Dime Lines: Catwalk

She walks like every surface is a catwalk
Curses during sex, Minimal slang... Little raptalk

That's my dame,
Say her name
And the men gawk

That's my dame,
Say her name
And the men Hawk

In her frames she looks sexy, shades or prescription
Reads a lot of Zane and other non-Fiction

Part interior decorator, when we go shoppin
Z Gallerie and West Elm is not shockin'

She likes to go dancin. so she's out with her females
I don't like to go dancing so I wait and get the details

Man I'm so secure, cuz she knows if she cheats
I'm not fightin, no yellin' I cut ties, hit the streets

My baby goes from Prada to Nikes within Seconds
And sometimes keeps the Enzo's on when we're sexin'

She shows affection She'll even order the fight
When I don't ask or forget that it comes on that night

I'm a picky eater but the woman doesn't complain
Cuz she's picky too, we just don't eat the same things

Still don't know her name, couldn't be sure of the State
But I'll stay single cuz she's more than worth the wait

I love women: Soft

I love Women...

That don't wear makeup

That laughs at my jokes

That wears ponytails

That smell good

That plays video games

That makes a good steak

That wears tank tops and things spaghetti strapped

That don't mind that I don't dance

With pretty toes

That watches HGTV and TLC

With Brown eyes

With Green eyes

With hazel eyes

That wear glasses

With 20/20 Vision

That loves Hip Hop

That knows Hip Hop

That likes Chick-Fil-A

That plays Scrabble and Monopoly

That subscribes to my blog

That loves Blockbusert nights

That watches Reality TV

That talks dirty

That knows what Enzo's are

That overlooks that I watch Y&R

That keeps her legs shaved

That gives me space

That wants to be around me

That loves interior decorating

That reminds me of Dime Lines

That loves to go to the mall

With a favorite color

With a favorite team

That's shorter than me

That's taller than me

That's my height

That can mix a good drink

That makes me think

That doesn't make me worry

With soft kisses

I think I think IV

My first necklace was a fat lace shoe string; I was a latch key kid(It was bangin' son!)

The Lion on the Wiz name was 'Fleetwood Coup Deville' that still cracks me up

Me gettin burnt or hurt wont be tolerated, I got rhymes up the...ugh forget it I'm constipated...-LL Cool J on EPMD's Rampage...I just like that line.

Favorite Football team: Cincinnati Bengals

The cereal people REALLY dont remember is Ice Cream Cones...they were LIKE THAT

I used to have the biggest crush on Marion Jones, despite the grill but I'm so in love with Lisa Barber now

The green Gatorade Rain is that drink

I want a Condo or Town house...I don't want a "House-house"... too much work.

I like my blogs, some people hate.

People say I have "expensive taste" ...maybe; but I'm a smart shopper, I don't do 'fads'

How many people got expensive Burberry and Von Dutch 'can't wear outside anymore' clothes?...so gullible.

...what are they going to do with the diamond grills in 2008 when they begin to look dumber then they already do?

The best part of doing these blogs is reading the comments and how people take my thoughts.

When I was young, all snaps/disses/cracks began with "Awww YOU Big" and had a "wearin'" or "Havin" somewhere in the middle.

Example: "Awww YOU BIG Myspace page havin, blog typin', dime line whinin'..."you get the point LOL

I think that Audrina from College hill is pretty damn hot.

There's a ton of sexual positions but only like a good 10 are practical or feasible in normal practice.

I'm a much more effective flirt to women I do NOT want for some reason.

The latest phrase "No Homo" sucks....no homo.

I'm finally starting to think that this Rap music does promote Violence

...after listening to Lil John, Jeezy, TI, 50 cent...I want to kill myself LOL

The only thing better than Shopping is football and sex.

White Chocolate Twix are incredible

My Top 10 favorite Prince songs are:

1. The Beautiful ones

2. Erotic City

3. Adore

4. If I was your girlfriend

5. Free

6. The Ladder

7. Purple rain

8. I wanna be your lover

9. Pop Life

10. International Lover

Damn, where's: Do me baby, Scandalous, Insatiable, Bat Dance!?!?

ugh...let's just go with those 10 for now.

Vivica Fox does NOTHING for me

Bit-o-Honey should be an ice cream flavor.

Though I love me some steak, I could be happily involved with a Vegan(As long as she doesn't screwface MY plate)

They are discontinuing my Sesame Body butter from the Body shop...not happy about it.

hmmm, What if I met a woman that was everything my dime lines says she should be BUT she has a horrible gas problem...could I still be with her? Dunno.

Strawberry Shortcake Versus Rainbow Brite, who'd win?

Dance off: Strawberry Shortcake Freestyle

Rap battle: Rainbow Brite

40 Yard Dash: Strawberry Shortcake

Go Shortcake...it's ya birfday.

I Think I think: Candy

What a fuk'n weekend!!!
Friday was OUTSTANDING
Saturday started slow but popped of lovely! (Penn State loss; Ohio State won)
And SUNDAY SUNDAY muhfukn NFL SUNDAY (Go BENGALS!)

I have yet to find a woman that truly enjoys Cards, Board games, Shooting pool, Bowling, TV & Movies.
...oh and shopping...THAT would be my most favoritest woman ever!

Flavor of Love 2:
A cold sore?! Alls I know is Beautiful was just that.
...but Bootz!?!? WOW she has everything she'll ever need.
Why the fascination with Deelishus? That is a meaty head chick...EXTRA manly.
....ok.
New York!!!!!!!!!!!! She was a caricature of last years Tiffany but she's back none the less...
I guess this is a set up for her and Flav to have a show together
Buckwild; "Where did your accent go?" Puahahaha
I don't watch previews so don't spoil anything for me!

I like dirty talk in the bed...but too much either sounds fake or someone is not doing their job good enough if there are too many coherent thoughts

New Nikes...the Air China's...I sooo wanted didn't have my size.

I think my Treo 650 is on it's last legs...almost time for the 700p

It's FALL TIME!!!! You know what that means?!?
New fall fashions!!!
New TV shows!!!!
Crunchy leaves on the ground!

I had the greatest date ever last week.

Finally saw the Wire
Not bad...not quite the Barksdale jumpoff...dunno what I think about the new Drug dude.
Guess this season is supposed to be about the school system
The Whole run for mayor thing is wack...dont care about that.
I LOVED the Hardware store nail gun thing...and the hiding bodies in walls and ish.
That's hot.

THE Ohio State University put it on Texas on Saturday...and they STAY #1
...Lord knows why people thought they'd lose to that craptastic team.

Survivor starts on Thursday...who's with me?

I can't get online with my Madden game on XBOX 360 for whatever reason...sux.

Maybe I am moody...I dunno

My Top 3 Fav Television wives

1. Gina Payne
2. Clair Huxtable
3. Wanda Mac

Smoking Weed is a great ice breaker/get closer to someone for whatever reason...You meet someone like ' do you smoke?' they be like 'yeah'
Next thing you know they come over...or you go over there to smoke (cuz you can't do it out anywhere)
....f'n weed heads stealing my women LOL

WHY do I like the London Bridge song?
(I'd never buy it...turn it on; on purpose...but I wouldn't race to click it off)

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is Pecan Waffles, Turkey bacon and Grits

Why is everyone's blog better than mine? Everyone has a theme...poetry, celebrity news...tributes to Beyonce (sigh)...personal excursions, etc.
Mine? All you get is this LOL!

I need a new wallet and a new belt...both are too damn expensive though

My sense of humor has a steep learning curve for some people...hard to tell when I'm being serious or not...here's a hint; most of the time I'm not.

I use to burn incense a lot...but I've come to find oils are WAY better.

This IPOD thing kicks ass...so far I have a little over 1200 songs

I keep this version of 'Eclectik rotation' pumpin longer than the others
...sucks ass it keeps starting over when you click pages/posts...meh.

Reason 17 why I'm single: I maintain a weird work schedule.

Why do they call that phone Chocolate? It's black and red!

I'm starting to burn out on Myspace...all my true friends are here and on the message board :)

What happened to Peter?

I don't like Martinis...I like rum, Vodka & Cran, and 'bitch' drinks
Def Comedy Jam started last night...shame that a lot of people didn't get to watch when it first came out.
I was supposed to type something the next time I did a "I think"" post....but I forgot
(See? I should pre write these things)

I don't get mad often...I don't think I've truly been mad in a looong time.

I don't read books, I don't drink wine...I'm not grown enough to enjoy either of these things.

I go back and forth on the whole marriage thing. Sometimes it seems like the thing to do...other (most) times I think; why bother? Marriage makes no sense
(Unless you're trying to build a fam with children...but NOT because you have children)

I like watching Monk

In about 5 years the Sex and the City cast can reunite and make a new version of Golden Girls

Sometimes I feel selfish getting oral...I think; damn this feels good... I should be doing something for them LOL

I have yet to find a woman that's really into football :(

Victor is wiggin out for no reason...close to how I want him, but not quite
I hate Dru; Neil needs to drop her quickly...
No one cares about: Lily, Daniel, Lauren, Billy, Jill, Kevin, or JT & that other chick.
Brad is the worst...and Victoria is stupid
I hate Sharon, she should go.
Jack and Ashley...ugh.

Damn, there I go again....see? That’s why my shows need to start so I can talk about things everyone watches.
My Top 10 Greatest old school candy

1. Now & Laters
2. Jolly Ranchers sticks
3. Lemon Heads
4. Laffy Taffy
4. Boston Baked beans
5. Root beer barrels
6. Bit-O-Honey
7. Carmel Creams
8. Fun Dip
9. Mike N Ikes
10. Over your grandmother's house Strawberry candy

I cant stand people 2

I can’t stand ...
People that say “do what?” when they want you to repeat yourself
…I didn’t ask you to do anything, in a second I will if you keep sounding stupid.

People that want me to repeat myself....better yet
People that heard what I said because when I say ‘never mind’ or ‘nothing’ they answer the question I asked or respond to what I sad

…YOU DIDN’T need me to repeat myself
People that cough without covering their filthy fat faces

People that don’t agree that John Legend’s CD is not good
…because it was a disappointment and his next CD will tank.

People that I don’t like; looking at me
…you know I don’t like you; and I’m not giving you attention…close your stupid eyes.

People that say, ‘why are you single?’ ‘I know you be doing your thing’
…I dunno why...and what is 'my thing'?...shut up.

People that flash their high beans behind me when they want me to move over
…eff ewe...go around jerk wad!

People that know more than 5 words to any Jeezy or T Pain song
…I know that they’re catchy and played on the radio/videos 20X a day…don’t learn them on purpose though

…bobbin’ your head and tappin’ your stupid feet.

People with no work ethic

…get out and do something…and if you have a job already, do it…lazy.

People with terrible cologne or perfume.
...walkin' around smellin' like 'eu de garbage'

LOL!!!!!!

I think I think: Sitcoms

A woman that shoots pool, will always have a place in my heart.

DID you see my Bengals on Monday Night!?! CARSON F'N PALMER!!!!!!

Flavor of love.

3 B's

Beautiful, Bootz and Buckey
...I need no one else.

(I'm not even sure Flav has even met Beautiful yet LOL)

Deelishus is a train wreck (or car wreck if you watched...she looks horrible)

That show furthers my disdain for makeup...I so do NOT heart makeup
...so fraudulent.

I have Sirius, XM, and a Ipod...but I loath today's music...thus I listen to all the old school stations and the NFL station.

I need them to get rid of Sharon, I hate Brad...Victor needs to get with it...Neil needs to just divorce Dru
...damn, I'm talkin about it again....never mind.

I finally got a vacuum, it's super sweet and bagless
...haven't taken it out of the box yet though.

The women I work with have HANDS DOWN the worst collection of asses I've ever seen
Looks like a nickel bag's worth of weed in a Kilo sack LOL

I'm really diggin the Ipod...more so because of the storage and organization of music...I dont play it as much as of yet.

I heart my Tivo (I have 2)

Yo, WHY did dude go hard on ole girls mother on Project runway!?!?!?!?

Lately I've been having really cool IM conversations

I heart French fries.

Now that I think about it I probably wont even watch Idlewild when it shows up on Black Starz in a month or so.

...speaking of movies, I saw The 40 year old Virgin for the first time on Sunday; it was okay: I didn't roll around laughing like I thought I would given all the hype.

Smoothie King makes me feel like everything will be alright.

I've never smoked weed.
...but all my friends smoke and sell it

Chipotle Steak Tacos AND Smoothie King makes me KNOW everything will be alright.

Prison Break has started...YAY

OH! Speaking of TV, Survivor is going to kick major Arse this season...social experiment!
They're dividing the Tribes by Race: Whites, Blacks, Asians, and Hispanics.
Some people wont like it, some don't watch survivor anyway...me? I never miss a season. and even if I did never watch Survivor I would this year

Not for the "social experiment" no...for

SAUNDRA

My Lord...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My Top 10 Favorite Sitcoms of all time:

1. Martin
2. Cosby Show
3. What's Happenin'
4. Diff'rent strokes
5. Sanford and Son
6. Out all night
7. Girlfriends
8. Half & Half
9. Sister Sister
10. My Favorite Martian

...didn't know if Kevin Hill counted, that was my ish!
And Tracy Morgan's show wasn't around long enough :(

I've never had Churros, but I think I'd taste one.

VH1 Soul livin in a BET World...I really like that line (Probably because I made it up)

New Orleans' Mayor WENT there didn't he?!

My top 5 favorite colors in the 64 box of crayolas were:

1. Peach
2. Maize
3. Forest Green
4. Silver
5. Sky blue

I dunno...I never was the type of guy that like to or wanted to have sex with a lot of women
I just like to have sex with the same woman a lot of times.

You know who I miss? Karyn White...damn I use to luv me some her...she was my superwoman.

Honestly, I've learned more from watching Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry Cartoons than I did in some classes in grade school

...those cartoons were funny, but they had a lot of adult things to them.

I don't look good in hats.

Black people don't make funny movies anymore.

I may be going to listen to some Jazz this weekend...OR I may be driving home....dunno.

Never bought into the whole 'Police targets black men' thing till this past year.

I use 1/3 of the buttons on my scientific calculator.

If a woman is sexually active with a woman and then a man, she experiments here and there...maybe at worst 'bi-' but no one really takes issue.

A man becomes sexually active with another man...no matter what he does after that
he could be married, have 9 kids, be a pro wrestler/football player, grow chest hair, smoke, drink, curse
...he's still soooo gay.

That's one double standard that will never go away...and it shouldn't (ewwwwww)

I don't like martinis

I'm not grown enough to enjoy/appreciate wine.

I do like champagne.

I've never seen Mo Better Blues.

I love women, I only want one though.

Can my thoughts be MORE random?

My girl want to party all the time

Why don't you club?

Clubbing (in my opinion) is one of the few things that people do on the regular that yields NO return

You figure:

• Put on some 'club clothes'
• Drive to the club (Gas)
• Pay for parking
• Wait in line (For dumb long)
• Pay to get in (Don't ask if there's someone performing)
• If it's cold out? Pay for coat check
• Purchase some expensive-ass watered-down, thimble size drinks.

THEN you have the fun

Men:

• You stand around and look at tits and ass
• Either try and look hard/thugged out or try and look sexy.
• Buy an expensive bottle of champagne that taste like sweaty rat back and front like you have cash like that

(But when a woman uses you for your cash you get burnt and call her a gold digger...go fig.)

• Go out on the floor and try and grind on some chick
• Or (my personal fav) Grab at a womans arms when they walk by and think that they're going to stop and give you some rhythm.

Women:

• Stand around and look at the ridiculous outfits other women have on

(If you don't ...they're probably doing it to you)

• Laugh at the guys that's trying to look hard or trying to look sexy
• Go out on the floor and get molested by some dude dry humpin your leg like a Horny beagle
• Or the obligatory "Arm Grab" followed by 'can I talk to you for a second?"

puhahahhahah!

Basically what it boils down to is:

• An expensive outing with Loud ass music I would never listen to on purpose
• Sweaty stank-ass people bumping into you

(Dont say anything about it or then it's on)

• People spilling drinks on your 'club clothes'

(Again, keep your mouth shut...might get shot)

• And you just ummm stand around and look around and ummm...yeah
• Then after 'bout 5 hours you go home
• OR you go to IHOP and spend some more money.

...so you figure, end of the night, spent about $100.

Less for women with the: "Ladies get in free before..." and Men trickin' on drinks

But anyway, it amounts to too damn much...too extra for ole Mr. eclectik here.

Me?

Lemme go shoppin, I'll get a shirt or a pair of sneakers

...a DVD, a 8-pack of Smirnoff twisted (Watermelon or Green Apple) and relax have a slice of Pizza or some take out and watch a movie. Same or less amount of money...much more fun.

But do go out...enjoy,

just not for me.

Sneaker Genius

Another thing about me, I'm a sneaker/shoe fanatic...these are my latest editions; a little pricey...and I wear a size 13 so special edition/rare shoes are even tougher to find
...but hey, I only have to spend for me

Nike Denim Dunks SB
I'm also a Jean junkie, so these are the best of both worlds
(2 of my blog subscribers all out hated on these)

Nike Air Force 1 "Brown Pride"
These were hot to me because I can never match my brown and cream shirst with anything...and the designs on the side are laser etched in...they're pretty hot

Nike De La Soul Dunks SB
De La Soul are one of my favorite groups...and these are different...rare and summery lol
The shoes are holographic and reflective...hot in the sun
...That's about it so far...there's another pair I have my eye on

I Think I think: Cran Juices

I'm hungry

Carson Palmer plays this week

I guess there are things to do in the area, but I'd be more motivated to do them with someone

...maybe not.

I just got Madden 2007 yesterday, it makes being single/unwanted a little easier lol

The Myspace disclaimer/about me post is pretty much me in a nutshell

"Cran" juices are my ish! EXCEPT for Cran-Grape...blech

If someone can remember, what number of reasons why I'm single and I up to?

I think I'll do a page of a running list.

This is all I can remember:

1. I'm boring
2. I don't go to church
3. I don't dance
4. I'm not a 'Ass man' or 'Breast man'
5. I'm too picky
6. I don't chase women/play the game
7. I sound better on paper
8. I play too much
9. I'm honest
10. I’m not average

I dont remember 11 & 12 help me out!

13. I love Crate and Barrel, Storehouse, ZGallerie, and West Elm

I have to stop sharing so much with you guys...someone read my page and wondered if I was gay.

I mean I watch Project runway and Young and the Restless but damnit man!

I.

Heart.

Vagina!

LMAO!

What happened to the "Whaaazzzaaaap' Beer commercial guys?

Prison Break has started...Weeds started...The Wire is on it's way...Football is coming...Life is good.

I should shoot pool more often

I had the Greatest Fillet Mignon ever last weekend

The message board is jumpin' it's some characters on there.

What's the female version of a metrosexual?

I need to buy a new chess board

People settle, that's that bull. Talkin' 'bout "yeah I'm *this age* and it's time I settle down"

No it's not, you settle down when you find the right person...fuk if that' means it happens when you're 50 it happens when you're 50, stop being stupid.

I'm too Boring to be dating...I like to play board games and shoot pool and watch movies, I'm not trying to hit up the DC night life...let's go eat and bowl(I suck though)

The Body shop discontinued my Sesame Body butter...bastadz

I think the new beauty scale goes:

Attractive
Cute
Sexy
Pretty
Beautiful

Because you can be:
Attractive but not 'cute'
Cute but not Sexy
Sexy but not Pretty
and Pretty but not beautiful

But you can be sexy but not attractive...it's weird...is why I dont get people that are solely caught up on looks.

I need a bartender friend so that I can come up with a new signature drink...I'ma call it the 'eclectik relax'

Why do rappers come out with sneakers? Who’s buying them? THEY don't even wear them...they rockin' Nikes

I'm closed minded about food...I'm extra extra picky on the eatin' tip.

I don’t like sex in the shower...does nothing for me; after I build a house and hook up the shower right; I'll probably be all over it.

I bought a Ipod last week...I've been against them for the longest but I had some cash to burn so I copped one...so far I dig I dig!

If you can't buy love you can lease the hell out of it!

Damn...what happened to FUBU?

Def Comedy Jam is coming back...hopefully it'll be funny.

The older you get, more things you eat make you poo.

Contact info:

email: eclectikrelaxation@gmail.com

Dime Lines I

Skin like Keyna Moore, Lips is Taral Hicks
Breasts is Toccara on some Top Model Shit

Hips like Vida...Naah, Hips like Serena
Sex appeal like Eva, waist like Christina

Milian can fill a thong like Mya
And dont ask me why but Forehead like Tyra

Personality's Free, Alicia Keys Style
Eyes is Badu, Vivian Green Smile

Voice like Amel, Walk Sanaa Lathan
Hair Kamora Lee half black and half asian

Cut like Ki Toy,
Fine as Rachel Roy
Tan like layin in the sun in St Croix

Freak like Jackie O,
Freak like Trina
In public carry herself with Nia Long demeanor

With a little imagination, think about the lines
Now THAT'S how a broke brotha makes a dime

My Myspace disclaimer: about me

Got Quirks?

Sarcastic, Humorous, Eclectic
Real, Quote me; I meant it if I said it.

Introvert, flirt, easily Irritable
Not that religious, lets go with spiritual

Soul, Old school Hip Hop and R&B
A lil Reggae; Spraga Benz to Marley

Single, Live alone, got a home and Cell phone
College Degree, car, No kids... I'm grown

If I add you as a friend
Don't mean I want to date

Cuz I compliment your pics
Don't mean I want to date

Kudos on your Blog
Don't mean I want to date

And I don't do drama, too much and I'ma skate.

It's some nice women here, what kind of girl I like?
Dime lines, a mixture of all the blogs I type

Don't get it twisted I'll tell you if I'm interested
If I'm not?

Meh.

Probably wont mention it.

Been called arrogant, most people?
Don't trust em.

Some say I play to much, my response?
Fuk em

Dominoes, Spades, Shoot pool, Xbox
Love movies, TV, love sex, love to shop

Cincinnati Bengals is my team
Orange my favorite color

Only child, no siblings, sister or brother
Play hard to get? You wont get got
I don't chase
But if you're still here...
Welcome to myspace

Do I Do: Lip Chap

Do you?

Look at kids act a fool in public and wish they'd trip and fall sometimes?

Have a special place to hide your porn?

See everything you want when you have NO money?

Only give compliments when someone deserves them?

Laugh at women wearing the low rise Jeans and that muffin fat that sticks out the top?

Think that Dreads are not for everyone?

Drink alcohol that tastes good, and not because it's alcohol?

Think that any restaurant that has Chicken fingers is allllright?

Listen to peoples problems but sometimes want to say "Shut up damn! Waaah Waaah Waaahhhh"?

Have to use the restroom going home and it gets worse and worse the closer you get to your door?

Condoleezza Rice could beat Oprah in a pop locking contest?

Wonder why women still take pictures with one hand on their hip and their ass to the camera?

Think they should do a "A different World" reunion show?

Wonder if you let a good person go just because you were stubborn over physical attributes?

Think that personality or something else matters over looks because Halle can't keep a man?

Want my blog to be updated everyday?

Know that you'll get your hand smacked trying to reach for my sour patch kids muh fuka?

Do you wonder how your belly button (navel) gets dirty?

Wash your hands in public restrooms and use the paper towels to open the door?

Love new shoe leather smell?

People watch interracial couples and think...if you're going to go that way, you could've done better than THAT!?

Season food till it looks right?

Think that Timbs with shorts looks outright ridiculous

Eat pizza crust first?

Think French fries are the greatest?

Purposely leave your alarm set so that Saturday you can turn it off and go back to sleep, and feel like you’re skipping work?

Notice that when you start making more money your bills go up?

Wish you understood the opposite sex?

Think Hillary will be the next President

Just want to do NOTHING on the weekend, but always end up doing SOMETHING?

Miss Soul and R&B?

Think people at work should do more working and less other peoples business minding?

Always press ‘0’ as soon as you hear a recording?

Wish that you could trust people?

Spend a lot of money on your mother?

Think that 30 is the new 25?

Want sex without commitment sometimes?

Wish football season would just hurry up already?

Want to just go up to somebody and go "FLA-OR FLAVVVVVV!!!"?

I DO

By the way....

Want some lip chap?

Puhahahahahaha bwahahahahaha

Puhahahahahahahahaha!

I think I think: Cowboy Bob

Wait.

A grown ass woman shit on Flav's steps?
...she loss control and actual poo dripped out of her ass.
And she's still on the show?

FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV

And Toastee!? Bwaahahahahahahaha

right now I'm going with:

1 Beatuful
2. Buckeey
3. Nibblz

4. Krazy
5. Deelishis (Toastee'>http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=8690632&uid=2002558">Toastee too)
I'm tired, need sleep....need sleep now.

I want to see My Super Ex Girlfriend...maybe the fact that I want to see movies like this is why I don't have a girlfriend LOL

I really want some French fries...Chick Fil-A Waffle fries.

Prison Break starts soon

Diamond grills are out of style now it seems...assholes that actually paid of that shit will be shining in their Von Dutch and Burberry gear....

Maybe I AM a homebody...dunno...who cares anymore?

Where the Hell is The Wire? Can I get a new season?!

I'm thinking about dropping 3K on a TV

Pee Wee's Playhouse comes on Adult Swim; it Kills me watching Larry Fishburn play Cowboy Curtis

Damn Morpheus lol
My steaks are never as good as the restaurants.

I'm going to learn a new language.

My new Cologne is BANGIN son!

NFL Pre Season has started, AND my Fantasy Football drafts are forthcoming....happy days.

When the opposite sex says that they want to just be friends....they don't, just chalk it up and push.

Waffles...banana pecan waffles...mmmmmm

I need a vacuum

I have too many pairs of shoes (See Sneaker Genius), and want more; I was going to get the Nike Fantastic Four: Invisible woman's
They're $320, I can never find them in a size 13 though

No one watches more TV than me.

Why bother with febreeze...clean your damn house, nasty.

I don't have a type (of woman) ...not really.
8:00 thursday
Cosby show was good as hell
Theo rocked the Black and Gold Gordon Gartrell

I wish I were at Cloud...she was there....and I really want to see her.

I haven't played Chess or Scrabble in a while...who wants to play?

My Blog isn't the greatest...but it wouldn't it be something if I were nominated in the The Black Weblog Awards?

BET: Wack Star power

BET the poster child for 1/2 assed networks

BET should be ashamed of themselves, why can we (Minorities) NOT have a decent channel?
BET shows Videos (Read: The SAME Videos) all fukn day, they just change the name of the shows
The hosts are extra corny…shuckin’ and jivin’, stereotypical and seemingly green and untalented.
Then on Sunday they'll play church on a loop all day
...now they sprinkle in some half assed reality show knockoffs like they're breaking new ground:
I don't wanna see Keyshia Cole's stank ass
...don't give a shit about DMX...they'll do the Vince young thing wrong as well
College Hill? The Ultimate Hustler (Well that was kinda entertaining)
Damnit man

And need I mention the "Black"buster- straight to DVD (and now BET) movies? Can they show Motives and Prison Song a couple more times?
(Atleast they don't keep showing Carmen: The Hip Hop Oprea anymore)
...gotta save room for all the BET Awards reruns

They had a damn show counting down to a hasbeen/wack rapper going to jail...a damn celebration!?

...maybe I'm buggin; lemme see
BET Morning Inspiration
9:00 AM The Wayans Bros.
9:30 AM The Wayans Bros.
10:00AM Jamie Foxx Show
10:30AM Jamie Foxx Show
11:00AM 106 & Park
12:30PM Hotwyred A half hour music video wrap-around show
1:00PM BET NOW Video Block
3:00PM Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is
3:30PM DMX: Soul Of A Man
4:00PM The Wayans Bros.
4:30PM The Wayans Bros.
5:00PM Rap City
6:00PM 106 & Park
8:00PM Blackbuster Movie
10:00PM Letoya Luckett Special
10:30PM The Parkers
11:00PM The Jamie Foxx Show
11:30PM The Jamie Foxx Show
12:00AM In Living Color
12:30AM In Living Color
1:00AM Comic View
2:00AM Wayans Bros.
2:30AM Wayans Bros.
3:00AM Wayans Bros.
3:30AM Wayans Bros.
4:00AM BET Morning Inspiration

..aaaannnnnd repeat.

So...any given day; 8 Wayans brother shows, 4 Jamie Foxx Shows, 2 Living colors, the parkers and everything else pretty much music related.

The same people that own MTV owns BET but they still treat it like the adopted black kid....if you have to put white people in charge to get some decent programming then do it
It's like they take whatever MTV is doing cut the quality and production by 70% and slap it on TV...young people eat it up too!

It’s not even the OLD BET…at least it was new, and it was grown up
Video Soul w/ Donnie Simpson
Video Vibrations w/ Alvin Jones the unseen VJ!
The REAL Rap City with the Mayor!
(sigh)

This is what I say…

Shows that SHOULD be on BET:

Flavor of Love
-Like it or not, but it should be on the "Black Entertainment" network

Oprah
-Why shouldn’t the most powerful woman in showbiz not be on the network?

Puff's Making the Band
-They’re going to promote whatever he comes up with on BET anyway

America's Next top Model
-If they’re not Eva, they’ll end up on there as a host of something anyway.

Girlfriends
-Because it just should be
Half and Half
-See above

The Game
-If it’s going to be on TV, why not?

The Tyra Banks show
-A couple of talk shows would give the network credibility…Oprah for the old, Tyra for the young

Chappelle Show
-He might still be doing the show

Everybody Hates Chris
-Goes without saying

The Bernie Mac Show
-Ditto

Runs House
-Just makes sense

The Boondocks
-That would kill on BET!

Blade
-It’s Sticky Finaz from Onyx!

The Shop
-that AND Barbershop from HBO should be there

Soul Train
-Why the hell not?

…why let all the other networks still the black talent and do whatever they want with it. It would probably keep a lot of our shows from being cancelled

*AND*

If you're going to show reruns of old shows how about:

Diff'rent Strokes
Webster
Martin
Cosby Show
Soul Food
A Different World
In the House
South Central
Arsenio Hall
The Richard Prior Show
Sanford and Son
Good Times
the Jeffersons
That Damon Wayns show
Edited versions of The Wire

You add in a
Black Soap Opera (Better than Generations)
A game show
A talk show...hell if you HAVE to give Scar Jones a show
A drama ala Soul Food
and a couple of young shows...like a newer Different world or a show set in Atlanta with young black people.
Comic View
And on Saturdays show Black College football…show the step show and battle of the band competitions
THEN you can have your videos...BUT

1 Count down show (106 & Park)
1 Rap Show (Rap City)
1 Soul show (Think VH1 Soul)
1 New Artist show
Now THAT'S how you make a Black Entertainment Network

BUT until I'm put in power over there LOL, we'll have to deal with corny/wack/poser hosts...uninspired programming, horrifc production, and stereotype shaping music videos and shows till when turn that shit off.
...TVOne is better (because the have Martin and G Garvin, etc.) but not by much; they need work too...but a lot of people can't even get the channel...not blog worthy yet.

…just my thoughts, what do I know? Can’t wait till I get off so I can get my Shoulder Lean on (sigh)

Comment here or the Messageboard

Chappelle's Block Party

I watched Block party over the weekend...bought the DVD.....

Dude in the car trying to start it up killed me, he wasn't even paying attention or looking at the other dude.
...Then Dave hit 'em with the megaphone lol

Dayton, Ohio...MY hometown YUP!

Central State University...meh I went to Grambling...but HBCU's represent!
"Milsap"

Damn why didn't I hear about this thing.

What's the temp in this place? Kanye got on a blazer, other people got on T Shirts...Common got on a Sweater?
...but it rained so, guess it don't matter


AND why did it have to rain...just like the 4th of July...STORM, I bet it be sunny as a box of raisin bran Thursday.

Okay, I'm from Dayton, lived there for 20+ years and I’ve NEVER seen anything THAT country at home

Who are these two wack jobs? Cornballs...talkin' about they went golfin'...wha?
Some guy comes out and says You Nigger...it was his property you were pissin on....right you held dude back, like dude was going to fight anybody.

LOL! "I knew I shoulda bought a thong" THAT was funny.

Why does Kanye's clothes always "fit" LOL!
...Common's too; he doesn't get much flak for it though cuz women wanna do him

The Broken Angel story! LMAO
And the couple ROTFL!!!!! Why the lady had on a 1976 SOS Band/Rick James beaded beenie on!?
My man's hair was on point right?

Mos Def is that dude

Notice when the band was cleared to go, only cute women were huggin' Dave

Cornball couple on the buss...talkin' about 1 year and 4 months...herb.

I like that they didn't know who was performing
Wait. When was the band performing? Kanye and everyone was watching them in like Sweats....what part of the street were they on?
THIS dude with the mohawk...can he be ANY wacker?
...and why was he grabbin' all over dude like that? That's how you DC people represent?

I dunno, I guess Dead Prez is cool...acquired taste no doubt.
...how the first and second thing dude says his
1. Fuk the police
2. Raise the babies
LOL

Why is Lil Cease on my TV?
...if you're not doing your verse on Lil Kim's Crush on you or Players Anthem...shut your hole.
Biggie must of had his career in his back pocket when he died.

Why T.I. mixed with Warren G workin' as a waiter rappin about being the Man on the side?

What was that on her chin!?!

I love me some Badu...pulled off the wig and everything

AND Common came out with her...that was hot.

Her Eyes and Lips are AMAZING

ugh, I'm not a huge Jill Scott fan though...I liked a few songs on her first CD that's about it.
...she got offended when dude asked was she worried about following Erykah LOL
Big Daddy Kane AND Kool G Rap!?! Damn shame 80% of the people there and that bought the DVD don't realize.

The Roots are the greatest...can't wait for Game Theory

He should do this every other year or something.

The "Hit me" part and Mos Def on the drums doing the jokes was one of the best parts.

Jill and Badu were type competing on the Roots song...Loud ass Scott yellin all over the place ...phooey (I'm hatin)

My umi is my SONG!

This soundtrack could've been soooooo much better than it is.

Why does Mos rock the hairy chinstrap though

MY LORD that woman's Dental work (From the Broken Angel)

The Fugees!!! They didn't understand how big that was...they should've even told the people going to see it in the theater.
...though we know it's just Lauryn and the two guys lol

Still gives me chills though, if Layurn get's right she'd take over!

Why does Pras (I know "Who's Pras?) Have on Burberry!? The pattern though!
...has it been THAT long? or does Lauryn not sound 'all the way back'? (She couldn't even take it to the bridge :( )

The if I were president thing was hot lol
Cody Chessnut looks like Dr. Teeth from the Muppet Band


...I didn't get to the extra features yet...maybe today.

Quick Thoughts

Real quick…

I couldn’t care less about the Star Jones blah blah blah
I always thought she was wack
She was huge and scary, and now she’s smaller and scarier (seriously, I cannot look at the slim down version more than 2 seconds at a time)
And she took payola
She got fired…so what? People get fired…and people should be at work and too busy working to be at home watching or caring.

…and if you Tivo the View, 1 yourself.



What do you drink?

BET will replay those bland ass awards eleventy-seventy times between now and my next blog entry. They should just air the Beyonce and Busta performances on a loop because that’s all that was worth anything.

4th of July is time for BBQ and doing nothing…I’m too old to give a damn about Fireworks.

50 cent went away; haven’t heard too much about/from him in a while…lets hope that keeps.

Lil Kim is getting out of jail on Monday….so?
People please don’t make her seem important because she went to jail.
…she went to jail!
She makes terrible music, ruins her face and body…and she’s a felon.
…let’s ignore her.

Jamie Fox and Fantasia kissed…it was disgusting and hideous but probably didn’t have the effect that they though as no one is talking about it (wait I am…DAMNIT)



I can’t tell the difference:





Kelly Rowland looks sexy to me in photos…performances and interviews? Not so much.

Transformers the movie is coming out soon…I’m going to see it.

Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas has inked a deal to record a solo album with singer Akon’s Konvict Records….I’m not sure if I care or not yet.

A Fleishman-hillard poll says black women admire scholars more than athletes, prefer soul to hip-hop www.fleishman.com.
…I suppose this is non celebrity black women.

If Hip hop isn’t dead…it’s in critical conditional and on life support.

5 MORE reasons I'm single

The Follow up to the previous ‘5 reasons I’m single blog’ blog

(It’s not you, it’s me)

1. I don’t chase women/play the game

I think (Not saying this is fact at all) but I THINK that women like to be chased, think that men like to chase…or something to that effect…maybe it’s they really want to know or feel that a man likes them…that what he says is genuine, I don’t know.
I just don’t enjoy the cat and mouse game…definitely a reason I’m single.
If I’m diggin’ someone and I tell them, that’s what it is…no need for tests or games to ascertain.

Some women have rules…
The “don’t call till this day rule”,
The “don’t go out this many times in a row” rule.
The “no kiss till this date” rule.
The “no sex till this date” rule.
The “I like you but I wont tell you till you tell me” rule

And the games


The “let me start a argument to see if you care or going to call back” game.
The “playing hard to get”game.
…I guess some men respond to that.
Meh.


I just let it go…I say it, try and show it, if you’re not buying it; it’s not for sale anymore. LMAO

2. I sound better on paper

Look at it:


Single, never married

No children

Non Smoker

Live alone

College Degree

Career

Car

Disease Free

401K

Never been arrested lol
Supposedly this is good/rare/desired…especially in the DC Metro
Still single though….maybe it’s because my personality is pretty shitty LMAO

3. I play too much

I’m sarcastic.
I joke a lot.
…always in good fun though…never malicious in intent. I can be serious too (sometimes)

I’m just sayin’ that I place a high value on sense of humor, however there’s a steep learning curve to adapt to my sarcasm/sense of humor BUT when/if a person does, it’s pretty damn entertaining …I think
(ESPECIALLY while People watching)
I dunno, I like to live drama and stress free; can’t be all stressed out when you’re laughin’

4. I’m honest

If I’m into a person ‘m into a person…If I say I’m not seeing anyone, I’m not. I guess women are accustom to liars.
I’m a laid back (remember boring) type person so If you ask what I did last night and I say “I hit the movies or I was shooting pool all night” I was…it sounds uneventful but that’s really what I did.
I don’t say many things just to make another person feel good or tell someone ‘what they want to hear’ if you ask my idea of a good date, or what I think about you…or something else and it sounds good, it’s not for you, that’s just how I feel.
I think women are trained to look for the hidden agenda because of stories or past experiences and I get the skeptical eyes LOL

…I’m just me


#5 I’m weird

I’m the pickiest eater you’ll ever encounter
I make obscure references and jokes
I think a woman with a strong work ethic is sexy
I’d rather shop than party
I work at ridiculous hours
I’m more attracted to a woman’s legs and arms than breasts and ass
…I’m almost too laid back for my own good.

Sometimes people make the mistake of trying to ‘figure me out’…stop it, don’t bother; you’ll never get it. I think I’m one of the few that you can take at face value and not regret it.

I’m VH1 Soul in a BET world
…I know I better not come up with another 5

I Think I Think: Clima Cool

It’s not BBQ is you don’t use charcoalsTwo different ways of spelling Catsup/Ketchup is just stupid

That’s what Ben Rothlesberger gets…bwahahahahaha! (Go Bengals)

I want the new Treo…but I hear it’s not better than the one I have.

What is the acceptable length for fingernails on men?
Mederma ladies….that get’s your skin RIGHT!

Where’s the black sheep? Here’s the black sheep!

Less comments since I moved my blogs….fake friends LOL!

My favorite “Whole” non hip hop CD of all time is:



In grade school “E” was never a grade…why did they go straight to “F”

Snow crab legs are a waste of time and effort.

I miss College

A woman that plays fantasy football is sexy.

I have too many pairs of sneakers that are over $200

Most holidays are wack…I’m not giving up my day off though!

There’s a lot of potential in the messageboard…could become a fun hangout.

http://www.eclectik-discussion.com/

Gatorade “Rain” is still that drink!

It’s the Mizzark chillin’ in the Pizzark, I gotta break cuz my mother said be home by Dizzark! LOL

Thank god for 401 K cuz life will KILL your savings account!

Every time I go to Wendy’s I get the same thing:

1 Single – Catsup (ugh) Ketchup and Pickles only *NO cheese*
1 Biggie Fry W/BBQ sauce
1 order of chicken nuggets (5 pc.)
I need a light jacket…saw one at the Lacoste outlet…might get that.

No one knows what all the buttons on the calculator do.

The funniest cartoon character that never said a word is the little chicken on foghorn Leghorn that wore the glasses. (Egghead Jr.)



I cannot lay in the bed when I wake up in the morning, I have to get up
My favorite color is orange…burnt orange; earth tones.

I hate when what I’m wearing looks good but I just don’t look right in it


I don’t eat Mac and Cheese….never will.


Why hasn’t the “Black people” sterotype changed yet?

When people do impressions or portray us on TV why is it still the 1985’s hood ‘yo yo yo’ dude…or the gum poppin’ black chick?
…and why is “Sassy” only used when they talk about black women?

Blogs are cool, even when no one reads them…it’s still cool to get your thoughts out

People look for reasons to not like their jobs….remember how happy you were when you got it after the interview? Remember what you felt like BEFORE you had a job

…yeah, pipe down.

I have to start eating breakfast.

Putting blogs here is better, esp. since they don’t block this page at work lol!

I want to play Chess…I’d LOVE to meet a woman that likes to play.

I only drink alcohol that tastes good.

If someone can tell me where I could find some Adidas ClimaCool revolutions size 13

I’d really appreciate it.

I think I Think: Boo Berry

Frankenberry, Count Chocula...no one remembers Boo Berry though.



I played Tecmo and Madden more hours than I spent in class per
semester in college.

I can't type worth a damn

When I build my dream house I'm going to have a urinal in the bathroom.

Chili's has the best fried Shrimp ever

Women think that men love the chase, and I hate the chase.

I despise chain letters, so why in the world would I buy into these Chain Bulletins?
...as a matter of fact, the "Ooooh you opened this soo..." and the " If you don't want THIS to happen..."
Bulletins are my brand new #1 Myspace pet peeve until further notice.

If you're 21 or older, you need to grow up

Lupe Fiasco just might be okay

I type a lot of blogs, but really, they don't take that long...I do have a life LOL
...some people use a few minutes to smoke, or go get a coffee, or gossip...I type some sarcastic bull on myspace :)

If anyone that reads these things and thinks "Hey, he's talking about me...nah, he can't be"
...I am.

College Football's 2006-2007 National Champions THE Ohio State University!!!

Almond Snickers are KILLIN The regular ones

The Blog I typed "Welcome" is pretty much me.

People always clap their hands right before they show someone a dance

I don't know what's better...Raisin bran or Frosted Flakes

If I were a major celebrity all my jewelry would be fake
Why pay all that money for the real stuff, I could get jacked...it's for show anyway and since I'd be rich everyone would automatically assume it was real...win-win.

My top 10 Favorite Cartoon characters of all time are:

1. Bugs Bunny
2. Daffy Duck
3. Grumpy Smurf
4. Yosimite Sam
5. Starscream (Transformers)
6. Stewie Griffin
7. Spider-man
8. Master Shake
9. Cobra Commander
10. Hair Bear



Degree Deodorant is what's up.

I think people seek out to annoy me on purpose....they WANT me to hate them

The only guaranteed way to stay on my friends list is to subscribe to my blogs, otherwise you're subject to get deleted due to inactivity lol

I'm right at 511 even, weight 224lbs.

The toughest of my blogs is the "I remember when" because I remember a ton of shit no one else would and you people would think I'm crazier than you already do.

example: The movie: "The Heavenly kid" I loved that movie...but who the hell knows about it but me?



I'm honest to a fault...lying is too involved...take the truth and like it.

Remember combos? The Cheese things that had like a cracker around them

...those little things?
They were awful.

I'm a Jeans and sneaker fanatic.

I don't profile...and I dont discriminate, alls I'm saying is when someone is driving slow or stupid in front of me when I pass them to see who it is, they're either old, or someone in their immediate family was NOT born in the US

When I left Grambling Jahzi was hands down the most beautiful woman there.

I need Unconditional love by Musical Youth and Donna Summer on .mp3 or .wav

People say I'm too nonchalant and I say ...meh, I dont care.

I can never get my 3 button polos as crisp as they were when I bought them.

When you get older Hopscotch isn't hard at all lol

5 Reasons I'm Single

1. I'm boring

Going to the movies, shooting pool, playing board games, cards...
Walking around Georgetown, shopping and stopping for drinks
Those are fun things to me.
I'd rather go to a lounge and listen to some spoken word or get some take out and watch a DVD than hit a club.

(The obligatory trip to N.Y. for shopping or a weekend in A.C. for a little blackjack is always the move too.)

To some though, that's boring and not desirable...I'm a laid back type guy...I watch 24, and Girlfriends what do you want from me? LOL

2. I don't go to church

I don't have anything against religion, I love Jesus!
For those that go to Church, Temple, or Kingdom Hall on the weekly or more? there's not a thing wrong with that, I just don't enjoy going/attending Services.
I believe in God, I pray I just don't go to the building.
I don't have any problem with my woman going, raising our children into going; Hey, I'd even go a time or two but I'd never be a regular
(that time or two may literally be a time or two)
Some women cannot get over that and I respect it, but if I went to church or said that I do just to impress a woman or make her think that Im religious; just to get close to her is dishonest and if there's anything/anyone I'm NOT going to lie about or on it's the most high! J

I'm going in Church and sitting down, God's up there pointin' at me like: Look at "THIS dude" LOL!!

3. I don't dance

That's probably reason 412 why I don't go to the clubs
(But then again I don't even go to or like Strip clubs either)
Anyway,
I don't dance...to some women thats blasphemous.

Meh.

Look, if I'm really with someone I'd take some classes like The Tango or some ish like that, that might be fun; but I'm not about to go sweat it up and shake it down in nobody's club; Her and her girls can go do that as much as they want.

...what if she dances with a guy?
As long as she's coming home to me what do I have to worry about?
If she's doing something she shouldn't be; a couple of things will happen:

Shell cheat
She'll like someone else and break up with me
Word will get out or Ill catch her in a lie of some sort

...all roads end with me not dealing with her anymore, so who cares?
Chalk it up to her not being the right one, but dancing CANNOT be that serious...can it?

4. I'm not attracted to fast-ass females/ Im not an 'Ass man' or 'Breast man'

I'm a sucker for pretty skin and nice legs.....a pretty smile, toned arms...Now I love the curves and if I had to pick between the standard two; I'd probably go backside over big breasts...I dont mind small breasts in the least
(it's all about the nipple peoples...the nipple LOL)

With all that being said, maybe if I went for the hot butt chicks that wear their T&A all hanging out or that's out pelvic poppin' all over the place it would be easier to get someone lol theres a lot of them around these days

But NOPE!

I'd rather go with what I want/prefer...plus personality is whats important
(Yeah it sounded like bullshit as I typed it as well lmao!)

5. I'm too picky

I require what I'd like to think are small things...I honestly don't think I ask for much when people ask "What is your type?"

The MOST IMPORTANT thing is Sense of Humor
...nothing is worse than a woman that cannot take or tell a joke or find humor in some things stupid or otherwise. lol

The ability to hold a decent conversation
...EVEN if we're talking about 'Why Barney Rubble didn't have a neck' or 'If the Beat it Jacket was better than the Thriller Jacket lol just the ability to have fun and talk. Things don't always have to be serious but being able to get along with one another is big.

Some sort of goals/aspirations
Who wants to be with someone thats not trying to do something with themselves?
A Job (pref. career) in College (or graduate) wanting to do somethingbills are hot
Being able to pay them is sexy lol; 401 K, a carrentyour name on a lease somewhere lol

Common interests:
I like a woman that's laid back like me
...I guess the "Boring stuff" from above; Going to a Basketball game, a comedy club or a drive somewhere...stuff like that; Getting drunk and playing Scrabble and arguing whether or not 'Shawty' and 'urea' is acceptable LOL
No fun being with someone you cant vibe withlookin at each others sexy ass can get old real quick (maybe)

I'm not a fan of makeup
...Nothing is wrong with lip gloss/glass, I mean I've seen women who wore makeup and I had no clue, and situations like that I don't have any beef
I'm just saying; the foundations...the powders...extra eye shadow; hot for model shoots...not going to Pentagon City Mall and Ruby Tues. LOL

Dress and shoe game
...of course most women are concerned with their appearance and I don't ask that any woman rock the latest from Neiman Marcus or Bloomies
But a woman with nice shoes is so sexy, and someone that can rock sweats, gym shorts, jeans and a beater...then flip to something soft and spaghetti strapped and wears it well is outstanding.

I Think I Think III

I cannot WAIT till Football season (College and Pro) starts!

Season of the Tiger could be a better show BUT it’s nice to see my school on TV

Mission Impossible 3 wasn’t that bad.

I wonder what people like better “Dime Lines” , “I remember When” or these things in my blog

The Redskins will have the better record but the Cowboys will beat them

CORAL will be back on the Real World/Road Rules challenge and I could not be happier; I love those…err her….and she’s a asshole; love that woman.

Fat meat IS greasy

106&Park, Rap City and the 25,000 other Video shows on BET could all be replaced by VH1 Soul

There are NO available/Single women in Northern VA

A key to happiness is separating needs from wants

My latest Celebrity Top 10 ‘Want’ list; Last ranking’s position in ( )

1, Zoe Saldana (1)
2. Lisa Barber (3)
3. Brooklyn Sadano (6)
4. April Watts (NR)
5. Angell Conwell (NR)
6. Vivian Green (10)
7. Joyful Drake (4)
8. Latoya Luckett (9)
9. Eva Pigford (5)
10. Julissa (From 106&Park) (NR)

My rent is ridiculous

Tamiko T is my favorite Model/ Radio personality…no idea how much I want to date her
(Though I’ve always been in love with Egypt and Steph Lover too )

The evolution of meeting people/Web addiction:
Yahoo Chat
College Club.com
Love@AOL
Blackplanet
Match.com
Myspace

My Treo 650 kicks ass

The only place that has more Gay black men than DC is American Idol auditions LOL!
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

I watch Grease and Pretty woman every time they come on cable.

My Mother wants me to get a girlfriend
(Pref. one that’s from the Midwest)

The Jolly Rancher Fire Stix, used to be the best!

Bailey’s Pub and Grill is the best.

Gabrielle Union does NOTHING for me.

My 5 favorite singers right now are:

1. Erykah Badu
2. Alicia Keys
3. Vivian Green
4. Heather Headley
5. Keyshia Cole

Frosted Strawberry is the BEST pop Tart flavor (Then Frosted Cherry)

I’m the worst impulse shopper ever

Ciara has close to a perfect shape

Meagan Good almost has the perfect everything

Kobe blew it…he sucks…he’s overrated…and Ah ha

“When this Feeling” by SWV is one of my favorite songs ever.

You can’t do that on Television needs to come out on DVD

I’m the pickiest eater anyone has ever seen.

Being single isn’t that bad…till you’re horny.

The DC metro has the worst slang ever.

The last Girlfriends episode is over and it sucked…if it gets canceled I’m going to be burt; mmmm Toni Childs.

A woman that likes to shoot pool and/or play chess is sexy to me.

Mamba candy used to be the greatest…that was a lot of candy for 50 cent.

My top 5 Favorite Emcees right now are:

1. Ghostface
2. MF Doom
3. Mos Def
4. Jean Grae
5. Rhymefest

You can’t put a value on a woman with a sense of humor…and sarcasm.

Myspace is the most addictive website that gives you nothing….the forums and groups suck most of the blogs are ‘meh’ but ya just can’t stay away.

Everyone likes Aqua Teen, Family guy, and South Park (If you’re cool at least) but a lot of people are sleeping on Robot Chicken

The cool people understand how I came up with Eclectik Relaxation without me explaining it.

Song you’d never think I liked: The Best of You by the Foo Fighters.

How in the WORLD did Steve Nash win the NBA MVP (Either time?!?)

The prefect woman, she’s everything my “Dime Lines” say she is/should be…BUT she smokes…can I be with her? Dunno.

Lion-O would CLEARLY beat He-Man up

I have Nothing

I have NO

Children
Wife
Diseases
Smoking habits
Unemployment situation
Lack of transportation
Lack of education
Girlfriend(s)
Homosexual tendencies
Drama
Undo stress
Desire to hit the clubs every weekend

…having none of that, I don’t feel so bad though :)

I Think I Think II

24 Is the greatest show period.

Sprint is alright with me, I don’t know why everyone has so many problems.

There’s no reason for anyone to have hundreds and hundreds of friends on myspace
unless you’re a celebrity or doing some serious networking; it’s useless.

Grown people fighting is ignorant.

Women lounging around the house in sweat shorts and a Tee shirt or tank is sexy.

When someone subscribes to your blog is when they really pay attention.

Nothing beats Sesame body butter from the Body shop

Chicken tastes soo good when you use Lemon pepper

7 + 7 =14

The Lakers stink and I hate’em

Looks attract, personality keeps, actions maintain.

Some people think I’m too sarcastic

Yo Momma is possibly the dumbest show on television…it’s slightly offensive.

In all honesty, no one can really be offended by a television program or song…
turn it off, don’t be stupid.

The dating scene in the DC metro is Torrible (Terrible and Horrible)

Football is better than sex if you understand my theory.

I hate nervous laughter…or when people laugh after everything they say.

If you’re reading this I fux witcha, leave a comment say hi.

If you’re not reading this; you’re lying.

Captain Morgan is my homeboy

I’m the only person that likes Zero candy bars

People that say “Wrestling is fake” fails to realize if you’re watching a show on TV
(Outside of ‘reality shows’) They are all fake….it’s kinda the definition.

Musiq needs to hurry up and make another CD

No one makes better wings than me

There’s no such thing as a “Good man” or “Good woman”

If I don’t know you, trying to get to know you, or talking to you on a semi regular basis
Odds are you wont stay on my friends list.

I don’t know who was more useless in the Superfriends; Robin or Aquaman

Wendy’s has the better BBQ sauce; Chick Fil A has the better nuggets.

Getting take out, watching DVD’s and playing games is a good date,
Unfortunately you can’t just let anyone come to your place.

I’m annoyed easy…I don’t know if they’re pet peeves or I just hate people in general

I love slim/petite women.

For some reason I’m attracted to/most of my girlfriends has had big foreheads.

I like/eat Turkey Bacon and I don’t care if you don’t

The coolest cartoon character name was “Montgomery Good news moose”
from the Get along gang

I’m one of the few lucky people that works in the field they went to college for and
Actually enjoys/likes their job.

I’d trade the entire basketball season for 4 or 5 extra weeks of Football

Ernie could beat Burt in a fist fight

I think I think I

::My First ever post...The First 'I Think I Think'...The more things change, the more they stay the same...

The NBA is terrible these days

Michelle Williams from Destiny’s Child looks like Scrappy Doo

Jaguar Wright and Vivian Green doesn’t get enough notice

Rainbow was the Best Now&Later flavor

Myspace is Blackplanet on Steroids

Cottage Cheese is nasty

Lisa Barber (USA Track and Field) needs me.

I can’t decide who has the better nuggets, Chick Fil A or Wendy’s

Sex is good as hell but overrated

The NFL season is too short and the offseason is too long

My Top 10 Celebrity ‘Can get it’ list as of right now is:

1. Zoe Saldana
2. Kristal Marshall
3. Lisa Barber
4. Joyfull Drake
5. Eva Pigford
6. Brooklyn Sudano
7. Ciara
8. Nikki/Hoopz
9. Latoya Luckett
10.Vivian Green

Jem was truly outrageous.

I’m not nearly as superficial as I used to be.

Steak tacos from Chipotle are ‘wow’

A laid back 7 with a sense of humor, likes sports and shoots poolis hotter than a fast butt 9 that
clubs every week and has no conversational skills

I’m one of the few that has no problems with Sprint.

Fantasia looks like Woody woodpecker

With all the copy cat shows that goes on, where’ the Urban Idol? All R&B and Soul Singers.

The DL guy stuff cannot be true, no way a guy has sex or does whatever with another guy but don’t consider themselves gay…wouldn’t that be the definition?

Small wonder was that show.

If I had to pick between Baseball and Hockey…I might pick Hockey.

This infatuation with the terrible ATL and Texas music is worst than when New Orleans was running things South=Bad Rap

People should shut up about gas prices, who cares how high it is…you gotta drive anyway, pipe down.

Hip hop doesn’t exist anymore…What Talib, Common, and Mos Def does is Rap music, what T.I. , Jeezy, Three 6 Mafia, etc does is ‘Urban pop’Hip Hop: DJing, Emceeing, B Boying, Graffiti is all but gone.

If Carson Palmer comes back 100% my team will be a BEAST!

Not too much is better than Coldstone in the summer.

Watching the girl from Family matters (Jamiee Foxworth) do porn (Crave) just doesn’t seem right…I dont turn it off…I’m just saying.

The Groups on Myspace should be way better than they are.

Harris Teeter is the greatest.

I’m so attracted to Pam Oliver

No one remembers Great Space Coaster but me.

This season the truth about McNabb is going to come out.

All things considered LL Cool J Could be considered the Greatest Rapper of all time.

I don’t think Buffie’s face is unattractive….and yes, I HAVE seen her face

I hate: LOL, LMAO, ROTFL, OMG, etc. but unfortunately you have to use them

Typing slang just seems ignorant.

I’m addicted to the Nikki/Hoopz Reggaeton video clip on Google.

Being single sux, but being with someone out of connivance is way worst.

The only Tom & Jerry Episode funnier than the ‘Zoot Suit’ could be Uncle Pecos

The Skins should start Campbell

Physically in a woman give me a cute face, pretty skin and nice legs/arms over “phat ass” and
big breasts anydayI take petite/slim over thick if I had my choice.

Frankeberry was the best Monster cereal

The Body shop has some good ish.

Nice guys don’t finish first of last, they just maintain until they find some one that appreciates what they do.

Girlfriend’s Tracee Ross has the most underrated Ass in show business

There’s nothing sexier than a woman in a Beater and jeans…Sweats or something spaghetti strapped and a ponytail

More relaxation

You know what I've decided to do?

Then I'ma tell you...I've decided to post on this damn blogger thing...but I'm going to start from the beginning

Repost all the blogs from my real page in order...just cuz

Watch how the blog changed...or stayed the same...if anyone is reading this; maybe you'll get a chance to catch up or comment on something you missed.

...also in preparation for my retirement.

(Least this thing is free should I decide to pulla Favre)