I remember when: Mayor McCheese

I remember when

We watched USA Network Cartoon express

Middle school snapped Bras cuz girls were gettin' breasts

Rocked a Stopwatch, Flav clock and a Mets cap

British Knights High Tops Gold Ring Cadillac

Touched the side gettin the Funny bone on Operation

The little red boxes of the Sun maid raisins

Jabberjaw

Jonny Quest

Monchhichis

Zebra guns , Cap Guns, Air Rifles, B B's

The Park Ranger, Boo Boo, and Yogi the Bear

Grade school and the ill plastic three hole chairs

Plus the chairs at school when the desk came attached

Was a only child Shoestring on da neck Key-Latch

7-11 Slurpees came in Superhero cups

Cheatin in the lunch lines with the Back cuts

Moonwalker, Mike Jackson Captain EO

Used to eat Zeros watched Greatest American Hero

Had, Atari, Coleco,

Had Neo Geo

Had Darth Vader, Han Solo, C3PO

Hold your hands out, who touches first wins the race

Playin Freeze tag, Big tree Home base

Damn we use to play

Be outside all day

Radio on the shoulder dual Cassette Cool J

When a rapper said 'shit' it was the topic of the block

Had the short track shorts and the tri-color socks

Had to say 'cherry on top' to improve on Please

Mcdonalds had the Fry Guys and Mayor McCheese

Plus,

Gimmace

Hamburgerler and

Birdie

Lakers had Kareem, Scott, Green, Magic, Worthy

Never got Little house or Leave it to Beaver

I was rollin wit Growing Pains, Boner and Mike Seaver

Had Kool-Aid,

never the Glass Pitcher

Didn't Measure sugar just poured it, to make the ish quicker

Max headroom came with the ill stutter

Raj couldn't breathe getting hugs from his mother

She was the Witch in the Wiz,

best song?

"You can't win"

Lion's name was Fleetwood, Nipsey Russell made of Tin

Diana Ross was like 50 we didn't care

And didn't even know Steph Mills was 'sposed to be there

Had the Wacky Wall Walkers never walked, didn't Stick

You know what was the ish? Mannnnn Strawberry Quik

Went in your parent's closet, stumbled on their Porn

School Can Goods Dance, took the Spinach or Corn

Best thing in the world?

Toys R us in December

Could stay in there for days...man!

I remember.