M A LEG MAN! Defined legs are sexy…thighs…calves? Women you have no clue…Serena Williams’s legs? Love em…Mya’s? Adore them…slim legs like the girl Julisa on 106& Park? YUP! All thicknesses as long as they don’t look like baseball bats and aren’t scared up. I thanked God that 1thing by Amarie was on the Hitch DVD!!!!
Love Legs….thus my infatuation with tract stars, the WNBA, and Ciara:
4th Eyes


They don’t have to be a uncommon color, or a different shape….not always; sometimes a woman can smile at you with her eyes…sometimes it looks like they see right through you (Some see right through your bullshit lol) But I love women with pretty eyes…eye lashes…eye brows; so seductive. I sat across a woman at Chipotle not too long ago her eyes were so mesmerizing twice I missed when I grabbed my taco lol…damn she was gorgeous

Top 5 Favorite Celebrity eyes
1. Kristen Wilson (From Dr. Doolittle and Bulletproof)


2. Badu



3. Leila Arcieri


4. Vivian Green



5. Denise Vasi


5th Arms
Weird right? I don’t know when this started…I think after I saw Angela basset in the ‘What’s love got to do with it’…and again in ‘How Stella…’
OR the first time I saw Oprah’s under arm Waddle LMAO!
When a woman with toned arms is just out and out sexy…Ciara too; damn yep!
I suppose that’s why I adore women in tank tops and anything spaghetti strapped
So that’s it…of course I’m attracted to much more than that…and there are probably more important things…but in all honesty and in order that’s what I like , look for and why.
I know…no Ass or Breasts makes the list seem like bullshit LOL
BUT
If a woman had all of the 5 things listed above I could give a good damn if she’s flat as a board up top and had a Desperate Housewives booty…that’s real.
(For the record though 6th would be behind; 7th would be breasts…behind first so she’d have SOMETHING, I can deal with small breasts

…though I do adore full Cs)

I remember when: Mayor McCheese

I remember when

We watched USA Network Cartoon express

Middle school snapped Bras cuz girls were gettin' breasts

Rocked a Stopwatch, Flav clock and a Mets cap

British Knights High Tops Gold Ring Cadillac

Touched the side gettin the Funny bone on Operation

The little red boxes of the Sun maid raisins

Jabberjaw

Jonny Quest

Monchhichis

Zebra guns , Cap Guns, Air Rifles, B B's

The Park Ranger, Boo Boo, and Yogi the Bear

Grade school and the ill plastic three hole chairs

Plus the chairs at school when the desk came attached

Was a only child Shoestring on da neck Key-Latch

7-11 Slurpees came in Superhero cups

Cheatin in the lunch lines with the Back cuts

Moonwalker, Mike Jackson Captain EO

Used to eat Zeros watched Greatest American Hero

Had, Atari, Coleco,

Had Neo Geo

Had Darth Vader, Han Solo, C3PO

Hold your hands out, who touches first wins the race

Playin Freeze tag, Big tree Home base

Damn we use to play

Be outside all day

Radio on the shoulder dual Cassette Cool J

When a rapper said 'shit' it was the topic of the block

Had the short track shorts and the tri-color socks

Had to say 'cherry on top' to improve on Please

Mcdonalds had the Fry Guys and Mayor McCheese

Plus,

Gimmace

Hamburgerler and

Birdie

Lakers had Kareem, Scott, Green, Magic, Worthy

Never got Little house or Leave it to Beaver

I was rollin wit Growing Pains, Boner and Mike Seaver

Had Kool-Aid,

never the Glass Pitcher

Didn't Measure sugar just poured it, to make the ish quicker

Max headroom came with the ill stutter

Raj couldn't breathe getting hugs from his mother

She was the Witch in the Wiz,

best song?

"You can't win"

Lion's name was Fleetwood, Nipsey Russell made of Tin

Diana Ross was like 50 we didn't care

And didn't even know Steph Mills was 'sposed to be there

Had the Wacky Wall Walkers never walked, didn't Stick

You know what was the ish? Mannnnn Strawberry Quik

Went in your parent's closet, stumbled on their Porn

School Can Goods Dance, took the Spinach or Corn

Best thing in the world?

Toys R us in December

Could stay in there for days...man!

I remember.

I think I think: Smiley faces

Damn.

How many times do I have to start these with "The Bengals lost"?
(Answer 5 weeks in a muhfukn row)
They scored like crazy! Up 21 points!? Lost still
Ocho Cinco over 200 yards and 2 Touches...and The God Palmer over 400!?
Lost.

...Moving along

The NEW focus is THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY next week is THE GAME



#1 OHIO STATE vs. #2 MICHIGAN

THE MUHFUKN Game!

I made the prediction Months before the season....let's get me closer to being right.


I'm surprised that people feel me on the Hip Hop and the NBA posts...pretty damn impressive

I have a e crush lol

You know what is sexy? A woman in a "A" Shirt (Wife beater) and no bra...no matter the size of the mommy parts...still DAMN!

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is.

Where are the damn dark skin women? Can I get a couple on TV?
...I miss Kenya Moore.


A faster marriage you'll never see

Professional Wrestling: I still watch...WWE sux these days TNA is WAY better.

My Tallest girlfriend was 6'-3"

Cinnabun is the greatest...the caramel pecan ones now have the regular icing...dont get them often but when I do? YEP!

I may be one of the few that do not drink coffee...never been to Starbucks
That means I've never tasted a Grande mocha caramel frappa lappa dohickey doo

...I'ma send that bitch a smiley face.

It's Monday.

Women that wear glasses is so damn hot to me

I LOVE MY TREO these days...Picture/smart phones rock ass!

I want more dressy type clothes (Im a Jeans/Sneaker type guy)...but I don’t have any reason to wear them so I put it off.

Fish sticks....fish sticks used to be the MOVE! put em in the oven...sprinkle a little salt.


If the Bengals cannot make the big dance I want to see: Colts-Saints

Movie I like that NO ONE REMEMBERS: Super Fuzz
now if anyone knows THAT movie that's crazy!

The long sleeve T shirt under the short sleeve is my new ish son!

But why no Betty Flinstone Chewables?


If you're not already on the messageboard, you need to directa yo feetsa...Come hang with me!!!

There's about 5 bloggers that I frequent that could SOOOOO 'get it'

Every time I get the canned air spray your keyboard thingy everybody wants to use it when I'm done.

Ciara is FINE! DAMN!
...her body is SICK!


To this day...the song and video for 'Goodies'...YEP!

I use to love The Letter People....3rd grade M-fer's!

Y&R

Dont care about:
The stupid Art ish with Vicky , Brad, and his cornball Mother
Lauren till Sheila shows up
Anything with the Lawyer dude and Ashley, Gloria, and Jill
Stupid Billy and Gambling
Devon
Pretty much anything NOT Victor, Jack's lying, and Carmen's murder (The Chick at the coffee shop is kinda interesting)

I hope Devon did it...Brad prolly did...hope Neil did it...Hopes Dru goes to jail...can't STAND that family and none of the acting
..cept the Old Lilly is back...that's hot.

I like DC

I'd rather a woman tap me on the shoulder and say let's take a break...cut it short than fake an orgasm
...I take that as the utmost disrespect.
TAP OUT puahahahahaha

You know what I've been sleepin on (and I blame ya'll for not tellin me) Committed: The Christies
The Doug Christie reality jump off with him and his wife...dude is EXTRA whipped...
On one had, it must be nice to have someone that's so into you and want you like that
on the other...she is batty!

*Three minutes into the show, Jackie and Doug are walking through a CD store when a young girl comes up to see if they need any help. “He knows what he wants,” Jackie snaps, and then adds, “Get away from me.”



but...



I really need to be pumpin' Dana Dane right now....

So the Fugees reunion was JUST for the Chappelle block party? And that wasn't really worth nuffin

Everyone has stretch marks...it's the dark raised ones that scare me

Double standard:

Teacher (man) sexes his studen...Ewwww bad...pervie McNasty pants!
Teacher (woman) sexes her student...Well thats just unfortunate...she's a disgrace.
(Guys...whoooo hooo where were they when I was growing up?)

...never hear women say Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy where were the male teachers to feel me up when I was in high School?

By the way...Net speak: "Whoo hoo" <--not a fan. Playstation 3 comes out...I kinda care but don't really..I have a XBOX 360 that I dont play enough...so spending $700 (yes $700) on the new jump off just doesnt make sense at the time ...which is a sign of me growing up ...cuz a few years ago it soooo wouldn’t have mattered. I have mostly female friends I thought getting a new Myspace page would rejuvenate the whole movement...nah. My right pinky finger hurts Fukin Chargers. Two women you will soon see in my Top 10: Paula Patton: Idlewild, Deja Vu
Salma Hayek: Just saw her on Ugly Betty...YEP!

People don't know what I look like...you're not missin anything LOL

Black men should not wear fur coats
....no one should not wear fur coats.

What makes my blog so different?

People that settle down because they've reached a certain age suck ass...and deserve the unhappiness when ish don’t pop off.

My favorite Animal: Koala

Doesn't it defeat the purpose to have the exclusive new song if the DJ is gonna talk all over it?

I'm addicted to nipples and areolas.

...bitches love smiley faces

I think I think: Carmen Mesta

Well....

Welcome back! I put a couple of posts up over the weekend...notice?

Bengals are still rollin' put the smiggidy smackdown on The Brownies 30-0

Ocho Cinco over the century mark AND broke an NFL record for most yards in 3 consecutive games

...happy times



BUT (sad news)

My BOYS lost the Bayou classic...and honestly? I think we lost the Battle of the bands at halftime too

...UGH!

LOVE our Dancers though



K, The Randomness:

I can already tell people are going to 'Dreamgirls' me to death on TV, Radio, and The net when this movie comes out.

I don't like Cake and Ice Cream...together you know? Like for a B Day Party? never did.

Speaking of which those of you that wished me Happy Birthday, thank you...those that forgot or didn't You suck Anteater Balls

...I'm kidding, doesn't really matter; my Birfday hasn't been worth anything for a minute

...do you realize I've NEVER had a Birthday Party? Ever!

"X" is a wack ass letter...doesn’t even have its own sound.

I soooo understand why women dont get along with other women

I went to Origins and got some face stuff...watch out Body Shop!

Thanksgiving...why is it the move to go overboard with the food, eat everybody's whatever-whatever drive house to house looking for a 'plate'

(A nice size plate Kisha)

and be all big and fat? Is that fun?

What happened to Mona Lisa? I sooo wanted to marry her

Will someone please find me Unconditional Love by Donna Summer and Musical Youth?

Remember Contra on Nintendo?

30 Men code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, B,A,Start :)

I love being alone sometimes...but somehow/some reason I'm always requested to do something/talk to someone during these moments.

Saw diary of a Mad Black woman for the first time this weekend...It was horrible.

Jay-Z: Kingdom Come

Whelp, this is what I'll say...The first 8 tracks? (Minus Show me what you got) The CD is probably right after

Reasonable Doubts

The Blueprint

Vol1 and 1.2 of Gift & the Curse

BUT tracks 9-14? MY GOD!

TERRIBLE! I mean worst than Vol 3 and that God awful Black Album

Notes:

You can just tell when he is making the songs to sell/for the radio/for the clubs

(Show me what you got, Anything, Hollywood)

Beyonce featuring Jay-Z is WAY better than Jay-Z Featuring Beyonce

I think he's embarrassed he's dumbing down the lyrics and that's why he's always whispering LOL

...so with all that said; 7 Hot-to-Decent tracks to 7 pure Wacky-Wikky-Wack Tracks? 50% in any school that's an F

I saw this woman at the mall, I swear she was build like a Capital Cursive "Q"

Why do I like Ruby Tangerine Juice?

I'd love to have a woman sing to me...but when she does do I look at her? Does that make her nervous?

Who wants so dude all up in they face while their tryin to sing-da-senseous?

You know what annoys me? K, I'll tell you...

When you ask either or questions and people want to say both or add some ish that wasn't even asked.

Remember when all the guys were on Janet Jackson? You know who I wanted to have alls of my babiez??!!

Are these Random posts too long? I get comments on like 3% of the things I type

I've finally come up with a drink..my signature drink:

"eclectik relaxation"

1 Part Grand Marnier

1 Part Southern Comfort

1 Part Orange Juice

Variant:

Ginger ale

mmmmm....try it, It's Eclectik! (boogie woogie woogie)

I need new boxers

Is my blog a "must read" every day? A read during the week? Or when there's nothing else on the net...stop by?

I don’t have a headboard or footboard for my bed yet

Favorite porn star: Carmen Hayes

...you have NO idea

Know what I like to say a lot? "meh"

Gotta go shopping again soon, saw some things I want

"Why are you single? All those women in Washington DC?! They say they can't FIND a good man...and the women outnumber the men like...blah blah blah"

After you eliminate:

The ones I'm attracted to that are not attracted to me

The ones Attracted to me that I'm not attracted to

The ones that don't date black men

The ones that only date light skin black men

The ones that don’t date men

The ones that are too old

The ones that are too young

The ones with Children and/or Drama with their 'donor'

The ones that aren't about anything

The ones that are all diseased up

The ones that I'm not compatible with

It's a tough call to go and find whoever is left...on the humble. LOL

Y&R

Nothing new to report...still hate the Winters, Jack is wack, Vic is coming along, My Baby Carmen is still dead, I hate Brad...and don’t care about his stupid family, and Gloria and Lauren are annoying

...and since when did the Lawyer dude become the hottest ish?

...and why is there only 1 sect of Black folk in Genoa?

Need a new lamp too

I hate the Baltimore Ravens...not as much as the Steelers; but DAMN close

X mas time rocks ass...love the shopping, the music , the feeling...it's wonderful (Puahahaha I typed 'wonderful)

Paul Orndorff was known as Mr. 1derful

3 Odd things that I find attractive in a woman

1. She's Goofy

2. A Nerd/Geek

3. Big Foreheads (Dunno...don't ask)

...I also like women that are competitive...and watches Home design shows

So if you lurk on my blog and message board...why? Join in!

Need to hit Sally’s beauty supply...if anyone can figure out why I'll be your friend

Must buy a new computer...thought about a MAC but I've heard bad things...prolly get a Dell again

TNA wrestling kicks ass, Petey Williams probably has the most impressive finisher I've ever seen...called the Canadian Destroyer...I just watch and wonder how the hell?

I don’t really care for Brownies either

So, I already stated that people say I look like PMD from EPMD...you don't need a picture of my stankin ass

Trust me my words are WAY more attractive LOL!

If I were really a poet, I'd write a book

...but I’m not so I'll write a blog lol

Guess what? I watch Days of Our Lives too

I think at the beginning of my posts from now on I'm going to post a random song lyric...kinda like the quote at the beginning of the Wire.